/brit/

no one made a new edition

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Age of Mythology was good, but for some reason Age of Empires 2 seemed more fun.

kys

Why wont the handsome man kiss the pretty black girl?!!?!?

You know who it is right?

arse

Why are there no brits his age with that much hair?

going to put on kings of kings and drift off to sleep i reckon

no, who?

Like Michael Fabricant?

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ah yes the german masterrace

widespread dutch genes probably

stop

plenty of brits have hair

just dodged a fucking hollow point bullet straight to the head. time to get back to wanking myself into oblivion every night

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Thanks for the laugh aha

have a guess at what i'm not clicking

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Avantgarde Extreme 55 if you dont wanna click

Umm how did you know it was hollow point sweaty

have a guess at what i won't be searching

This

always one that has to take it too far

correct

That face looks like it should top a nice SHOP 'ZA
>remember that joke brit?

Caught this Yank snooping around outside

Uncle Luke ain't that great muh niggas.

Job applications

Rolling a bedtime joint (the best kind of joint)

>black eyes
>mongrel caucasoid head

yep, that's a yankee ! ! !

Hey that's my cousin let him go

correct

thought you'd be well into that

JOBSEEKER
CAN OF STRONGBOW
I'M A MESS
DESPERATELY CLUTCHING ON
TO A LEAFLET ON DEPRESSION
SUPPLIED TO ME
BY THE NHS
ITS ANYONES GUESS HOW I GOT HERE
ANYONES GUESS HOW I'LL GO
I SUCK ON A ROLL UP
PULL YOUR JEANS UP
FUCK OFF
I'M GOING HOME

JOBSEEKER!

controversal

>tfw too sneaky for brits to catch me

Internet has literally gone out

Went to fucking sleep at 10 o clock woke up like clockwork at 2am fucking hate this shite always happens

Nothing to do except smoke a bowlski bro

trump is going to be such a great president if they just let him do his thing.

pet yank is on the loose again
wont hear the end of this from the neighbours

just ate luncheon :/

wtf i love communism now

It's beena fun 2 months at home with the UK flag but I move back to Aus in a couple days. Going to have to spend my time being called Bruce and JF for having a foreign flag and not being able to just mould into anonymity again like usual.

Hardest part about being an expat is never really belonging anywhere.

When I was a young man I carried me pack
And I lived the free life of the rover
From the Murray's green basin to the dusty outback
I waltzed my Matilda all over
Then in 1915 my country said: Son,
It's time to stop rambling, there's work to be done
So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun
And they sent me away to the war

And the band played Waltzing Matilda
When the ship pulled away from the quay
And amid all the tears, flag waving and cheers
We sailed off for Gallipoli

daily reminder to brush your teeth before bed

190kg hasn't been the same since Swansea started to fade

here's how bernie sanders can still win

Except our country you twat

Fuck off bruce

fuck off proto bruce

doing a rorkeish listen
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hmmm

good posts

never do this because i never know when im going to stop eating before deciding to sleep

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trust me you lads NEED to watch this

tried listening to that jobseeker song and it wasn't my cup of tea

>expat
cute that white people don't like calling themselves immigrants

girl confided in me that she'd been raped by 2 guys on our second date, i broke up with her by text after i dropped her off

night night /brit/! x

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It well I remember that terrible day
When our blood stained the sand and the water
And how in that hell they call Suvla Bay
We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter
Johnny Turk, he was ready, he primed himself well
He rained us with bullets, and he showered us with shell
And in five minutes flat, we were all blown to hell
He nearly blew us back home to Australia

And the band played Waltzing Matilda
When we stopped to bury our slain
Well we buried ours and the Turks buried theirs
Then it started all over again

>Stealing my proto gimmick

Chav cunt

good night

not your fucking gimmick fuck off ive been saying it for ages

you didn't notice it happening at the time?

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Who trap here?

wonder if im a proto 'cide statistic

Girl I'm dating has problems taking my dick.

Never really had this issue before, always been told I'm 'hung' and have always been the talk of girls, but this is depressing, lads.

Why do we have to tolerate leafs on here?

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Hitting cervix or tearing her?

nah she was raped years ago, but she told me on our second date

feel like shit, but she didn't even want me to touch her. not a single finger

>tfw from the Commonweaelth of the Britain Kingdom

I sometimes trip over my dick or accidentally step on it, it's well annoying m8

m8 I've been saying it for aeons before you were even born fuck right off

r/humblebrag

jog on pseudo proto yank

Not nice watching a team prepare for a lower division

you know how we have national lotteries... well there should be global lotteries. the entire planet betting in a big pool. the winners would become billionaires and trillionaires. imagine giving someone a trillion dollars (pre tax of course). i would buy up a couple of pacific islands and would start my own country, maybe start a couple of wars.

the gf

thoughts?

how big

penis cant reach the cervix unless its unnaturally long you idiot, hes probably too big and isnt using enough lube

well yeah makes sense. clearly damaged goods and doesnt deserve love

My dick isn't very thick but it's long as hell. Can't do some of the normal positions because it smacks her cervix and she rolls over in pain. It fuckin sucks, would prefer a chode over a thinish long one

who are you even talking to? reply to me. did i do the right thing?

Didn't happen

How big is her cock?

bit of a jump

shes qt... like, i can i can see why you're fucking her.

>go on /r/amiugly
>good looking guy asks
>you're average
>5/10
>nothing special
>fat ugly girls post
>oh you're so cute :3
>7/10 :3

literally why is this happening?

germans innit

cyberpussy

...

youtube.com/watch?v=O8hmSZRzhIA

howling

very good

It absolutely can. You're just a virgin.

Stealing even more of my gimmick I cannot believe this. I'd expect this from a Yank but wow. Wow.

>who are you even talking to? reply to me. did i do the right thing?
how about you fuck off and let me post what i want you autistic fucking yankoid

god you're so obsessed
if you were actually secure in your so-called good looks, you wouldn't think about it so often.