>Because we are vikings I will share you with my brother.
Jesus christ. I'm not trying to memepost but why is this show so fucking cucked?
I mean it's literally,actually a giant cuckfest. Can we just skip everything and get to the great heathen army? Ragnar is dead it's getting boring.
The Last Kingdom is the last kino for TV Vikings
It's made by BBC britcucks, don't worry though they will cease to exist in your lifetime.
This.
There's no point watching anything else.
This show sucks! It is beyond a doubt the worst thing Disney Junior has ever created . No even other girly Disney shows were that lame.
The characters and stories were all generic and The Doc mcstuffins character, I say she's was "The healer of Moe-toys".
This Disney Jr. isn't just bad, it's a betrayal. From the first ever Disney channel for Preschoolers.
Disney Junior, you had a good run, but after witnessing this, you're officially dead too me.
"Starfish Tumor" for this Moe-Centric Disney Junior Betrayal.
Man, I could never get any lucky within Moe Anime or Moe Cartoons, just because They're weak, useless, and in some cases, sexist for promoting children too submissive and obedient.
>Season 1 had stronk wymyn warriors passing laws that said wives who got knocked up after fucking random strangers were carrying Odin's kids and so their husbands must support them
>Only now realising it's cucked
No it's not you stupid cunt
I was willing to overlook the stronk woemayn meme because of Ragnar and because Lagatha was fucking hot.
But now....
Lagertha Claire it was Heimdall, not Odin, but yeah, you're right.
Wat. Vikings is made by the History Channel, they're Americucks.
The Last Kingdom is the BBC's version, and manages to be a shit-load better because it's based off of Bernard Cornwell's books.
Not quite Viking/Saxon Sharpe but as close as we're gonna get.
Lagertha CLAIMED it was Heimdal i mean
Eofric was such a fucking lad
>Ragnar says his famous catch-phrase and dies
>three episodes later Aella is dead
It's ok user we kenw waht yuo maetn
I'm interested to see how Viking's Alfred compares to The Last Kingdom's Alfred.
I stopped watching for good at the fucking Mosque scene. So unbelievably cucked.
>Spelling Ælla wrong.
Fucking Americans....
but in vikings he's just a little kid, are they going to do ANOTHER time skip? or just have a badass kid
I can barely stand that fake accent, I really want to think that this is how they would have spoken English, but fucking hell, no one from Scandinavia speaks English like that, with the weird as fuck intonations, pauses, literally everyone says their shit with the same "mystique" thought and what not, FUUUUUUCCCKK
I wouldn't be surprised if they have Alfred be that young when Bjorn invades England, which might be for the best because Alfred in TLK is a 10/10 character and the actor is excellent.
The pacing and built up has been absolute shit.
Even skipped the god damn battle and just went to the execution. Fuck.
These scrubs can't even spell Björn Járnsíða right
They invaded last episode, no time skip.
Shit sucks.
But goyim, how would they have had room for four different scenes about cuckolding then?
It's pretty close to how Icelandics speak English and their language is the closest to old Norse. Swedish and Norweigan sounds nothing like old norse.
There are accounts of norse people converting to Islam from Ibn Fadlan's accounts of the Rus peoples, but yeah, that was done about as subtley as a brick to the face.
Especially given the fact Floki has been fanatical about his pagan faith until he suddenly became overawed by a bunch of praying muslims.
Don't even get me started on why christianised Spain being ruled over by a minority group of Arab warlords looks like downtown fucking Baghdad, with additional subsaharan diversity sprinkled in, just to really kick any historical accuracy firmly in the balls.
>Especially given the fact Floki has been fanatical about his pagan faith until he suddenly became overawed by a bunch of praying muslims.
This, furthermore none of the other vikings didn't give a fuck about it too, what the hell
>are they going to do ANOTHER time skip?
That's my expectation, Alfred wasn't much of a badass anyway, he was pretty bookish and never really a warrior. Thinker not a fighter.
By the time they've shown the vikings conquering most of England, Alfred will be inheriting his throne anyway, no real need for a time skip, just an actor swap like Rome season 2.
There is literally nothing more alpha than sharing a woman with your bro. It reinforces that she is your property, as well the supremacy of male over female. But none of you have spoken to a woman so you'll never experience this. It was common place in the ancient world.
>the time they've shown the vikings conquering most of England
How much time is that? but I could totally see now an actor swap like you mentioned
what is a woman?
Found some vid of girl speaking English with Icelandic accent, was quite close, yeah, but I still don't get the weird intonations of the voice and the other stuff I wrote that's shown in the series, guess it's because of muh Vikings were unique meme
>mfw the Great Heathen Army is going to be represented as avenging good guys bringing free love and feminism to the backwards and bigoted Christians of England
remove snownigger
Not long, Ubba and Sigurd were still alive and leading armies when Alfred the Great became King of Wessex.
The GHA basically came out of nowhere and curbstomped a bunch of completely unprepared Anglo-Saxon kingdoms in less than decade.
Will Herbart viking Jesus come back and fix his dick so he can make babies.
Hirst seems to go out of his way and his interviews to point out he really doesn't know what he's thinking when you write scenes he just kinda has an idea for where things would like to go and writes with pops into his head.
He really seems to have no idea what happened to Ragnar's body or if Ecburt loves Aethelwulf or not.
When asked about the love triangle between the ubbe and Hvitzerk he more or less just shrugs it off and says something to the effect that I wanted to show the people back then still dealt with feelings of love and jealousy but also that Vikings were basically kind of weirdos by modern standards.
>I wanted to show the people back then still dealt with feelings of love and jealousy but also that Vikings were basically kind of weirdos
>battle scene replaced by filler cuck scenes
Vikings YES
>FUUUUUUCCCKK
I've always read that Icelandic is about as close as you can get to Reading Writing and speaking Old Norse
> pictured a true Viking...apparently
Pretty much, I could swear that in one of the video interviews done with Michael Hirst in his office I saw his computer browser open to a Wikipedia page
Did you even read what you wrote
What's a good way to learn old Anglo? Is there any sites some of you would recommend?
Is there a more miserable character than Aethelwulf?
>Cucked by his wife
>By his dad's gay crush
>By his dad
>Forced to raise a bastard son who probably is the nicest person in the planet
>Father constantly ridicules him in public
>He just wants his senile father, who he could easily overthrow, to love him.
I wish he had more screentime, he's had some great moments recently like his trip to Rome with Alfred and his battle at the tower.
More interesting than half the Viking shit now.
Watch a video or listen to a recording of someone reading Beowulf in its original form since it is written in Old English / Anglo-Saxon
no, he is misery incarnate
>Gotta include the 50% airtime dedicated to cuckoldry
>What, the battle between the King and the Vikings? Nah, nobody wants to see that
*smiles gently*
The perfidious leaf does it again
>Youtube: Knife at 1000Degrees vs a kings back
>Knife at 1000Degrees vs a kings back
nothing
...
This episode felt like it was written by an ironic shitposter parodying all the dumb shit this show has done so far
The only American as far as I know that is ever appeared on Vikings was Princess Kwentwirth of Mercia other than that I believe the show is an entirely Irish and Canadian production.
History Channel just bought the rights to air it in the United States and even then we get a different version than the Europeans get.
Some of the stars are from other countries for example.Travis Flamel is Australian and a lot of the actors are either Scandinavian or British
>Forced to raise a bastard son
I don't understand why he hasn't killed him already. This has to be the most unrealistic aspect of the whole show.
Lagertha and Bjorn are Canadian
The Umayyad caliphate ruled in Spain at the time though
The show is made by Canadians
Aethelwulf is super religious remember?
Also both he and Alfred seemed to genuinely enjoy their pilgrimage to Rome together
That name will never not be funny.
>cucks still watch this shit after Floki becomes muslim
Heh, I guess you deserve it.
This also his father heavily influenced Aethelwulf to raise him. Now if Alfrid was some sort of prick....
Learn to meme
It's GLOWING 1000 DEGREE KNIFE VS KING GONE WRONG #GONE SEXUAL
>who he could easily overthrow
Lewl, in his dreams. No one would back him over his father.
It's actually made by a Swede, for the History channel.
If it was BBC/British TV the writers/creators would've made Hvitserk enslave some of the blacks from Algeciras and they would've been exclaiming "Because we are Viking!" as they forced one of them to fuck/creampie his/Ubbe's wife on her wedding day, followed by a commercial of a woman in a hijab talking about how British/Scandinavian cultures don't exist and that Britain/Scandinavia has always been "multicultural" as the call to prayer echos in the background.
>#GONE SEXUAL
Doesn't explain why Spain has suddenly become Arabia crossed with some sub-saharan kingdom. Only the elites were Muslim, the vast majority of the population were still Christian.
Surely we get a great battle next episode right?
Michael Hirst is british
t. Furiously masturbating Sup Forumslack
This might be funny if the BBC hasn't made an infinitely superior viking show that is actually way more conservative and representative of the values of the time.
>I love interracial cuck porn, so that means you guys too
Why do libs always project so much?
Maybe I'm thinking about one of the writers from the earlier seasons then.
Either way, English or Swede, close enough on the topic.
>BBC made an infinitely superior viking show that is actually way more conservative and representative of the values of the time
If true, a true exception to the rule.
Why is it whenever I encounter lovingly crafted cuckolding fics on 4chins, it's always written a Sup Forumslack? Why can you guys take any scenario, no matter how unrelated, and turn it into a story about your self-inset getting cucked by niggers?
Face it, no other board is as into interracial cucking as you guys.
The man is growing old and senile. And Aethelwulf has being in charge of the military for a very long time.
He would have a great deal of support. Probably not by the all the old nobles, but most of the actual generation has probably shared battlefield with him or under him. And while his father has been known for sometimes dealing with the pagans, Aethelwulf has always held a strong anti-pagan agenda.
At first he couldn't because his father held absolute power. Now I think that he has gotten used to it and Alfred seems like a real nice kid, unlike Magnus who was already spoiled just by living in court even if he have no real attachment to anyone.
Merlin was based tho.
>comparing some shit tier fantasy show
Should've used that shit show that turned a queen into a coon, stupid cunt.
>Because we are vikings I will share you with my brother.
>cucking
you get the word all wrong faggot, that means that they consider the girl like some fucktoy only.
>Why is it whenever I encounter lovingly crafted cuckolding fics on 4chins, it's always written a Sup Forumslack?
Why is it that this never happens?
Why is it that whenever someone spams blacked shit on Sup Forums they are always liberal?
Why are leftists so obsessed with getting blacked? Is it a form of virtue signaling?
Face it, no other people are into interracial cucking as you guys.
cock.
>No response other than 'hurr ur librul!' despite no evidence to support that
kys faggot or go back to your hugbox
> despite no evidence to support that
Why do liberals always project? Literally spams blacked shit and then claims it's people form Sup Forums despite not evidence to support that.
Why are you all so mentally ill?
The great heathen army war lasted for like 15 years.
They're saving up for next...
>season
...of 30 episodes, 10 of which are filler
hello
this can b my gf?? pls
;_;
Well the Hodge Twins talk all the time how they've threesomed girls alot.
Or how they would share X girl.
Depends, are you a norwegian chad?
no
Well... Sup Forums does get spammed non-stop with blacked/cuck threads every day, just like Sup Forums (although posters here are more participatory in it). So, as someone who cross-posts from time to time, I'm quite acquainted with the general themes.
As a result, you'd probably be correct in assuming that I'm good at regurgitating the general themes of those lovingly crafted cuckolding fics that get spammed in my face every day.
Couldn't remember the name off hand, but yeah that would've been a better example. There are dozens of others out there as well, but I don't have the time or the memory because I don't watch them anymore, or avoided them outright.
mom and dad arent home, maybe i can be your norwegian chad tonight?
kek, what's the deal with that frozen pizza brand and Norway meme?
en.wikipedia.org
>Norwegians eat the most pizza in the world according to a 2004 survey by ACNielsen 2004, 5,4 kg/year per capita. 50 million frozen pizzas were sold that year, with consumption being 22,000 tons of frozen pizza, 15,000 tons of home-baked and 13,000 tons of restaurant-made pizzas.[34] By far the most popular is the frozen pizza Grandiosa, every other pizza sold, frozen or fresh is a Pizza Grandiosa. Since its start in 1980 the Grandiosa has been part of Norwegian modern culture and trends, going so far to be unofficial called "The national dish of Norway.
We do love our goddamn frozen pizzas
Vangarian Guard you dumb nig nogs
the show version is memed to hell it's kinda bad
wtf i love norway now
I think this user is having a stroke, someone go check on him.
They are going to make him a sexual deviant. screencap this
England was under the Danelaw for a bit before Alfred Removed Lutefisk.
how else would you get it?
Where the fuck do I watch/download the uncensored episodes?