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fuck off commie bastards edition

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>end of contract
>think i won't get a new one because i've been doing pretty shite lately
>get offered a job and a car

wew lids

ah yes

i was going to post my thread you CUNT

the virgin train

Calm down.

alri lads you beat me to it, we'll recycle my edition next alri

got a lifetime ban from the city ground for singing the 'you're just a small town in baghdad' chant when we last played Leicester a few years ago

had to start supporting a non league club instead. shan't post the name for fear of doxxing but it's actually more enjoyable

>Have gf
>She cheats on me with 2 guys at the same time
>Forgive her because too autistic to get a 2nd gf
>She breaks up with me because I didn't care enough that she cheated

good edition

i want to like london but i just can't

why

that's pretty cool if you're being honest.

Cuck

I thought you guys cycled everywhere

hmmm nope

the lads she slept with were white so I'm not a cuck

It's a kuomintang edition(the nationalist party, NOT the communist party)

If you weren't a brainlet you'd know that

i'm not going to live in fucking amsterdam desu

Yanks are welcome here

wow mao was shit

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me in the white hotpants

china is shit simple as

>you arrive in the kingdom of the solent (AD 2100)

>haven't talked to her in over a year
>she texts me out of the blue
>feel myself falling in love all over again
HATE it

STAY AWAY FROM BRISTOL

rotterdam is nice and still cycle friendly

t. knower

He might have been a commie fuck but he was alpha as fuck, constantly outsmarted the nationalist party, and then took china from underneath them

t. brainlet

can I get blind from watching the nasa eclipse stream?

was prolly gonna be shit x

I heard rotterdam was a shithole
or I might just think that because it has 'rot' in it

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decided i no longer like sihks

china is honestly my idea of utter hell

ye but they've got less of that startup goodness, i don't want to actually work lol

its nice north of the bridge

love bristol. wont be leaving any time soon.

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>poverty rate falls from 88 percent to 6.5 percent in 30 years
!?

foy off yankoid

don't worry lad, it'll be easier to get over her this time.

you'll feel it's not the same, trust la'

what does you're a small town in bagdad mean?

t. never been to china

fucking hell do you still post here every day

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Honestly lads things like yellowstone and other disasters for the us worry me. If the US became a second rate power the western world would be fucked from behind from China and the rising powers.

roverdam*

CORR

If anything happened to the US China would be in ten times as much shit

don't understand this post

chips are up. looks like its going to be 'chips' and then 'steak an hour later' rather than chips and steaks

sharing accomodation with total strangers x

>youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Name a better anthem

I'll wait

china?
naah, not for me

Taiwain and Hong Kong?
yeah, im interested

el etiopiANO

Which one of you lads runs this account?

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Feel like 'ciding myself

The floating rock flew past the floating ball of fire did it?

amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=_cNRr0OZxDA

youtu.be/Xt3C5MM7Jkg?t=1m26s

how freaking cool is this

Bollocks

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the french one

>a car

what car

WHAT DOES SMALL TOWN IN BAGHDAD MEAN

BESIDES NOTHING

change food to willies

Well this got aggressive

how are you viewing the eclipse lads? i'm using 3 pairs of sunglasses

Love Scottish Twitter

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don't try to eat those so-called 'chips'

dunno yet i complained before public transport is such a hassle so they said they'll offer me a car on top

*builds a suburb*

somaliland
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Just got back from Paris lads

Holy fuck, it has been utterly inundated with Africans and Arabs. There are streets in both the centre and outskirts with nothing but dozens of niggers loitering. It's tragic.

The city feels like it's in the middle east. When you stop at a traffic light some paki in a burka holding her child comes up and asks for money. Every time.

At the tourist places there are these niggers trying to sell you these terrible plastic ''souvenirs'' or other shite like selfie sticks for 1 Euro.

The city is lost to blacks and browns. FUCK the colonialists who were short-sighted to not see the possible implications of teaching generations of Africans your fucking language.

>his anthem isnt really weird

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me

High and drunk !

gook bastard

part and parcel of living in a city

thats fucking mental wtf I didnt know it happens like that

Bit mean

you cant use a single hob for 2 minutes?

ugly arab cow

No it isn't. China is not food independent, runs on a heavy trade surplus and has over a trillion sunk into US bonds. The only reason they aren't Russia-tier to begin with is because the US normalised relations in the early 70s.
If the US cut off all ties then China would crater overnight.

She had a threesome? Did you know the lads? Seems hot ngl

post this on Sup Forums, will get much more traction

what did you drink

business idea: detached houses with large gardens, each shrouded by trees (but not too many)

imagine living in a city, fucking SCREECHING

I earn £50,000 sitting on my arse at home, got a nice place out in the country where I walk my doggo and live a relaxed life, meanwhile wagies in the city are struggling on £30,000 working 80 hour weeks and living in flatshares

fucking HOWL whenever I think of it

might be a pasta from there actually

>how does the economy work lol

took me multiple reads to comprehend this

>WhenChristopher Columbuscame to theNew World—specifically, the north coast of Jamaica—he was able to use European scientific understanding to correctly predict a lunar eclipse. The event is known as theMarch 1504 lunar eclipseand occurred when Columbus, after he wanted to be seen as god-like, stated that he would make the moon disappear during the night of February 29, 1504. The reason Columbus wanted to prove he could make the moon disappear is because he and his crew were eating a great deal of the inhabitants' food, and the inhabitants refused to feed them anymore. Columbus was right in his prediction, for he used astronomical tables and local clocks in order to predict when the lunar eclipse would happen and was able to convince the inhabitants that he had the power to make the moon disappear and then reappear. After the inhabitants believed that Columbus was truly able to make the moon disappear, they begged him to return the moon to its previous form, and after roughly an allotted amount of time (the amount of time Columbus discerned to be how long the eclipse would last), Columbus agreed to return the moon, and the moon began to reappear. The next day, the inhabitants gave Columbus and his crew the food they desired.[6]

The fucking state of JFs

>you will NEVER EVER ever live anywhere live this

The next total solar eclipse in the UK won't happen until 2090.

shut up you horrible cunt

the sun will turn into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the Lord comes

>August 12, 2026


Guarantee it will be cloudy
fucking britain

>MIDI instruments
god bless

swear there was one here 20 years ago

business idea: start a construction company because if secluded idiots like that want electricity, internet and water it's gonna be very very expensive.