ITT: Lies that foreigners make up about your country

ITT: Lies that foreigners make up about your country.

>Danes are rude and unwelcoming
is what I almost always read on tourist/travel forums and sites. why are people so full of shit?

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>burgers are 56% white
nah it's 46% now

that we actually give a damn about guns.

Most people that have them only have them as novelty, or for hunting

Nigga it's 32% now

And I hate that foreigners almost always see us as a bunch of inbred neo-confederate hillbillies. That's just the south for fuck's sake

If they didn't give a damn they wouldn't own them

...

Oh boy, where do I start

I'll add this,
In Montana and Idaho hunting is very popular, and there is also a ton of wild animals that are dangerous, so that explains why so many guns exist.

Wyoming i'm not so sure about but I assume it's the same reason.

West Virginia and Arkansas are full of white trash Red necks, not trying to even be insulting, but they have the highest incest rates in the country as well..

Alaska is also full of incredibly dangerous animals, along with the fact that so few people live there it's obvious why it's such a high percent.

West Virginia is just a depressing place desu

violent crime

incest

Alaska and Arkansas are 100
West Virginia is 98

>26%

I had no idea Nevada and New Mexico would be on a list like this. Does anyone know details on this? Tennessee is thanks to Memphis, Florida is just a disgusting fucking shithole, and Alaska is basically Mad Max in the snow.

>Alaska
Never would have guessed that

Danes are crazy.

There are a hell of a lot felons in Alaska. Have you never heard of the T.V. show Alaska State troopers?
It's not faked.

New Mexico is the only state in the country that has a cartel presence.
And Nevada has Las Vegas.

The only Danish flags who post on Sup Forums are either black or commies.

That we are all black for some reason

>Brazil is non western

Pretty sure those vatos are in Texas and Arizona too.

Compare this with a demographic density map and you'll realize why gun ownership is so common in those States.

Hawaii seems to have a weirdly high concentration of guns

You mean not white? :^)

>wnating to be part of an european cumskin circle-jerk

>bad teeth
>ugly population
>inbred
etc

ones that are actually true
>heavy boozers
>heavily Muslim (in parts)
>form queues
>say sorry when someone bumps into you

What? The cartels are present in all the southwestern states

>violent
>stupid
>alcoholics

t. buttblasted indio

Seriously man this is a pretty good circle jerk to be part of.

>say sorry when someone bumps into you
I thought this was just universal good manners.

Hello fellow alcoholic

~~~~~~~~~~~~le ((((((((((((((monkey))))))))))))))) soup XDDD

uma delicia

Are Finns really a bunch of autistic alcoholics? Because I'm not really huge on stereotypes but I just have a hard time picturing your country in any other way. Are the memes just too dank?

I always imagine Finns as just a nation of white trash. Sounds like paradise tbqh.

>Finland
>a nation of white trash
Like a highly developed Ashtabula County, Ohio...

>Finns
>white

>white trash
That shit isn't even white, they're like the Russian version of injuns.

Whether or not they're white I feel like they have the same kind of vibe that American white trash has.

Nani the fuck

Am I wrong?

Wakaranai

>Korean people are quite nationalistic
No, we aren't. We appear as such because we openly hate niggers and third worlders. We aren't really proud of ourselves.

I always laugh when I see "Activate my genitals" for Turkey.

Why do you hate niggers, though?

>Slovenia
Kurba...

Yet they say stereotypes aren't realistic

Neither do I

no one thinks you're black. You're mostly amerindians or borderline mestizos. The black meme affects us more by a landslide

>Spain
>Portugal

It's 62%
Get out of the city

We are kinda like Westernboo and so just think like whites before hippie or the '68 movement. Even if we haven't really seen any niggers, sandniggers, spics, and stuff, we kinda half instinctly know they aren't good for Koreans (and it turned out to be true as in the LA riots and so)

Some of my kinds, especially young ones, are too Westernboo to the point that they embrace PC and suck nigger cocks. I don't really hope that to be an actual thing but, alas, Korea just elected some random commie as the president and is going into the way of PC and gibsmedat

I love gibsmedats. America should have more of them.

>Malaysian are ch*nk spoke in S*nglish
No we're not east asians. We're brown.

please add "rude" as actually true.

>16%

>ah yes, it's the Malaysian who always posts in the threads about English saying it's a terrible language
Did a Brit bully you as a child or something?

>gibsmedats
That works but only when there is not too many free riders. If someone wants to have more gibsmedats, they should not allow any niggers, rapefugees, or whatever to enter their country to take over their share

That we have no culture

>why are people so full of shit?

That's pretty rude and unwelcoming...

nice meme picture

>Argentines are white
Only a really small minority are, like 1%. They will get their houses bulldozed in some near future.

In comparison with non-coastal America, ours looks like a bunch of San Franciscans

Our white trash, that is

Actually we all think everyone south of the border is Mexican except Argentineans

Feels bad that most of them feed on the government's lies and start doing their biding by spreading good lies about this shithole on tourist sites.

>how do I kill without being caught
H-hello my Iberian friends, I have something you might like..

>implying you're not the only white person here

This

> 2017
> still no bully Montenegrin wife

Everything anyone thinks they know about the country.

>If oil runs out your country will die
>Migrant workers are treated like slaves
>We only spend money on building towers

>>Migrant workers are treated like slaves
They do though and it's a fact[Look at earthquake incident and how many workers weren't let go to meet heir family] but we can't complain because you guys provide us job and our government is cucked

Maybe in a few areas in the northern Emirates, but I'm sure Abu Dhabi, Dubai and Sharjah have enforced laws about minimum wage, housing, treatment, working hours etc..

>Muslims are everywhere and all of them are terrorists
>Everyone is homosexual
>you go to jail if you dont love everything PC
>We hate guns
>We are communists

Stop browsing Sup Forums

Do I really need to tell you all the lies that people say towards us ?

>germans are autistic
never backed up by facts

>there are 10 young beautiful girls for each male
in fact we have more young men than women
>we are racist and xenophobic
only a small minority of rural alcoholics are, the vast majority of people are totally neutral towards any people, sometimes even their own. мoя хaтa c кpaю as people here say

the rest are mostly true (alcoholism, violence, poverty etc.)

That we are all patriotic and dream about fighting for le motherland, while in reality we were literally forced to fight for this shithole.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrier_troops#Barrier_troops_in_the_Red_Army

>Argentineans
Most Americans don't know anything about Argentina except that it's where Madonna got AIDS.

> russia is white

d e l u s i o n : 100%

kekked, this map is golden

no one but retarded jobless losers from Sup Forums believed it, and they are probably the easiest to brainwash

is also 100% fake unfortunately

> only retarded Sup Forums users believe in that
i was mainly talking about alt-rig-

oh shit wait

well you have big dicks

>Germans like "scat"-porn
Germans don't like "scat". They like "Skat", which is a card game
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skat_(card_game)

Stupid foreigners somehow have heard about "Skat", had no idea what it is and associated it with perverted shit porn because of that.

fake graph

trash

germans are perverts
they do like those disgusting videos

dont lie
foreigners dont/didnt speak english

you have an inferiority complex

>Bosnians are stupid
We arent, we just live in a different time, space, and time/space zone because the last Dragons came to our mountains to lay down, sleep and die.

> Korea
kek

I also wonder if Swedish average is increased by sandpeople and negros

holy shit

you are
you are subhumans

I don't know why but most foreign people I talked to on the internet thought that Argentina was a white country and I had people ask me on several occasions if I spoke "Italian", not even trolling lol

They were kinda surprised when I showed them that Argentina is a 90% mestizo country and we speak generic beaner spanish.

I don't even know what kind of shit they teach about Argentina in other countries but from what I can see it's all wrong info.

At least we dont get off at eating shit

In the late 90s there used to be a videostore here where they had a rather large and unusual porn section. Amongst them were scat videos, and what immediately caught the eye is that these were made in just 2 countries: Germany and Japan. Titles like "Grenzbereich 34" and whatnot.

So as always a stereotype is deeply rooted in truth.

I bet Ottoman Turks wearing fez and bogumil heretics still wander around there.

Legit all Danes were rude and arrogant

>germans are perverts
>they do like those disgusting videos
Says who? Germans are not more perverted than any other Western nation. I consider the Frenchies as more perverted. Sado-Maso stuff is a part of their culture. Sadism is even named after a Frenchie (Donatien Alphonse François de Sade), who has written down his sick dreams about pee, necrophilia, pedophilia and more.

>foreigners dont/didnt speak english
I am talking mainly about Anglos here. Of course they do speak English.

>In the late 90s there used to be a videostore here where they had a rather large and unusual porn section.
Wow. There was some videostore, which had shit porn. This is your ultimate proof? Nobody here has ever heard about that videostore. Also porn industry of today is a lot of amateur business, isn't it? You can find freaks everywhere, but I doubt that Germans are #1 scat producers. Probably Brazilians or Americans, who seem to be obsessed with ass, or Frenchies, who are perverted by nature.

Deny all you want, I swear I'm telling the truth. This as the late 90s and the store was in Gent.