Hahaha what did she fucking mean by this?

hahaha what did she fucking mean by this?

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That she is probably going to college?

>a research paper

wow

she truly is perfect

arxiv.org/pdf/1701.04928v1.pdf

link to it

can we read it?

Oooh, she sounds clever.

>Kristen Stewart
>artificial intelligence
Sounds about right

its just fluff about implementing a new kind of computer generated graphic enhancing tool used in a film shes probably in. pretty dry

no clickerino

In other words, it was actually written by Bhautik J Joshi.

so its almost like that free app, Prisma

>tfw to smarts for hollyweird

As a layperson, this just looks like a glorified Instagram filtering process.

Yeah that entire paper is almost about nothing and doesn't really conclude anything. I'm guessing this isn't some big project.

this. Also
>3 pages long
wow, such depth

>yes that Kristen Stewart
as opposed to another Kristen Stewart we all know?

but for hd video it adds it's own art style. stuff like that is pretty neat.

wtf i respect her now

>not first author
doesn't count

>research paper on AI
>3 pages
>half are photos

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS AN ABOMINATION.

people are always super impressed by celebrities who complete academic work. in reality it's shocking how few of them even attempt it, let alone succeed.

>don't have to worry about tuition or supporting yourself because you're rich
>school will bend over backwards to accommodate your schedule and ensure your success
>professors will treat you with kid gloves and give you special attention so they can brag to their friends/colleagues about how well they know you
>journals will publish anything with your name attached for the publicity alone

literally all the challenges of being in academia are absolved by being a celebrity

>"keywords"
>email and copyright on first page
>No Discussion section
>Using github as source
>"Production Notes"

This would fail as an undergrad class assignment.

>not peer reviewed
>2 pages

Ready for my virus, user...

is research paper just another word for essay

research papers require research and citations and are supposed to not be editorialized. an essay is usually an opinion article that doesn't have sources.

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

This seems like a fun thing she did while working on her film, her first directorial effort.
I assume its going to trigger some anons, just because.
Eh, if i had any passion for anything i would probably do stuff like that, so good for her.

this is cornell's online research repository

not that i'd expect you to know that since you're fucking retarded

its not about what she did. she put together some cute high school level paper with some pals or whoever. what's irritating is the article making it out like she just changed the world with a groundbreaking peer reviewed research paper. Which is not what happened. It shows once again how shit reporters are, and how much celebs are treated like children. "let's put this paper up on the fridge for everyone to see".

Do you really go clicking everything that gets posted on this website?

Good luck with that you rectionary little faggot.

You're fucking retarded.

OP here, exactly

her management team probably sent out a presser too lol. Look how smart she is!

did you even graduate high school?

To be fair, celebrities are hyped by the press even when they're shitting on the bathroom. That's the celebrity cult. Blame Murrica still being butthurt for not having a nobility

>professor kstew
I'd do some extra credit activities after class with her if you know what I meme

Let me check
*checks*
hmmm
nope
Still want to
fuck her mouth :)

What if Kristen Stewart is going to make seven billion Robot KStew gfs and then give one to every person on earth?!

I'm actually involved in artificial intelligence and neural networks, and this is pretty stupid. No wonder it's in arxiv, I doubt it was peer-reviewed or got in any relevant magazine. It's clear that the first author is the only one who knows shit about the topic and actually worked on it, but even then his work is not innovative, he is just applying an already known method to a specific frames of one movie. This is even more useless than incremental science.

wtf i love kstew now!

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oh dear

>therefore, as you can see, human consciousness is just quantum physics, so we're just robots, you know

augmentation transhumanism > artificial sentience transhumanism

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this paper is basically describing how they moved a slider back and forth in a software (they didnt understand or write)

In an alternate timeline, KStew never became an actress and is my gf. I woke up in this timeline yesterday. I want to go home.

yeah it isn't peer-reviewed if it's in arxiv

amazing summary, saved for when this gets reposted

>authors a literal whos? with no academic background
>repos as references

>she'll never get the feet right
FOOTFAGS BTFO

So do we update this page or nah?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erdos_Bacon_number

tfw people in this thread are mad that their favorite actress didn't coauthor a paper on AI.

> Hi, I found this cool image effect online. Now im gonna apply it on some cool stills and tell you how emotional the image just got.

I can't believe this was printed.

>tfw I pronounced it "ark-siv" for the longest time

>tfw Hollywood is so retarded that even when trying to emulate genuine science they can't even get it right.

I guess they should stick to awful dramatizations of science in movies.

>We used custom ubuntu images
>not GENTOO

FUCKING DROPPED

Big deal? Anyone can release a research paper. Says nothing about the quality therein faggot.

>I guess they should stick to awful dramatizations of science in movies.
more like at being hot af

When are we gonna see her with a baby bump?

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lesbians cant get pregnant

As soon as St. Vincent gets her pregnant

I want an AI sex doll of KStew. Can robits smoke pot?

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Well for one thing they're generally not on birth control...

I just want to taste them one time

Don't be silly. She has to know me first.

>Implying Kristen isn't the man

AI AND AUTOMATED MONSTERS ARE LITERAL WORK OF THE DEVIL. YET THEY ARE FUNDING IT AND FEEDING IT.

WE HAD THE GOLEM TALE. THE TERMINATOR TALE.

YOU JUST DONT BUILD A GHOUL THATS MORE POWERFUL AND MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOURSELF, HOLY SHIT, HUMANITY IS DUMB.

WE DOOMED.

she already dumped that old bitch

This is not a photograph of Kristen Stewart

It's a computer generated rendering based on her

this, too bad autistic cuck scientists don't care about humanity.

I would like to see transhumanism in the form of advanced nprosthetics.

>THREE PAGES

Wew lad

really real. wtf does machines have dare i say feels for waifus?

And here are the proofs

the nose shows

DONT CLICK THIS

just occured to me: sexbots should be able to alter their shape, like their facial features, they should have moving internal parts that reaccomodate and resemble any female you point it to emulate.

>ywn fuck a kstew sex doll on monday, a jessica alba on tuesday, a hermione on wedsnesday, a janine melnitz on thursday and a bleached anus remy lacroix on friday
whats the point bros.

Need 3d models of her feet

Wow, my waifu is smarter then me heh I am so proud of her

If you get them drunk and curious enough, they're all women.

Kristen get tired really fast

she just knows she can get anyone she wants

why should she settle for anything less than that?

HEY!! Don't write such things

have you ever read more than 5 research papers before

>tfw to dumb for kstew

I've written more than five.

They're still women, no matter how much they tell you otherwise.

i think shes literally perfect.

You just know

you just know

Don't bully, I am a sensitive person.

good job

Post the one where she's getting ready to climb Charlize Theron

>think
gtfo

So what? Anybody can do anything nowadays, there's no
guarantee of quality.

omg i'm so proud of her. i wish i was smart enough to write a paper on AI.
i love her so much.

>inb4 she didn't write it
i dont want to hear your negativity

>gender roles
bigotry maximum
#lovewins