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I want to breed Ivanka
K so Im stuck in southern Illinois for another 12hrs because of meme train tickets and have no place to stay
Already been here for 15hrs
How do I waste time? Get wasted?
imagine having a sister younger than you who is an entitled cunt and got you evicted from your home, so she could fuck her manchild boyfriend
The eclipse was so fucking cool. Feel bad for the losers not in totality
jack off on the shitter
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eclipse was good
LITERALLY me
>not beating the shit out of him
Hello fatties! lol
What I wouldn't give to breed 23 children from Ivanka
lewd
>some muslim holding up a sign in Catalan
>Islam = pau
>Google Translate says it means dick in Spanish
wew
hi
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will trade your sister for some heroin
I'll hold her hand ifykwim
1 - How is it feeling nothing after watching the eclipse? Taking a picture just not to feel left out? To pretend the hype was worth it?
2 - What the fuck is all this fuss about going blind and shit? Haven't you guys ever looked at the sun before? You don't go immediately blind, gotta be a retard to reach that level. Probably just American classic hysteria and a market plan to sell sunglasses.
Of one thing I'm sure, it's time for camera repair shops to raise their prices, dumb Twitter cunts will try to film it and burn their sensors all around the country.
>German
>Masturbation
>Shit
checks out
Been there done that
Same
she only dates kikes
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saw a full eclipse once....
It was the sun in front of the moon, like wow.
Good thing I'm jewish
not wear i live
*converts to judaism*
Why does spain allow muslims ?
this wasn't very good. why do I keep falling for the "fun" meme
A lot of sour grapes about this eclipse ITT
Reminder that my whatsapp number is
+5215578301781
like if you wanna talk about the eclipse just hit me up
just came to the realization I need to find a young attractive white women who is willing to give me lots of children
who can i sue for the shit eclipse?
>sits in the back pew at a church
>laugh under my breath the whole time
Christians btfo
>yfw Spain has a higher percentage of muslims than Canada
Well they still have exclave cities in Africa that are Spanish clay but full of muslims since Spain conquered them. Also they used to own Spanish Morocco so you get the immigrants from former colonies.
>44500-58300 a year entry level logistics position as a civilian contractor for the army with upwards mobility
Thinking about taking it since I'm a shit hourly associate for a biotech company
My penis is average sized
how to tell somebody doesn't have a soul:
they weren't impressed by the eclipse
tfw no gf
how to tell someone is a moron
he was impressed by his 70% eclipse.
Italy colonized Libya yet receives no Libyans, while France gets 6 million Algerian and Spain gets 2.5 million morrocans. Why is this?
soulless NPC detected
My professor is a fucking loser. He was so excited about the meme eclipse and refused to talk about anything else for like 30 minutes. This is a chemistry class, not anything to do with space
>set alarm clock to wake up before eclipse
>have trouble falling asleep
>turn alarm off so I can get a full 8 hours
>wake up early anyways
>5 minutes after the eclipse
>My professor is a fucking loser. He was so excited about the meme eclipse and refused to talk about anything else for like 30 minutes. This is a chemistry class, not anything to do with space
wtf
anti trump shit on my CUM
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GET THE FUC KOUT LIBERAL IDIIOT KEKS
KEKISTAN WILLRISE AGAIN
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i hope he goes blind
>chemistry has nothing to do with space
Italy lost Libya in WWII, they didn't have a chance to pour in when they were decolonizing like the Algerians did.
>tfw no train to wave to
love these posts
FUCK YOU NIGGA.. I KNOW I'M A BRAINLET OK. BUT I JUST WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MOLES AND SHIT
if you took that higher paying job you would have more money
women love money
Hmmmmmmmmm interesting, sucks to be frog or chorizo tbqh
>tfw too many anti suicide prevention near the rails so you cant get close to watch to zoom by without looking like a suicidal person
it doesnt has to do with space
didnt even get dark here
>it doesnt has to do with space
>>it doesnt has to do with space
If you're in Chem 101 the professor probably cares more about the eclipse than some shitty freshmen/sophomores
I saw a picture of Gaben in a window of a university building/hall
Who /totality/ here?
I often think about suicide when I'm at a train station. Not like I actually want to do it, I just think about what it would be like to step out in front when a train passes by.
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whom
This is disgusting, I now know why the media cut the clip off when the statue hits the ground.
90% meh
My fellow American poster is a fucking newfag. He was so excited about the meme arrows and refused to lurk any second more before spewing 140 characters. This is an international board, not anything to do with microblogging.
chemistry is a sub branch of phyisics that has to do with hte study of matter
the fuck do i even put in my CV if i just finished high school and never worked...
>hi im user
>highly proficient in cuteposting and shitposting
southern fatties BTFO
who
alcohol should be illegal
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english is a sub branch of math
same
she can't even set up an xbox and they don't even have rgb any more
Feels good being in the path of totality master race
American Cultural Revolution
They tried that.
It just makes organized crime super rich.
>that guy with a guitar
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ECLIPSE?
FAKE NEWS
HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEAJAJAJJAHOHOHOHOHOHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>marry-your-hannah should be illegal
>what exploding costs?
>what mexican cartels?
t. reagan
Ever thus for traitors.
cannabis should be legal
alcohol should be illegal
how was it. you'd still have to be close to the middle of the path otherwise it may be a few sec of total darkness?
you can only pick one
>cannabis should be legal
Those are drawings.
Kumbaya my lord
*feebly kicks*
Its harmless
Right
Need an ayyrab gf tbqh lads
yes, and?
When Jordan Peterson says 'bloody' it just doesn't sound right, so I'd like to issue an official decree ordering Canadians to stop appropriating our dialect NOW
right
seldom has my dick been harder