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alright

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP CITY desu

What Sup Forums haircut would go well with my head shape?

disgusting

Lose weight, hit the gym, shave real short.

I think we don't have any of those.

I'm not fat, but for some reason my face is always bloated as fuck. And I hit the gym 4 times a week.

Save for a few Clube Atléticos and having Esporte Clube/Futebol Clube/Clube de Regatas, no. Turkey have 11 of 'spor's in their first division though, and only Trabzonspor gets to show a star in their crest.

You are not fat, but you really look like a skinnyfat. Losing some weight will make your face look more balanced and less round.

I just have a round face which makes me look fat, which I'm not. Maybe the right haircut would help making my face look less fat.

buzzcut

and get new clothes, you dress like a bum

What kind of new clothes?

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>hand in pants
Are you wanking?

thanks i threw up

of course not

please be in london

are you natty

Porto

Yes

I thought you people had to wear helmets

They don't need scooters to walk around, Cletus.

>[carioca team name] [nordestino state]

Grow the top shave the sides and grow a stubble beard

ass

*bubble BLUBRRRAP *bubble *bubble

is this portugese isis?

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Grimes really let herself go xDDDD hahahahaha Sup Forums is so fucking funnty right? LOL FUCK Yuof cuking Lil peep spammer i hope you fucking die you fucking nigger faggot FUCKFACE

*braaaaaaaaaaaap*

are you the Porto pepe poster?

holy kek, wouldn't be surprised if he was

what's the point of this thread?

short legs, wouldn't bang

This question must be answered

Until further inquiry, he is to be considered as so.

>tfw we have pics of portopepe poster now

>technically

Only true United team in England, howay