Why didn't he dodge that?

Why didn't he dodge that?

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THE matrix is like a German's idea of what an American would think was cool

he was temporarily shocked by her cool one-liner

What twitter feed did you steal this funny and original joke from?

Not even Neo could've at such close range.

>no one has ever defeated an agent
>everyone who has ever stood against an agent, every single one, they were all killed

Was Trinity the one?

maybe Morpheus is only referring to everyone who has gone 1v1 with an agent?

Distracted by her leather-clad titties

He meant fighting an agent is literally impossible since every time you "kill" one they just assume the person next to them. Making them undefeatable by conventional means.

It's a decent bit of pop sci fi. Ruined only by progressively stupider sequels.

It's why Blade Runner is so good. No sequels to fuck up the headcanon. Until now, that is.

What if they're both a half and neon and tritium are the one together.

>your job is to talc up a fully nude Trinity so she can fit in her skintight PVC suit.

I accept the assignment.

>action heroine in 1999
>looks athletic and buff enough while still being sexy

>action heroine now
>Mother of Burgers

where did it go so wrong

>Snore Runner
>Good

>that tummy
wew

>chronically overmedicated millennial with zero attention span due to brain being fried on adderall, porn and internet since early age
>taste

social media has ruined entertainment

I'd forgotten how ugly she is

Reassign this.

How can chromosomes be real if eyes aren't real?

For some reason the midriff on women is super sexy to me.

Yes I like flat tummies. Yes I'm a shitlord that thinks women are sexy when theyre skinny. Show off that flat tummy to me and show me that belly button and WEW LADS

Imagine what a reboot of The Matrix would be like.

Maybe they could at least change that pants on the head retarded overheated human batteries shtick

check'd

Flat tummies are fucking hng tier my dude. Fuck whatever the media tells you to like, any girl can get a flat tummy if they just put down the fork.

what makes that explanation less annoying to me is that it's only what the resistance believes to be the reason for the matrix, not the actual reason. It's something that has become part of their propaganda to sign up members

If the force of the shot was enough to make the agent fly away like that, wouldn't the recoil have snapped Trinity's arm off?

semi related because it's all about guns and manoeuvres and shit I think but,

Is WANTED any good for a watch Sup Forums?

I never got round to it but it seemed cool when I was younger

they would not
it was supposed to be using them for processing power but that was apparently deemed too complicated of a concept for the audience

either way it's inconsequential

They were in The Matrix, lad. Neo just dodged like a dozen bullets and so did the agent. Somehow I think physics can be manipulated in The Matrix. Don't quote me though.

they are all stronger than the average bear because it's in the matrix user did you even watch the movie

neo's just craaaazy powerful

but they are all powerful

Wanted is pretty lame imo

>no one posted the link yet

How is someone supposed to know what you're talking about?a

>be Wachowskis
>want to make the Matrix be about giant neural net computer
>be informed americans are too stupid to understand concept
Whelp.

>make it about duracells instead.
I guess Cletus got pandered too one more time.

its ok there are some nice scenes

Will Smith would get his second chance to play neo.

It would end up being i,Robot tier.

machines dont do what humans tell them to do anymore. she told him to dodge, so in defiance and to show superiority of machines, he refused her command.

>not hopping on

(((Smith))) was a gay

Healthy mom = healthy babies

it's not rocket surgery that attractive traits are associated with good health (nice skin,etc)

These movies really missed an opportunity to do the curve bullet thing Wanted did. Would of made some sick slomo action trick shots and would make sense since they are in virtual reality.

BRAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFTTFTFF

except the bullet curving is stupid as fuck and only good for a laugh, would've ruined the tone of the film

fuck Wanted

I liked it a lot.

Fuck you.

>Will Smith would get his second chance to play neo.

It was supposed to be a major point that most the people in the resistance were women, non-whites, LGBTQ, etc as these would be the people more likely to be feel disenfranchised with the system than a bunch of white men with white collar jobs. Hence Will Smith originally being chosen for the role of Neo.

Now I hate The Matrix.

>Will Smith's refusal lead to a rewrite of the main role being a "white man" with a white collar job

Wtf I love Will Smith now

>
>what makes that explanation less annoying to me is that it's only what the resistance believes to be the reason for the matrix, not the actual reason

So what's the real reason for the Matrix?

Processing power, a randomness engine, whatever the fuck. Maybe they just want to keep humanity alive in some way.

The robots want to learn what it means to be human.

...

take it from zizek
youtube.com/watch?v=d3bBreSgaik

*Sniffing Intensifies*

>It was supposed to be a major point that most the people in the resistance were women, non-whites, LGBTQ, etc as these would be the people more likely to be feel disenfranchised with the system
source?

*sniffs* and so on and so on

It's not bad. The cool factor wears off somewhere in the middle though.

/r/thedonald

He was redpilled and didn't do what women told him to do.

youtube.com/watch?v=9L4Vogsm794

GET IN

Poor guy, his tics is the thing he hates most about himself.

Pretty sure he meant trying to 1v1 an agent in a fist fight was suicide 100% of the time.

They're shown to be ridiculously fast and have near limitless stamina as well as infinite 1 ups.

Neo fighting Smith to a near perfect standstill was something that no one had ever fucking even fathomed before, because as you see even Morpheus who is by far the strongest redpill prior to Neo gets dumpstered in the span of about 15 seconds.

Could someone explain this video to my dumb monkey brain

I used to have your opinion when I was 12 and watched the movie.

sequels are great, not as good as the first one, but still pretty neat.

>that pants on the head retarded overheated human batteries shtick
what's wrong with it?

Humans are really inefficient power sources.

It takes more energy to keep people alive than to "harvest energy" from them. I just assumed they were using human brains as processors for the Matrix and the battery thing wasn't meant to be taken literally.

Fiction is just an extension of who we really are and is therefore not really fiction, but reality in another form.

Stupid philosophical babble.

a perversion of Asimov's first law of robotics

So what would the third pill entail?
Knowing that the Matrix is the Matrix yet still living in it?

they are ok

zizek is a fraud

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Reloaded is a fun movie because of the action scenes, everything inbetween is uninteresting filler. Revolutions is garbage