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Age of Mythology was good, but for some reason Age of Empires 2 seemed more fun.
kys
Why wont the handsome man kiss the pretty black girl?!!?!?
You know who it is right?
arse
Why are there no brits his age with that much hair?
going to put on kings of kings and drift off to sleep i reckon
no, who?
Like Michael Fabricant?
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ah yes the german masterrace
widespread dutch genes probably
stop
plenty of brits have hair
just dodged a fucking hollow point bullet straight to the head. time to get back to wanking myself into oblivion every night
Thanks for the laugh aha
have a guess at what i'm not clicking
Avantgarde Extreme 55 if you dont wanna click
Umm how did you know it was hollow point sweaty
have a guess at what i won't be searching
This
always one that has to take it too far
correct
That face looks like it should top a nice SHOP 'ZA
>remember that joke brit?
Caught this Yank snooping around outside
Uncle Luke ain't that great muh niggas.
Job applications
Rolling a bedtime joint (the best kind of joint)
>black eyes
>mongrel caucasoid head
yep, that's a yankee ! ! !
Hey that's my cousin let him go
correct
thought you'd be well into that
JOBSEEKER
CAN OF STRONGBOW
I'M A MESS
DESPERATELY CLUTCHING ON
TO A LEAFLET ON DEPRESSION
SUPPLIED TO ME
BY THE NHS
ITS ANYONES GUESS HOW I GOT HERE
ANYONES GUESS HOW I'LL GO
I SUCK ON A ROLL UP
PULL YOUR JEANS UP
FUCK OFF
I'M GOING HOME
JOBSEEKER!
controversal
>tfw too sneaky for brits to catch me
Internet has literally gone out
Went to fucking sleep at 10 o clock woke up like clockwork at 2am fucking hate this shite always happens
Nothing to do except smoke a bowlski bro
trump is going to be such a great president if they just let him do his thing.
pet yank is on the loose again
wont hear the end of this from the neighbours
just ate luncheon :/
wtf i love communism now
It's beena fun 2 months at home with the UK flag but I move back to Aus in a couple days. Going to have to spend my time being called Bruce and JF for having a foreign flag and not being able to just mould into anonymity again like usual.
Hardest part about being an expat is never really belonging anywhere.
When I was a young man I carried me pack
And I lived the free life of the rover
From the Murray's green basin to the dusty outback
I waltzed my Matilda all over
Then in 1915 my country said: Son,
It's time to stop rambling, there's work to be done
So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun
And they sent me away to the war
And the band played Waltzing Matilda
When the ship pulled away from the quay
And amid all the tears, flag waving and cheers
We sailed off for Gallipoli
daily reminder to brush your teeth before bed
190kg hasn't been the same since Swansea started to fade
here's how bernie sanders can still win
Except our country you twat
Fuck off bruce
fuck off proto bruce
doing a rorkeish listen
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hmmm
good posts
never do this because i never know when im going to stop eating before deciding to sleep
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trust me you lads NEED to watch this
tried listening to that jobseeker song and it wasn't my cup of tea
>expat
cute that white people don't like calling themselves immigrants
girl confided in me that she'd been raped by 2 guys on our second date, i broke up with her by text after i dropped her off
night night /brit/! x
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It well I remember that terrible day
When our blood stained the sand and the water
And how in that hell they call Suvla Bay
We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter
Johnny Turk, he was ready, he primed himself well
He rained us with bullets, and he showered us with shell
And in five minutes flat, we were all blown to hell
He nearly blew us back home to Australia
And the band played Waltzing Matilda
When we stopped to bury our slain
Well we buried ours and the Turks buried theirs
Then it started all over again
>Stealing my proto gimmick
Chav cunt
good night
not your fucking gimmick fuck off ive been saying it for ages
you didn't notice it happening at the time?
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Who trap here?
wonder if im a proto 'cide statistic
Girl I'm dating has problems taking my dick.
Never really had this issue before, always been told I'm 'hung' and have always been the talk of girls, but this is depressing, lads.
Why do we have to tolerate leafs on here?
Hitting cervix or tearing her?
nah she was raped years ago, but she told me on our second date
feel like shit, but she didn't even want me to touch her. not a single finger
>tfw from the Commonweaelth of the Britain Kingdom
I sometimes trip over my dick or accidentally step on it, it's well annoying m8
m8 I've been saying it for aeons before you were even born fuck right off
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jog on pseudo proto yank
Not nice watching a team prepare for a lower division
you know how we have national lotteries... well there should be global lotteries. the entire planet betting in a big pool. the winners would become billionaires and trillionaires. imagine giving someone a trillion dollars (pre tax of course). i would buy up a couple of pacific islands and would start my own country, maybe start a couple of wars.
the gf
thoughts?
how big
penis cant reach the cervix unless its unnaturally long you idiot, hes probably too big and isnt using enough lube
well yeah makes sense. clearly damaged goods and doesnt deserve love
My dick isn't very thick but it's long as hell. Can't do some of the normal positions because it smacks her cervix and she rolls over in pain. It fuckin sucks, would prefer a chode over a thinish long one
who are you even talking to? reply to me. did i do the right thing?
Didn't happen
How big is her cock?
bit of a jump
shes qt... like, i can i can see why you're fucking her.
>go on /r/amiugly
>good looking guy asks
>you're average
>5/10
>nothing special
>fat ugly girls post
>oh you're so cute :3
>7/10 :3
literally why is this happening?
germans innit
cyberpussy
...
very good
It absolutely can. You're just a virgin.
Stealing even more of my gimmick I cannot believe this. I'd expect this from a Yank but wow. Wow.
>who are you even talking to? reply to me. did i do the right thing?
how about you fuck off and let me post what i want you autistic fucking yankoid
god you're so obsessed
if you were actually secure in your so-called good looks, you wouldn't think about it so often.