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The ancient world
pls be civil
all british people are muslims and black, some are gay
this but unironically
is that real?
>all british people are muslims and black, some are gay
if you have to be there it should be paid by general taxation, so up to 18 in the UK
afterwards, don't make poor people pay for your uni when they don't benefit from it
we should get rid of student fees for medicine though
London Underground used to have this beautiful smell years back. One of the nicest things you can ever smell
No idea what it was, brake dust probably
>would take nearly 25 years to pay a £27k debt if you're at the highest bracket
no wonder that shit never gets paid off
why aren't they free already
don't want to come off as racist but I want to learn french, but whats the point if the entire country is going to just be an arabic and african shithole in 10 years
any froganon got any good cities, I hear from shitposting that paris and marseille are bad
france has no cities except paris and marseille
it's a weird place
bed soon
might watch an anime
anime
what about bordeaux
Dickhead
good city but there's nothing to do there really
absolutely love paying for my university education
it is simply the best
the swedeposters look down on everyone in this thread
they subconsciously think that nordics are superior to the rest of europe. wankers
anime is for paedophiles
Why do Brits talk so weird?
>are you going to watch the footy match between Everton and Swansea?
>no because I'm not a bloody nonce you scouse wanker
Who talks like that?
im not vry smart
I have never known the touch of a woman lads
>the days where a degree guarantees you a safe job with decent income are long gone
>brit universities charge you an obscene amount of bongeuros to study there
>more people than ever study
>more people than ever study completely useless shite
really makes me think
tbf i only went to university because it's free and i was too lazy to work
but for brits it's a some kind of major investment with money they don't have
the private returns to education are higher than the social returns at higher tiers of education
i.e. the more you study the more you benefit and the benefit to society is less and less
it's good for society that everyone can learn to read and write and stuff but less so that you've got a degree, so I personally think it's fair to expect us to bear at least some of the cost.
know a family with 6 daughters and two of them have babies who are also girls
what curse was put on that man
well I come from liverpool which is like a populace of 500k with about 1.2mil in the metropolitan area
so not really a big city type of guy anyway
perhaps somewhere that is near coast, mountains and countryside while being a decent size with better weather than england, if such a mythical place could exist
you be thinkin of nice
at least we don't put ketchup in our shoes
i was about to say 'it's all about the lake towns though' accompanied with a lovely pictoral example of one but i googled the town and found this
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had weed in my pocket and a police car kept driving past me and slowing down when it was next to me
was absolutely shitting it
*makes a mental note*
>sleep on side
>blood drains from the half of my body that points in the air
>side pointing down feels heavy and dull
ah yes very impressive
The state of irish generals....
Is every irishman either a pathetic weeb or a dirty gypsy fighter?
what the fuckkk i was there two weeks ago and there was a huge display of fireworks with over 200k+ people
How did I not get blown up
>A potential motive for the attack that is being investigated is Al-Hilli's past in Iraq as an engineer on sensitive topics, as well as his work at the time of his death.[1] Al-Hilli's work in the UK involved nuclear and satellite technology, whilst Mollier, who also worked in the nuclear industry, is also being probed as he may have been the primary target of the attack.[2]
Fascinating
Just like the MI6 spy who was found in a suitcase. What an awful cover up they put out
popular opinion: adele is a hog
/éire/ was good last year but it got invaded by weebs at the start of 2017 and all the regulars left
QFT
you should visit Bayonne but it's quite small though (like 45k pop.)
La Rochelle and Nantes are nice cities too. Nantes is booming and will become more important on the map in a few years I think, La Rochelle is quite small but life is good there
>tfw I have been in over 50 street fights in my life
If ten people from brit ganged up on me I would unironically headbutt you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of 10 chavs and broke one of their jaws and made them all run away. I'm the best street fighter here, fact. I have never lost a fight in my life. If any of you said anything snarky to me, you would be erased from history. Unironically.
If anyone wants to arrange a fight I'm in Limerick for the day and I am looking for a scrap so let me know if you're up for it.
*erases your memory*
there's a good chance they know you have drugs and are fucking with you haha
ok thanks homie
hunned on my wrist
eighty on my wrist
This just in: Everyone knows you're high
>a fucking luger pistol
100 years old
>really makes me think
Blair basically told our youth that attending uni was the best way to climb the social ladder, so millions of fuckwits, who previously would have done apprenticeships and skilled trades, decided to doss about for three years then struggled to find a job they were qualified for.
Now some shit-tier unis will accept kids with Es at A-Level and charge them £9k pa to teach the daft cunts Media Studies
London Underground, 1920s.
I'm too pretty to fight
the bottling version is better
especially in 2017 when the police have full access to your phone and computer
>With White Nationalism Emboldened, American Jews Consider Exit Strategies
It's working.
might watch zootopia
opinions?
alri Onion
the spudniggers on here are more cringey than the aussies and leafs.
>but whats the point if the entire country is going to just be an arabic and african shithole in 10 years
They still speak French in Switzerland.
Montreal is tres bien mon ami
bit mental to think how old the underground is
people were fucking about down there in steam trains back in like the 1860s
You sounded a bit Welsh in parts there.
unironically love your accent
how do the irish feel about the rubberbandits?
yeah
never been caught though
guess they don't care
normies love them but i hate them. They were never funny imo and now they're sjws
they do care
they're just waiting for an opportune time to get you
celtic bros innit
despise those gowls
>how do the irish feel about the rubberbandits?
They had two funny songs a few years ago and now they're a pain in the ass flogging the same dead horse. They're also the kind of socialists that are motivated by a hatred of the rich more than a love of the poor.
To use millennial speak, lesbians are not a thing.
Malleable slushy women can crave sexual attention from anything, even bonobos. In a strict gay-shaming society, the amount of true lesbians would be around 1%. Many of these would marry and be hearty, tomboyish moms to children they loved. Others could become vowed religious. Others still could carve out small bohemian alternative lifestyles in select big city neighborhoods. Some, of course, would feel oppressed and be miserable. But by and large, misery would decrease significantly across the boards.
Boycott with the truth bombs
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Statistically speaking, traps are the least gay. Two dudes makes it 100% gay. A guy and a girl is 50/50. But a trap and a girl is like 75 woman, 25 guy
they prepared the ground for the white vs darkies war now they're going to sit back and enjoy the sight
haha alri
*hides post without reading*
ouah! ralentissez cowboy, Je ne peux pas encore parler le français
they've had plenty
Ladies and gentlemen I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'.
*Cheers and clapping from audience*
>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big smelly log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>I'm only pooman after all
CANT FUCKING STOP EATING AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
who /bicurious/ here?
if you're a feminine looking 20 year old with a small - average sized cute penis let me know
>lost
what did they mean by this?
Could've had some gfs in the past. Turned them down. Don't know if it was the right decision. Don't care either.
haha what a bender
>if you're a feminine looking 20 year old with a small - average sized cute penis let me know
literally all me but not gay unfortunately (for you)
Pourquoi?
(je suis un autre user)
filled with muslims
>In October 2015 a British private investigator found evidence of gunfire damage and bullet debris on a steel forestry sign structure close to the murder site. This was promptly reported to the joint British and French investigation team. The structure was removed and sent to a French forensic facility. The gunfire damage perpetrated by two different firearms was determined to have taken place before the murder date in 2012 and the bullet debris did not match the murder weapon.
ah yes France
if someone wants to learn french he should read BDs like Tintin and Blueberry
unfortunately in exactly what you described
not gay though. too much self respect for that
j'adore les grand gars
I reckon Bonnie Tyler mad a complete ass out of herself on American TV. She kept talking over the anchor on location and they cut away from her while she was still talking. It was a bit cringey tbqh.
stop talking about france
you do support muslim lgbt societies, yes?
b-but
>someone
>wants
>learn
>french
>tfw Ulster accent so foreigners can't grasp that I'm Irish because that's not how leprechauns sound
when was this
What's this in reference to?
today in the leftie news: trump looked at the sky