/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

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Welcome to /dixie/, the obese and redneck capital of the USA where we talk about things such as global politics, art, prospects of intergalactic mining mission, possible ways of colonization of other comets,stars and planets and discuss ways of which transhumanism might reach our society and how.

Also cuntway's maid outfit

Propane

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Thank you, Hungary.

I'll be honest, I'd fuck a cute twink or trap.

No homo of course.

making making crawfish ettouffee tomorrow night

gonna be GOOD

Good post.

faget

>Tex-ass

Don't let Soros have the last laugh!
t.Gubmint

Is it better than the ettouffee at mike's place?
Where do you get the best crawfish around here?

I dunno why but we never use any kind of stock in turkish cooking.
Shame, i had it with stroganoff, tastes amazing

O fuk I forgot Soros was a Hungarian Jew.
I picked that image at random.

Conway the third is going to track the other conway's and fuck em in the ass
Mark my words

Bit gay

You'd be the first, faget.
;)
I said no homo, fag.

I just want to know because my mom likes crawfish ;_;7
I can't stand seafood myself honestly

The country was full of these posters.
And I don't really care. He doesn't matter that much.
I have a book that was published by his foundation I think. (Or it helped with the publication, I don't really know.)

texas post your weight and height
also waist proportions

Stop talking about my degenerate activities you fags

I'm pretty sure you can buy frozen crawfish meat at Sam's Club

i think it is, i blend my veggies into the sauce with an immersion blender so the zest from the pepper onions and celery is a little more intense, and i go a little heavier on seasoning

i use frozen crawfish meat desu tho, its with the frozen shrimp normally

when crawdads are in season again i look forward to getting some live ones, and making this shit from scratch with some nice crawfish broth instead of chicken broth

maybe other conway

i dont think either of em could take me lel

i really like crawfish for how mild they are, obviously they're great with intense seasoning like cajun, but taste wise theyre less salty lil lobsters

AFAIK He's mostly only a shithead in the US and a few random countries.
He did Hungary a great service by leaving.

It doesn't matter, you're the bottom, so start working out.

post it you fat fuck

>maybe other conway
That's not my thing desu

I wish to be the little girl

so did m00t once upon a time

Crawfish might be the most overrated southern food after moon pies.

Take that back.

>t. yankee

moon pies are overrated tho

nah :^)

I'm the only person I even know who eats Moon Pies.

oh, she won't eat frozen store-bought crawfish, she buys them from some guy that drives them up from the gulf, I guess Louisianans are particular about that
that actually sounds really good though, would eat if it weren't seafood based

Grilled lamb is the GOAT meal as far as I'm concerned

>seriously thinking about posting pics of myself in a maids outfit on an anime imageboard
I need someone to mercy kill me

do it so they stop talking about it

i dont buy em but ill enjoy them when the opportunity arises

well theyre out of season til around march through june

my great great great grandfather was a steamboat captain on the mississippi, he occasionally transported crawfish

but the kiwis will be so disappointed lel

sent ;)

I dont want to see it
take that shit to /balt/

Why would I post them here

And propane accessories

f r i d g e

i will NEVER get tired of this meme

Sup Forums is the funniest board on the site bar none

think you meant to say /ck/

I do not watch enough television or movies to even consider setting foot in that board.

'no'

youtube.com/watch?v=9FpNZmF23uQ

didnt know dolly could play banjo

I go there exclusively to shitpost about how bad Game of Thrones is

I tell you hwat

mmm be veeery careful

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lol nice, do you talk about the book being better?

>mfw I just realized we have a pokemon board.

Last time I went on /ck/ a dude cooked fucking salmon in his dishwasher.

I don't understand why the show is so huge tbqhwyfamalam

>I go there exclusively to shitpost about how bad Game of Thrones is

sure it has nothing to do with those kiwis attention twinkway?

It's the proper way to shit on the show

Because seasons 1-3 were pretty good and 4 still followed the Fat Man's writing. Peopke just want it to be over with and they aren't willing to abandon it

>pokemon containment board

>there's an origami board
>there's a 3D modelling board
>there's a flash animation board
>/vip/ and /bant/ are still a thing
>people are still posting on /trash/

Why would I go to Sup Forums to talk to posters from /balt/ you silly billy

I hate my life.
Im a social outcasts that draws for a living and learns violin for fun and unironically believe in god

all of these because i cant manage to become a n*rmie

I post on /f/ all the time haha.

>unironically believe in god
ishygddt

I thought you were a fedora

>not still using Newgrounds in 2017
it's like you're not even a contrarian

>cant manage
Elaborate on this, becoming a normie is easy, but being one is pretty boring.

Is my buddy Conway here?

yeah early game of thrones was a reasonable depiction of old euro nobility's subterfuge and political alliances with almost no fantasy

now its straight fantasy

didnt even see that post you linked to

herp derp

work at self improvement

fuck other people, do it for you

>/f/
stop

tfw no idea how /f/ works
i'd post a brainlet wojak but that's on my other computer

>there's an origami board
>there's a flash animation board

Where have you been?

"No"

there are three conways in this thread

i assume you want the gay conway

naw everybody knows about /po/ since it's always been the designated raiding board

Yes I do, but we can be friends too.

>now its straight feminist wankery
ftfy

Literally everyone is YAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAAAY: the character

i love america and i love the south and the south certainly has the most beautiful girls in the country, but i find myself more attracted to eastern european girls rather than american girls. it just seems like the majority of them have shit values and reject traditionalist lifestyle. euro girls seems so much pure and modest and they can be very beautiful as well. i could really see myself marrying a nice trad modest euro gf and i think i would be happy doing so. does anyone else share these feels?

>he isn't a theist
what a fag

lol I once fucked a Russian girl in the bushes in the middle of a public park

stop falling for memes

NEVER trust a Tully

Yeah, are you the guy from last night? It's hard to keep track of the Californians because you all keep changing your flags around

sure bud

/dixie/ welcomes all friends of the south

yeah i quit caring about SLAYYY QUAYN SLAY like two seasons ago

>i bet it was the money changers

fucking lel

that's just because you haven't met a lot of euro grills

theyre not that different senpai

>i love america
>does anyone else share these feels?

No.

why would i be reading the bible if i was a fedora, faggot.
God has obviously created me to laugh at my misery

i can kinda fake myself into being alpha enough to take the spotlight in any issue and also make most people around to talk to me, but deep down i honestly hate everyone because of their hypocrisy and tendency to lie.
I never grew up having friends and spend most of my time alone in an abusive household so i cant really connect with them on a base level.
Also girls dont like me cause im a crass and jaded person who talks alot and is painfully honest.

>work for self improvement
i mean i do that constantly.
Its like a morphine hit though, once the high of satisfaction towards my improvement goes away i need another hit.And each time i do it the high's duration shortens and the affect becomes weaker.

No. I've met a few slav-dixie folks are they were all cool. Nothing wrong with mixing a little vodka in the whiskey.

no I'm not
you don't recognize me anymore

>tfw Catholic and a fag
I should try to become pope the next time someone expises a priest who diddles kids. It's how B*rgoglio got elected

What would everyone think of the South uniting under one Catholic or Orthodox religion? Ancient liturgy with chicken and grits.

how about southern baptist instead

>protestants

>Its like a morphine hit though, once the high of satisfaction towards my improvement goes away i need another hit.And each time i do it the high's duration shortens and the affect becomes weaker.

read marcus aurellius

classics.mit.edu/Antoninus/meditations.1.one.html

I recognize you. I didn't know if you were the other guy phoneposting because he got beaned

almost everybody ITT is Catholic or Orthodox anyway. It's time to set aside the meme churches imo. Southern Baptism can stay because it's homegrown though.

Well, what do you want then? If you want to be a normie all you have to do is change a few things by the sounds of it.
If you're thinking about >tfw no gf, it's not that hard to find someone who ain't a normie either, ya just gotta look in a different spot, like the internet.

>chicken and grits.

i just had dinner but now i want that

I personally go to an Orthodox church, but Catholics and ESPECIALLY the Orthodox will forever remain a minority in the South.

Slavs are okay.

So is Methodism. Though that's more the entire country than Southern

i was raised methodist senpai

the denomination of POTLUCKS

>being a c*******

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