Oh hey jedi!

Oh hey jedi!

I want to gently stroke her long-ass neck

What's their weakness

Luke did I ever tell you about Master Sifo Dyas and his pre-order army of clones in the planet of Kamino?

eskimo kisses

Why would he mention that? Get real, jerk!

execute order THICCSTY THICCS.

Oh hey sith!

Where did Dooku and Sidious get enough credits to put a down payment on the largest and most well equipped military force the galaxy had ever known?

Throat fucking

The Banking Clan

That doesn't make sense.

Just turn off your brain.

And what army is that?

Tell that to kanjiclub

Loans. They got loans from the Banking Clan

On what credit?

Drawing on my knowledge of EU trivia attained through internet cultural osmosis and Sup Forums wookiepedia threads:

Sheev's Sith master who he killed (the one who retards think is the cartoon old man from the new movies) was a member of the banking clan species (see pic related), who were a race of aliens who ran all the space banks in a galaxy far far away. When Sheev killed him in his sleep he inherited a shitload of money from him and used it to help fund the clones.

On top of that, Sheev was also rich himself because his family were nobles on Naboo or whatever. And Dooku was ALSO rich because he's the count of some planet or something. And then you have to factor in Sheev probably laundering money from the Republic after he becomes space president and using it to fund the clones. And he was also probably laundering money from the trade federation and the bugs or whatever.

>Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.

>nostril rims connected to mouth

>Sheev/Sith/Empire fuck over the space Jews.

Now I understand the recent threads defending the Empire and praising the prequels.

got any more of these?

lel. I want to rewatch the prequels now.

isn't that the guy from sherlock?

could be any bong really

I'm not usually into scalie but when I am it's Taun we.
(dat belt buckle happy face

Sidious already owned half of the galaxy

I want to engage into fisticuffswith one of them so bad

she could deep throat a horse dick.

Sounds like a huge gamble. All it would take for one of those threads to come undone and so goes his plan.

Also is it implied that Sheev is really, really, old? Giving him enough time to live multiple lives and amass several fortunes?

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>Sheev/Sith/Empire fuck over the space Jews.

Yes, they fuck the space jew to take their same privileges and use their power to himself, making Sheev the biggest jews of them all, who eradicated his own kind to be the supreme Jew. It doesn't justified the Empire, cretin.

jedi!

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>and here comes the autistic feetcuck

>There is actually porn of these ugly ass creatures

I think they're kinda hot

reminded me of the Plinkett review. great post user, top kek.

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source?

Woah hey guys

God, I want to fuck that big alien so hard.

lost

Are you new to the Internet?

What are you say about my waifu?

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