You wake up at 6 AM the morning after losing the Brexit vote

You wake up at 6 AM the morning after losing the Brexit vote.

You are David Cameron.

Wat do?

Masturbate to cuckold porn and cry myself back to sleep.

Fuck pigs head at front door of the Londons biggest mosque

Retire to the Caribbean on an island filled with babes.

Resign

Pump up that bike tyre and kill myself.

kill self

Make sweet sweet love to my qt wife

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Tell Nigel Farage how amazing he is as a politician and pleasure him to the very end. Nigel deserves this.

Who? Long faced Lucy back there?

this right here

>watch my qt wife's african bull make sweet sweet love to her
ftfy

His wife looks like a Horse.

The face of regret
"i could have married Paddy that owns the Pub"

Cry

>"I could've had good sex once in my life, but no; i had to marry a politician."
>mfw

She's a qtπ

resign and then go fuck some hot hookers since my wife has a horse face and I no longer care about my reputation