Watching La La Land with a grill

>watching La La Land with a grill
>get to the theatre scene
>Ryan being smooth as fuck
>get self conscious that I should be doing something like Ryan is
>move my hand slightly
>she doesn't move hers
>move mine closer
>no response
>closer accidentally touch her leg
>she slaps my hand away
>panic and spill a huge box of popcorn next to me
>dude gets angry
>I apologise start picking up the popcorn
>girl stares daggers at me
>just stare back for a moment sweating
>"I...I drive"
>she doesn't get the joke
>stare at the screen again
>Ryan is about to kiss Emma
>Real Human Being starts playing in my head

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>I...I drive

i miss ryan posting

nice blog fag

>I...I drive
Top jej

>I..I drive
>she doesn't get the joke
Why are you with this girl?

i miss emma stone

>ryan posting
It's beanposting you freak.

Any girl who doesn't laugh it off is either fictional or stupid.

>beanposting
It's drivebyposting you silly goose.

It's times you acted like the driver posting you dirty hands so am i

>"I...I drive"
This didn't even make sense in the context of the situation.

do you have legit autism?

it was a joke user, to lighten the situation
cause that's gosling's catchphrase in the acclaimed hit Drive

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continue

you had your own elevator scene there

How and why did you bring a grill to a cinema?

sorry m8 all I had. Have this as a consolation.

I've been asking her for about 2 months now she's always been busy but tonight was the night

In the name of all the permavirgins on Sup Forums, I'm proud of ya

>asking for 2 months
>always been busy

YOU WORE HER DOWN IT WORKS

You know, I'm fascinated with the gooseman

>droppy eyes
>weak jaw
>shit-tier blond beard
>big forehead

When looking at the aspects of his face individually you'd think he wouldn't be very attractive, but somehow he meshes his weak attributes in a very peculiar and it works so well. What the hell

He is not physically attractive, he is kind of average. People only think he is attractive because he is famous and always plays a heartthrob.

Well shit, if Ryan Gosling is average, guess I've been an uggo all my life

It makes normies look good

I look a little like him

>shit toothpick to the other side of my mouth

Oh my god, that killed me, hahahahaha

You should have told ber
>I sing

why does Sup Forums hate emma?

but that's not funny
OP did it perfectly, it was a filter and she didn't pass through

She's not worth the time

If it makes yourself feel better... I was talking face wise. His body is sexy, he is tall, has great muscle definition, the right proportions.

You have. All a guy has to do to be reasonably attractive is have hair, not be fat, and dress better/have good hygeine. I don't you even fulfill two of those attributes.

Either way he still managed to breed Eva Mendez all because he starred in some shit romance film a decade ago.

She looks like someone with Down Syndrome. We feel pity, actually.

>gf is on her period
>"c'mon it's fine, lots of guys do it"
>fine fuck it
>start eating her pussy
>fine at first
>suddenly as I stick my tongue in a tidal wave of what can only be described as tomato soup that's been left outside for a week flood into my face
>it's fucking rancid and there's a thin flap of the inner lining is hanging off my tongue
>I spit and gag but she shoves my face back into her gross dripping red cunt
>she starts laughing "now you're mine forever!"
>as I begin to cry she queefs noxious menstrual gases into my mouth
>they fill my lungs and taste like actual shit
>when she's done emptying her bloody farts into my throat she pulls me up by my hair and slaps me really hard
>"no one will ever marry such a filthy boy toilet"
>I plead with her to stop
>she shoves my face deep between her buttocks and plants a spiraling green turd in my mouth
>the diarrhea is so fragile and fresh is sticks to the top and sides of my mouth and I try to spit it out
>have to brush my teeth 8 times to try and get rid of the taste
I pray to god she never told anyone

I wish you hadn't posted this

>have hair
check
>not fat
I'm kind of skinnyfat, but passable
>good hygiene
I do
>dress better
Sometimes I dress like a hobo, sometimes I actually try

>I jazz
Then?

>she turns down the volume again since I had immediately turned it back up
God damn it I miss these memes so fucking much.

I don't understand why you posted this. This is not a scat forum, not even fetlife.

>be 20
>watching Ides of March with a girl
>think I'm smooth like the Goose on screen
>make my move
>hand goes on her thigh
>she turns to me and smiles
>her hand goes on my thigh
>I'm still staring at her
>my hand start to grip
>I can't control it
>I'm clenching on her thigh
>she looks at me confused
>I'm still staring at her
>she removes her hand
>mine goes tighter
>I start to shake
>grit my teeth
>she pushes my arms It it's too strong
>her thigh not thicc
>fist forms resting on it
>vibrating
>she starts to scream
>I quickly revert to normal as If I'm watching the film
>turn to her
>put my finger to my lips
>"shhhhh"
>she gets up
>runs out
>I'm staring at her as she leaves
>catch her eye as she pauses by the exit
>wave
>she exits
>finish the film
>leave

we don't
only watson-cucks hate her because they're jealous

>get invited to a party
>show up in the classic jeans, boots, and white leather scorpion jacket
>take out a toothpick to put in as I'm entering the house
>accidentally drop it, no worries I'll kick it away and pull out another one
>"uh are you going to pick that up?"
>I turn to see a beautiful short haired blonde girl
>I sheepishly pick it up
>try and look up her skirt while I'm down there
>get kicked right in the mouth
>after the bleeding stops, go to the speaker and plug in my phone
>start to play Kavinsky's Nightcall
>people look at me, I hear them asking what happened to Fetty
>clench my fists as I'm leaning against the wall to get that sweet leather sound from the fingerless gloves I'm wearing
>maintain that pose for the next couple of hours
>see girl from earlier
>try and apologize for trying to see her panties and raise my hand for a high five
>she ignores me so I pretend I have a question
>everyone is avoiding eye contact
>shuffle out of the party acting like I'm stretching

>Get invited to a college party
>Haven't been invited to a party since elementary school so I really wanna look cool
>Figure I'll emulate the Driver
>Get a white sports jacket and draw a scorpion with a gold sharpie, it works
>Drive there blasting A Real Human Being
>I pull up outside the house and walk in with confidence in my stride
>I stand silent for a couple of minutes while people dance around me to finally be greeted by a woman
>"Hi I don't think I've seen you around, what's your name?"
>Panic because The Driver never reveals his name and I wanna be mysterious like him
>Count to three in my head before saying "The Driver"
>She looks at me with a perplexed look and lets out a fake laugh
>"Uh, my name's Shelly. Who do you know from the party"
>The Driver never reveals much about his personal life and I panic again wanting to keep the mystery vibe
>Count to three in my head before saying "Just some people"
>She gives me a very forced fake smile
>"Do you uh, know Tracy or Brad? They're friends of mine who are here."
>Wait three seconds and answer "No"
>She nods and gives me another fake smile "Ok I'll see you around" she says and walks away
>Sit silently for two hours chewing a toothpick watching people talk and dance
>Leave and blast Kavinsky - Nightcall from my car on the way back

>>"I...I drive"
I dont get it

Because Ryan Gosling was the main character in Drive

>filter
>from a meme movie
gosh how pleb this board is

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>watching la la land
u fucked up

how can anyone find that mongoloid poodle attractive?