He watches sports he never actually played

>he watches sports he never actually played

Go pay for my hockey lessons, bitch.

nothing wrong with that. I live in a relatively small town and here, as you'd expect, pretty much 99% of men play footy (sawkar) and don't give a fuck about anything else so I can't play basketball unless you think I'm some kind of peter pan to force my own shadow to come play with me

football, baseball, basketball high school varsity master race

I cant breing myself to watch college football anymore after I flunked out

I played Football and Basketball in high school and Football in college and I watch those 2 sports and baseball so fuck off.

believe it or not, american football is kind of a thing around where I live, so it's not that rare seeing some dudes playing it, even if it's just 3 guys each team

Am a college dropout, too. Don't worry too much.

Played Basketball, football and baseball in highschool. Soccer coach tried to get me to play soccer, but didn't give a fuck about the sport.

>3 guys each team

lol wtf

one quarterback and two wide receivers against two cornerbacks and a safety

no sacking the quarterback, though

and, of course, we usually play in a lot smaller places, like futsal fields

>playing american football in futsal courts
WHAT THE FUCK

Just kill yourself scrub

racecars are kinda expensive okay

time heals all scraped knees/elbows and swollen ankles, friend

>tfw my football friends always said I should tryout for the team in HS after playing street games and dominating bigger guys as a RB
>never did because I always thought I sucked at sports and was too embarrassed to look bad
>looking back I probably could have tried out and killed it in HS maybe even college ball if I was dedicated

> He watches anime

I can practically smell the tendies through my monitor.

This desu.

that's literally all women and 75% of the crowd. I don't know how people get hype for something they've never done and become a longtime fan of it.

yeah it sucks I know

>he sticks candy bars up his ass

Well, I can't play baseball alone

>he only watch football
>he only ever played football

>6 retards playing concussionball even tho the sport have no status around here

Tem burro pra tudo.

fuck you man I'm not gonna get punched in the head just so I can watch other dudes punch each other in the head

I was a beta manlet as a kid (6'2" chad now) so I played s*ccer instead of footy to my eternal shame

>he thinks there's something wrong with it

but i don't have legs

Yes you do

better than keep your status of tranny fucker

Am I supposed to buy an F1 car at Tesco?

Every kid in America played baseball at some point, right?

my mom didn't want my brain to become jelly

yeah look how well that did

>He watches asian cartoons, but he can't draw, isn't asian, and actually has a nose

>mfw there used to be an F1 shop in the shopping centre near me with a full size F1 car in the window

It was the most surreal thing because the shop was tiny and everything was expensive as fuck, but it still managed to stay open for years.

>he supports a college team he never went to school ar

>he watches porn but never had sex

i've never ridden a motorbike but I watch motogp
i've never driven a racecar but I watch F1

WTF I'm a loser I should stop watching those sports

>he watches the olympics
>what a faggot i bet you don't know the first thing about women's fencing
seriously, what are we talking about here

>tfw money's penis is bigger than mine