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yes

I want to breed Ivanka

K so Im stuck in southern Illinois for another 12hrs because of meme train tickets and have no place to stay
Already been here for 15hrs

How do I waste time? Get wasted?

imagine having a sister younger than you who is an entitled cunt and got you evicted from your home, so she could fuck her manchild boyfriend

The eclipse was so fucking cool. Feel bad for the losers not in totality

jack off on the shitter

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eclipse was good

LITERALLY me

>not beating the shit out of him

Hello fatties! lol

What I wouldn't give to breed 23 children from Ivanka

lewd

>some muslim holding up a sign in Catalan
>Islam = pau
>Google Translate says it means dick in Spanish
wew

hi

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will trade your sister for some heroin

I'll hold her hand ifykwim

1 - How is it feeling nothing after watching the eclipse? Taking a picture just not to feel left out? To pretend the hype was worth it?

2 - What the fuck is all this fuss about going blind and shit? Haven't you guys ever looked at the sun before? You don't go immediately blind, gotta be a retard to reach that level. Probably just American classic hysteria and a market plan to sell sunglasses.
Of one thing I'm sure, it's time for camera repair shops to raise their prices, dumb Twitter cunts will try to film it and burn their sensors all around the country.

>German
>Masturbation
>Shit
checks out

Been there done that
Same

she only dates kikes

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saw a full eclipse once....
It was the sun in front of the moon, like wow.

Good thing I'm jewish

not wear i live

*converts to judaism*

Why does spain allow muslims ?

this wasn't very good. why do I keep falling for the "fun" meme

A lot of sour grapes about this eclipse ITT

Reminder that my whatsapp number is

+5215578301781

like if you wanna talk about the eclipse just hit me up

just came to the realization I need to find a young attractive white women who is willing to give me lots of children

who can i sue for the shit eclipse?

>sits in the back pew at a church
>laugh under my breath the whole time

Christians btfo

>yfw Spain has a higher percentage of muslims than Canada
Well they still have exclave cities in Africa that are Spanish clay but full of muslims since Spain conquered them. Also they used to own Spanish Morocco so you get the immigrants from former colonies.

>44500-58300 a year entry level logistics position as a civilian contractor for the army with upwards mobility
Thinking about taking it since I'm a shit hourly associate for a biotech company

My penis is average sized

how to tell somebody doesn't have a soul:

they weren't impressed by the eclipse

tfw no gf

youtu.be/mSyBGUBlZ5I

how to tell someone is a moron

he was impressed by his 70% eclipse.

Italy colonized Libya yet receives no Libyans, while France gets 6 million Algerian and Spain gets 2.5 million morrocans. Why is this?

soulless NPC detected

My professor is a fucking loser. He was so excited about the meme eclipse and refused to talk about anything else for like 30 minutes. This is a chemistry class, not anything to do with space

>set alarm clock to wake up before eclipse
>have trouble falling asleep
>turn alarm off so I can get a full 8 hours
>wake up early anyways
>5 minutes after the eclipse

>My professor is a fucking loser. He was so excited about the meme eclipse and refused to talk about anything else for like 30 minutes. This is a chemistry class, not anything to do with space

wtf

anti trump shit on my CUM

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GET THE FUC KOUT LIBERAL IDIIOT KEKS

KEKISTAN WILLRISE AGAIN

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i hope he goes blind

>chemistry has nothing to do with space

Italy lost Libya in WWII, they didn't have a chance to pour in when they were decolonizing like the Algerians did.

>tfw no train to wave to

love these posts

FUCK YOU NIGGA.. I KNOW I'M A BRAINLET OK. BUT I JUST WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MOLES AND SHIT

if you took that higher paying job you would have more money
women love money

Hmmmmmmmmm interesting, sucks to be frog or chorizo tbqh

>tfw too many anti suicide prevention near the rails so you cant get close to watch to zoom by without looking like a suicidal person

it doesnt has to do with space

didnt even get dark here

>it doesnt has to do with space

>>it doesnt has to do with space

If you're in Chem 101 the professor probably cares more about the eclipse than some shitty freshmen/sophomores

I saw a picture of Gaben in a window of a university building/hall

Who /totality/ here?

I often think about suicide when I'm at a train station. Not like I actually want to do it, I just think about what it would be like to step out in front when a train passes by.

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whom

This is disgusting, I now know why the media cut the clip off when the statue hits the ground.

90% meh

My fellow American poster is a fucking newfag. He was so excited about the meme arrows and refused to lurk any second more before spewing 140 characters. This is an international board, not anything to do with microblogging.

chemistry is a sub branch of phyisics that has to do with hte study of matter

the fuck do i even put in my CV if i just finished high school and never worked...

>hi im user
>highly proficient in cuteposting and shitposting

southern fatties BTFO

who

alcohol should be illegal

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english is a sub branch of math

same
she can't even set up an xbox and they don't even have rgb any more

Feels good being in the path of totality master race

American Cultural Revolution

They tried that.

It just makes organized crime super rich.

>that guy with a guitar

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ECLIPSE?
FAKE NEWS

HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEAJAJAJJAHOHOHOHOHOHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>marry-your-hannah should be illegal
>what exploding costs?
>what mexican cartels?
t. reagan

Ever thus for traitors.

cannabis should be legal
alcohol should be illegal

how was it. you'd still have to be close to the middle of the path otherwise it may be a few sec of total darkness?

you can only pick one

>cannabis should be legal

Those are drawings.

Kumbaya my lord
*feebly kicks*

Its harmless
Right

Need an ayyrab gf tbqh lads

yes, and?

When Jordan Peterson says 'bloody' it just doesn't sound right, so I'd like to issue an official decree ordering Canadians to stop appropriating our dialect NOW

right

seldom has my dick been harder