Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Why does She always survive Alien Encounters?
I just watched 10 Cloverfield Lane, & I can't understand why a pedo into little girls would help house a 20 something year old Man, did he want Him & her to produce offspring or something?
Weird Movie.

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>Why does She always survive Alien Encounters?

not all of them

She DID survive that one, that's what I was on about. And that was a WAAAYY worse situation than being stuck between a rapist & giant ayyliums.

>doesn't get killed by the Thing
>freezes to death

I don't think that counts as surviving.

Still not shown on screen tho I think OP means that she survived the whole movie till the end.

She survived in Brain Dead too.

Dumb MEWposter.

daily reminder

This. She pretty much died in 10cl with the Scout Ships monitoring the fields at the end too.
It's funny that she married a guy who closely resembles her boyfriend from Scott Pilgrim.

Also who the hell is the one on the left & in what way is she supposed to better than MEW?

So she's into nu-males right?

She says it is an open marriage and he lets her cuck him with BBC.

A FUCKING NU-MALE.

Your mind's been poisoned.

>tfw she'll never pay you $50 an hour to personally lick her anal toys clean and then complain if you didn't do a good enough job and tell you to do it again in front of her while she lets out very quiet gasps and moans watching you intently

What the fuck?
Dude, I just want to fuck her.
None of this kinky weird shit.
I swear to god; this fucking board, man.

>Dude, I just want to fuck her.
>None of this kinky weird shit.

faggot

>user look at me .... look at me ... now cum.

>tfw you'll never be her personal assistant that is only tasked with licking her legs every night so she can relax and fall asleep

>tfw you'll never make sure the entire surface of her legs is coated with your saliva and when you finally stop she immediately wakes up and says "no, keep going" in a dreamy voice

Now this might be nice. But still. You're a fag bro.

>tfw you'll never hold hands with her
>you'll never kiss her softly
>she'll never fall asleep on your chest as you're watching movies well into the night
>you'll never go on road trips with her in the misty american northwest
>she'll never peg you
>you'll never pick out bizarre sex toys and latex suits to get for her
>she'll never force you to get naked and lie flat on the ground in the middle of the room as she charges at you making horse sounds and tramples you barefoot over and over causing massive physical damage to your person

is this the waifu thread?

I have some new jojos I wanna post

>high-performance boops

...

You have to go back

i just want to be her pusy slave

what are the usual duties of a pusy slave, pusybro?

reminder

Kendra Wilkinson

she looks particularly ugly there, 2bh

DELETE THIS

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>bush
>disgusting

>why a pedo
when was john goodman a pedo in the movie?

i marathoned it so I missed some parts but they never portrayed him like that, just generally creepy.

>mfw disgusting bushes

#smoothassilk

>bush
>disgusting

>when was john goodman a pedo in the movie?

seriously

redditors are just obsessed with that word

>bush
>disgusting

IT'S UNHYGIENIC

>bush
>disgusting

#ewwww

>bush
>disgusting

two can play at that game doggo

hands off my doggo, cat

Back off, pumparum.

fuk u crustatian this is doggtown

Opposite, actually. Look up why we have pubic hair once you got some time, mate.

I love bush, don't give a fuck about armpit hair one way or the other, and can't stand hairy legs at all. How 'bout you lads?

kinda busy with work right now

but there's no way that's actually accurate

>randomly met her on a boat cruise at 18
is this the luckiest man to ever live?

>bush
>disgusting

#nobodyhairanywhere

kind of lke bushes

armpit hair fucking disgusts me

I don't care much about hair leg as long as it's not too thick, dark and long

I thought it was Biel, not that used up slag.

>bush
>disgusting

>I don't care much about hair leg as long as it's not too thick, dark and long

well, it's either stubs, which are awful, or that, which is more awful


NO
BUSH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>In December 2016 NPR reported that "Frequent removal of pubic hair is associated with an increased risk for herpes, syphilis and human papillomavirus".

npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/12/06/504540192/going-bare-down-there-can-boost-the-risk-of-stds

Enjoy, faget.

>bush
>disgusting

well, first of all, that's not hygiene

second, that only applies to sluts, not cute wholesome girls like the ones I post, so the point is moot

>bush
>disgusting

TOTALLY
DISGUSTING

>bush
>disgusting

why don't you post in natalie's thread?

fatnat?

>bush
>disgusting

DELETE
BUSH

>bush
>disgusting

wow spoilers cunt