>first five minutes of the film
>unsimulated shot of shit emerging from the lead actor's asshole, which he then wipes out with a stick
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Just what in the blue fuck was Franco thinking?
>that community theater tier stage acting
>Scott haze's incoherent mumbling
>those title cards typed up on MSWord and slapped into the film
What a fucking train wreck.
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james franco is jewish
he is also a talentless retard
unfortunately for us he 'likes' great works of literature, he also likes buying the rights to film adaptations of them, which he directs and stars in.
james franco is jewish.
>unfortunately for us he 'likes' great works of literature, he also likes buying the rights to film adaptations of them, which he directs and stars in.
Did anyone even give a shit about his Faulkner adaptations?
I remember 0 marketing or just general talk about them.
has anyone seeeeeen them???
leave MSWord outta this
>Scott haze's incoherent mumbling
You never read the book did you?
Why are there movies for scatfags but not pissfags?
This is the first interesting thing I've heard about this movie
He isn't even a talented Jew like the Coen Bros or Spielberg. He's just a hack.
thanks for letting us know Sup Forums
it's not like we don't already know that the majority of hollywood actors and producers are jewish. what would we do if it wasn't for you calling it to our attention every fucking thread and letting us know how much you hate those jews. thank god you guys are here to set the record straight.
For the love of fuck I hope he never touches Blood Meridian.
great book by the way
but he already did
google that shit my man
Yeah I've seen his screen test/fan film. I thought it was hilarious that the film was cancelled like two hours after it was announced because they didn't "have the rights" (aka they had no faith in him)
he didn't say anything about hating jews though are you antisemitic?
>Franco's been trying for years to get the rights to blood meridian
>Tommy Lee Jones has a five hour screenplay
>can't get funding because "too violent"
>McCarthy considered Terrence Malick to do it I'd like if he did it like Thin Red Line but grittier
>studios say no
>most of the directors that could do it probably won't
>Franco made a demo sequence of the volcano piss and guano gunpowder scene
>it's fucking terrible
>guy who owns rights to the movie adaptation says he'll die before franco gets the rights
Does this title remind anyone else of function composition, or is it just me
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james franco needs to kill himself asap
Ridley Scott was apparently going to do it but the script he had was terrible. You can find it on a McCarthy forum. Scott would be a great choice if he had a script by the Coen's or something.
Do we see the winkin' brown eye?
What about this though?
No, his films are shit, not that McCarthy's not worthless, but he is literature, and someone capable of reading should tackle him.
I've seen all of his films and made a dumb video about two of them a few months ago.
>Scott would be a great choice
No
He hasn't made a good movie in decades
A mini series would really do it justice. And Kingpin from Daredevil should play the Judge
>says he'll die before franco gets the rights
>thirty years later
>franco is at the peak of his directing ability
>guy who owns the rights dies
>franco pulls every string he can to acquire the rights and succeeds
>puts everything he has into the movie
>it's finally made and released
>franco quietly passes away feeling that he has accomplished his life's goal
>movie is 5/10
Why do you think McCarthy is worthless?
I'll assassinate Franco if it comes to that
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