>be my aunt
>be a nestle exec
>be in charge of a pizza R&D team
>she needs a new person on the team
>sees this muslim woman in the applicants who went to U of I and Cornell
>boss is hesitant about hiring a muslim
>Aunt says its fine she's smart and we can check off a box on the diversity and woman quota
>boss says okay
>Muslim gets hired
>Finds out shes incompetent, and lazy
>can't get the simplest shit done
>doesn't show up to work on time and claims religious reasons
>shes an entitled bitch, gets hotels and restaurants to cater for her for religious reasons(getting bigger room cauase I'm muslim)
>got caught washing feet in the bathroom during ramadan, everyone told her to stop but she kept on fucking doing it
>told my aunt she was going to California, Oregon etc. to go to conferences, my aunt asks her to write reports. Doesn't write it and told a coworker she saw family instead
>Aunt can't fire her cause she always claims the muh discrimination
>this goes on for 5 long years
>finally two weeks ago she told my aunt that she took a job at Pepsi
>thankjesus.jpg
>tfw my aunt will never hire a muslim again as long as she lives
Post your muslim stories
bumping
>be me
>in line at seaworld for a ride
>3 or 4 mudslimes in line a few behind us
>parents were discussing something about races
>my dad, drunk " those are the kind of people u should avoid" pointing at the mudslimes
>they hear
>one says "say something like that again and we'll blow this whole place up"
>quite a couple people step out of line, most are avoiding them
>after a few moments of silence we left the ride and went to another
All I got
>one says "say something like that again and we'll blow this whole place up"
Kek, this is actually pretty based.
You and your dad are cucks who couldn't even step up after a threat.
Allahu Akbar
>can't fire her cause she always claims the muh discrimination
That's why we are 99,9% white.
This happened yesterday
>be me
>be in class
>German lesson, watching a theatre show about ''Nathan the Wise'' on youtube
>there are three curtains, pic related
>mudslime in class asks why ''Gott'' (God) is in the middle
>says ''when you are already trying to be tolerant then you shouldnt put in the middle''
>classmate says ''maybe because its the biggest religion
>mudslime says ''but it isnt, right''
>everyone laughs
>teacher says it is
>he gets quiet
Its just amazing how unsatisfiable these cunts are, whatever you do.
Actually, the guy you titled dirty muslim is SHOLOMO ETTINGER.
Check his story, name and religion on JEWgle, your friend.
That's bullshit.
First a large company like nestle would have more thorough screenings or at least a trial period of 6 months+ for candidates.
Further if your aunt failed to properly screen that person and arrange a proper contract, she is just as incompetent as that muslim, just for different reasons.
Lastly if somebody embezzles company money, doesn't show up to work, violates regulations etc. you can very well fire that person. Let her sue and see her try to win against the fact that she simply didn't do her job.
your aunt could have easily fired her after 3 strikes. Be late, wash feet, lie about conferences, and she's out
It's actually because not even Muslims want to move to your impoverished country.
You don't keep them out or put them off, they simply don't want to move there because it's worse than the countries they come from.
>she always claims
Why would this matter? She can claim what she wants.
>be me
>be a IDF fuckboi sent to gaz
>find shitload of explosives and weapons in a mosque
>call for engineers to blow it up
>beat the shit of butthurt muslims while mosque is detonated
What have you done during your life Sup Forums?
I know of at least 4 dead muslims by my bullets
this is 21st century America, minorities can do anything they want guys.
Crusaderkun loves fucking with Muslims despite only having one experience of fucking with Muslims
>Be about.... A year or so ago?
>6'0
>Walk over to Carl's Jr with gf
>Notice in the parking lot nearby there's a a bunch of Muslim manlets standing around a table handing out papers and talking to hippies about the Muslim version of the Bible
>Get amazing idea
>Go into Carl's Jr and ask for a burger with extra bacon on it
>Like extra extra bacon
>Like so much bacon that you can actually see it
>Order one for gf too
The best part about this whole ordeal: I'm wearing my American Tank top and sunglasses so I look like a patriotic-jock-Italian person
>Walk outside with gf
>Slowly walk past table and give a sharp taxi whistle
>Get all of their attention
>With my free hand I already have the burger unwrapped
>Take a huuuuge bite out of bacon burger
>All the Muzzies turn as red as cherries and I can see in their eyes that they desperately want to tear me limb from limb
>Put down my shades and give a big cheeky wink while grinning
>Put up shades and grab gf's hand before calmly walking away with no fucks given
That's pretty much about the only experience I have with Muzzies. Shit was cash.
>Be Zionist cum gargler
>Be sent to Gaza as military occupier
>Find people there resent Jewish Nazis killing them on daily basis
>Call for Stormtroopers because I found a book of matches
>Baton 12 year olds and send them to indefinite detention because I need new children to ass rape
>Thinks the rest of the world actually respects him
if you're high on the privilege scale and apply for a job you get it automatically. it's racist sexist xenophobic bigot to screen them.
because they protect the company from lawsuits.
muslim women are basically the pinnacle of the privilege tower.
kek
paid for your weaponry
Nah man Poland is just cruising through life
Your country is like a life raft with too many people piling on it after a ship wreck
Poland was that kid in high school that seemed pretty bad at school so no one would ask him for answers but had a 4.0 low key
Why would they get angry that you're eating bacon?
>Get amazing idea
No.
I hope you are telling the truth, though I doubt because nobody would be stupid enough to blow up a house of worship in such a scrutinized area.
>be german
>be new years
>get raped by muslim
Because Muslims believe that anything that is haram is an affront to Islam and Muhammad.
Radical Islam is just those Muslims that will admit out loud that you should be beheaded for doing it.
Remember offending a Muslim by doing anything non-Islamic is the basis for Sharia.
Pretty fucking based if this is true, greatest ally
t. Ahmed
>a jeepney driver reverses his jeepney
>almost hit a muslim woman because she is in full ninja atire
>the muslim woman is mad
>Sr. Jeepney apologizes to her several times
>Muslim woman still mad and shouting in public
>she brings da hood into the scene
>Sr. Jeepney apologizes again and again
>they all encircled him and started shouting simultaneously like uncivilized apes
>and then they begun throwing rocks at him
>kicking
>punching
>Sr. Jeepney still apologizing
>a muslim man comes out of nowhere
>pulls a gun and shots him dead in the head
>few days later
>turns out Sr. Jeepney is part of church of Christ religion
>church of Christ mad
>they take maby policeman and go to the scene
>beat up plenty muslims
>kick them out of that place because they turned it into their own little saudi arabia
>they all scamper away when the fight is actually 20:20 and not 20:1 (them vs Sr. Jeepney)
>living with mom
>she works in a hospital
>at her work with her eating lunch while helping her sort out her finances
>talking shit about muslims and how theyre always looking for problems
>mom starts trying to shut me up
>Obvious muslim guy walks up to me
>"Why do you have to talk like this, this is not right, I have done nothing to you or anyone else, why must you generalize us?"
>"Because people of your religion, wether you agree with it or not, have, in tandem with jews, ruined the middle east, as well as every other country your people immigrate to."
>attempts to damage control
>other people in the cafeteria are watching and whispering
>"If you don't want to deal with others talking shit about your people, make your people change to stop being such pieces of shit. Become the Bill Cosby of muslims, condemn them for being terrible pieces of living shit. Sterotypes exists because of the majority, you cannot change that."
>he backs down and agrees with the sterotype bit
>Walks away and apologizes for interrupting our lunch
>Liberal intern starts trying to condemn for for talking shit
>"Shut the fuck up an walk away, im trying to enjoy my food"
>they start yelling at me and making a scene
>security escorts them out of the building
>find out the next day that they were barred from working in that hospital for life for continuous explosive behavior
>Continuous explosive behavior
Liberals, doing the jobs Muslims refuse to do...
duterte sounds like what your country needs. except he's too sympathetic to muzzies
>implying I give a fuck
He claims to kill anyone who will do evil, though. Be it christians, muslims, etc. I think even some of the people who raped the australian lady is muslim. Duterte killed them all in cold blood.
The only ones stopping him is human rights, of course.
>sell drugs
>arab dude wants some
>deliver
>me and friend gets rolled
>get a bunch of friends togther and kick their shit in the next week
>literally never heard about them again
Fucking muslims can't even pay for their drugs.
>be me dane
>walking with my German Shepherd
>getting to the end of the park where the trees are the most dense
>walk over to a path
>see like 5 muslims(perler) by a scooter
>dog get mad ass shet
>bork activate
>muslims scared like shet
>go to scooter
got a free scooter that was a good day
pic my old dog miss that bastard
It's only haram for Muslims to eat pig-products themselves.
Just find it odd, I've eaten chicken and bacon salads and BLTs right next to Muslims and they never cared.
You're one of those idiots who claims that there is a difference between muslims and jews?
more?
no one
thanks God
>your father getting drunk not only in public but in the presence of his children
Trash detected.
Never met a Muslim, sometimes I think that means I shouldn't hate them, but fuck it.
Funnily I did the math and I think it came out to about $9 a year and since I've been paying taxes since 2005 I've paid $99 or about 1/15 the US msrp of a Tavor 21.
My grandad worked in a majority-Muslim school (tfw Birmingham) as an IT tech and once got into deep shit for keeping pork pies in the staff room fridge and using the microwave to heat up sausage rolls
those poor souls will haunt your dream and will send you to mental asylum.
there is stil time user, please repent and join Hamas
>friend of a friend wants to rent a house
>asks me about a house since i live in the area
>tell him not to rent the one he's looking at because the landlord is dodgy
>"hurr you are saying that because he is a muslim"
>fine alright you go for it
>three weeks later the muslim is trying to get £3000 out of him for "damages" and has about five hundred of his friends and family members claiming to the police that the guy "racially abused" him
Never do any sort of business with these people or interact with them in any way.
ask him if he voted leave now
Based.
Civilized men fighting savages, that is the only way to describe Israel's struggle.
Greatest ally is based
I have a couple of stories
>be in 5th grade during winter
>new muslim kid regularly harassed some kid who was generally nice
>he physically hurt the white kid whenever he thought he could get away with it
>when I tell him to fuck off he starts targeting me instead
>pic related
>next day at recess
>grab a fist size piece of ice, and when no one is looking throw it at his head as hard as I can
>hits him right in the face, and he starts screaming and running
>i do my best impression of having no idea what happened, and I get away with it completely
>he has a broken nose and had to wear an eyepatch for a month or so
>sometime in my childhood, around 10-14 years old
>me and my sister are playing with all the other white kids in the neighborhood, making snow forts and throwing snowballs and shit
>some black kid (didn't know he was a muslim at the time) asks to play with us, and we say sure
>big fucking mistake
>he goes crazy and tryhard and throws snowballs at people as hard as he can at point blank range
>he is a fucking ape, uncalled for roughness
>my sister is just watching, not even playing
>he runs up to her and pushes her to the ground and throws a snowball in her face when she is on the ground
>oh hell no
>I push him onto his knees and just start shoving snow in his face and down his shirt for 30 seconds
>this lil nigga is fucking done
>he left crying like a literal 12 year old cucked beta bitch fuck niggers fuck muzzies fucking apes
then I raped him back.
Kevin, hattest bestimmt nicht die Eier ihm es ins Gesicht zu sagen, aber schön auf Sup Forums einen auf Krieger tun
regardless of whether this is true or not, i think i know what my internship animation is going to be
>Be Jew
>Be IAF pilot flying unmarked plane in Mediterranean
>Fire shitload of bombs, rockets, and bullets at American ship
>Call for navy to blow it up
>Shoot the shit out of life rafts with escaping sailors
>Pretend to be "greatest ally"
Weapon serial # or story is fake
Guess cos their food goes in those places too, I used to work at McDonald's (tfw working class) with Muslims who would handle pork with their bare hands, though I'm pretty sure that's haram.
>Drunken adult around children
Florida trash detected
>in/b/4 12oontz pol
>watch them not corner muh dorner
>aryan Midwest vikang
>move to Europe for brief time
>visit a few Germanic areas
>all of Europe over ran with sand niggers
>use to think Europe was being nice to them back in 2012
>can't enjoy Germanic alps & beauty, cuz SAND NIGGERS are st8 rude many times
>grew up in Midwest ghettos playing "fight" with my hood black friends & mean German white trash
>10/10 about to fucking kill these euro handout NIGGERS with my barehands, but the GF demands I can't & can't be jailed
>10/10 never the same again
>10/10 have Muslim friends in USA but would go to jail, for going Varg Vikernes on a whole neighborhood of them.
>not even racist, but I'd exterminate every last one
>dropped the liberal badge quicker than Anglo dropped EU
Oooo
What are you gonna do it for?
fuck off tripfag
They were overreacting, it's not like his food was physically touching theirs
Cuckold is the only way to describe your life
Yeah I agree, but seems different to me than standing a car park away from someone and eating bacon.
don't know if you're telling the truth or not but I shit you not op i have a relative who is an exec at nestle who works on frozen pizza too. does she live on ohio?
Can someone please explain the Kevin meme to me?
Suck my crusadercock.
My favorite part is where the muslims prove the father wrong with their sensible and well thought out...oh wait.
>TFW church of Christ
>going home from bar with my friend
>a huge pack (10-12 guys) of immigrants who surely where muslim meet us
>one guy grabs my throat for no reason
>I push him away and tell him to not touch my throat
>some guy pulls my jacket
>friend shoves him away
>he gets punched in the chin, all of the 10-12 people have circled him waiting for him to strike back
>I walk in to the circle and pull him out
>we stand side by side, both holding our fists up towards them
>they scream "wanna fight, wanna fight" and jumps around like a wild pack of monkeys
>literally have no chance against those numbers, walk away instead
>the punch my freind got made a huge cut
>we decided to walk to the hospital, was going to hook up with a girl I was dating that night, but I felt like I had to follow my freind to the hospital to get sewed up instead
>all the girls we met on the way to the hospital happened to randomly study medicine or nursing and wanted to help my friend
Such is life when you move from your small peaceful all white town to the shithole that is oslo.
>go partying with some of my russian friends
>all kickboxers and training 6 out of 7 days /week
>go to club
>huge arab crowd drinkin in front
>we can hear them yelling and insulting other people before even seeing them
>8 mudslimes, 3 german women
>Russians go straight to them and start hitting on the women
>all mudslimes look to ground
>they remain completly silent
>russians start pushing them away so they can talk to the girls
>mudslimes leave the scene without any saying
>mfw you see muslimes getting cucked by russians
>Me working in a "fête forraine" (can't find the word in english) in front of the bumper car stand
>See a random man
>Random man get into a argument with sandniggers because they keep targetting him
>A sandnigger hit him
>He counter
>At least 10 sandnigger chimp out
>They're all on him
>Take the teargas bomb to take them out
>They all disperses
>Man really hurt, nose broken maybe more, bleeding
>Call 911
>Got to clean the blood marks in the bumper car
This is literally happening every years and the mayor of the city tell us to not come back because of this
lol yea, they probably work together.
you gave them free bullets? I guess it's not true what they say about you guys!
The one kraut is implying that the other kraut is an American; they usually do this because the one being called "Kevin" got their German ever so slightly wrong. Germans are autistic like that.
After seeing their true nature at universal studios I try avoid going to tourist destinations during Muslim holidays. They are not only rude and loud they stink and always try cut lines or get something for nothing.
How'd you know they were muslim and not just shitskins?
>fête forraine
funfair
why do pol hate jews again?
In America we call them Carnivals
>be me
>just another mixed brazilian
>16 yo
>school vacation
>decide that I need to make some money to buy a good computer, father say that he wil pay for half
>enter my giant panda suit
>go to the moon
>fight aliens
>it is a heroic fight
>I get to eat donuts
>my pulsating cock can barely contain my cum as I see the decapitated body of the alien bunny queen
>lose my best friend, who is a Venusian, in a death space checkers match
>war been going for a really long time
>it is ok, I am doing this for my son
>lose the battle win the Nobel
>I am home again after decades
>a rugged war hero
>almost seventeen
>muslim kid ask me for some change in the streets of Kuala Lampur
>say that I will trade him a sheep for his mother
>end exchanging my foil blue eyes red dragon for his virgin sister
>she fucks me with a dinosaur dildo
>I graduate in women studies and make $200k/y
I never met a muslim, I hear they are quite the noble race, hating gays and jews and such
That's because you cuckolded cunts keep enabling and pampering all of their whims, as if literally giving them hundreds of Euroes per month just for not being white wasn't enough.
my bad. I meant three arab jews, 2 arab christians and three arab buddhists since this is much more likely the case
There are only mudslime shitskins in germany, especially if they hang around in herds.
BTW, what are some non muzzie shitskins?
Never seen a muslim in real life.
I guess that's one of the few good things about this country.
>Be me
>Grow up in multicultural neighborhood
I have more stories than you fuckers can imagine.
Just give me a subject on towelheads and I'll tell you a story about it
I live in a almost-moslem country and have no edgy stories to tell. One moslem went to my uni classes, we have few common friends, we even had few bears. One moslem does some spic-tier work in my area and people hire him because he's cheap. That's it, they don't mess with us because we know hot to deal with them.
Hell I don't know, Indians? Regular Pakis? Egyptians? Couldn't tell you. Germanbro's story is still funny nonetheless.
LEL, best and most closer to real life post so far...
> live in the central valley (NorCal).
> all Slurpee merchants are towel heads. No exceptions.
> They constantly try to short change the customers. Call them on it, zero fucks given. notevenslightlyembarassed.png
> Have sandnigger store next to our office, patronize daily.
> They still try to jew me for a dollar almost every day.
> Realize these niggers aren't like us.
> No class chiseler motherfuckers. Penny ante scum, no different than the kikes.
Dying of laughter
My mother's husband was a pilot
I bet he was a Paki
>we even had a few bears
Badass.
Nice try Zheava galon
>meet Saudis at my university
>really cool guys
>they all become alcoholics and potheads within a week of coming to America
>party with them every weekend
The ironic thing is the coolest saudis I've ever met were Shia and they actually didn't smoke or drink at all, they just liked to hang out. (One Shia gave in eventually)
It's kind of ironic that from the most strict Sunni country on earth, the only people that take their religion seriously are the Shia.
> we even had few bears
Freakin forest serbs.
Did they do anything to violate the law? And were they treated better because of their religion?
Philippines has the best politics.
MOAR
cute
once a couple female 7/11 workers laughed at me because i couldn't understand what they were saying
forever traumatized and now a racist