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smug cherry -edition

NHL:Report: Jaromir Jagr talking to 3 NHL teams
DET:Zetterberg to make preseason debut on FRI
OTT:Sens sign Anderson to two-year, $9.5M deal
PHI:Claude Giroux impresses as a left winger
MIN:Zach Parise uncertain for season opener
OTT:Erik Karlsson unsure about status for opener
STL:Robby Fabbri (knee) will miss all of 2017-18
:NHL changes rule for challenging offsides
BUF:Buffalo claims Jordan Nolan off waivers
WAS:Evgeny Kuznetsov works on Caps' top PP unit
BOS:Anders Bjork looks good for NHL spot
ARI:Louis Domingue injured in loss to Ducks

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you forgot
VAN : brock boeser favourite for calder trophy

>finn edition
>on time
>news
>hockey related image
MUH DICK

i really really want to see brock boesser injured ;)

go away gary

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>Vancouver falling for Swedish goaltending meme
A rule of thumb is that there can only be one good swedish goalie at a time. Right now it's Lundqvist.

Real thread here

why doesn't anyone sign Iginla

>lundqvist
>good
lmao!!

love don cherry lemme tell ya

What's going on with Calgary? Why is even a lineup that's basically their regular season squad losing to Vancouver's 36-man uncut squad

>PHI:Claude Giroux impresses as a left winger

Imagine being assblasted about the timing of a new thread on a Burmese water coloring forum

PAY FOR MY ARENA

>rags

imagine getting a thumbs up from don cherry that is meant personally just for you

Washed up

post yfw Omaha gets a team before Quebec

That's a finger gun

Flames will sign him for a game to finish his career there

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In no particular order, 2018 NHL playoffs

East:
Pongs
Craps
Rags
Jackets
Islanders
Habs
Bolts
Leafs

West:
Oilers
Ducks
Flames
Jets
Hawks
Preds
Stars
Sharks

what the fug i even google don cherry thumbs up
its technically a thumbs up though

is it your first year watching hockey user?

they are going full on tank mode in order to make the relocation to Seattle easier

if you want to look like a real man in front of cherry refer to liberals as "pinkos"

Not a bad list man

1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo

1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings

Thoughts?

>sharks
>jets

Thought it was lefty wackos

Nebraska wow almost forget it exists sometimes probably means its a good place to live in the US

Literally who else

The western conference is really shitty

>ynr 1996

Jagr to Oilers?

Fuck Pulju and that manlet

how to save the panthers?

youtube.com/watch?v=CHzCoUZG2Js
rip ford

user you should get checked for mental impairment

Next F*nn to post gets knocked the fuck out

shorks have probably regressed the most out of any other team in the league, and jets still have one of the worst defenses in the league only behind yotes avs and dallas. i'd put anyone else but those 2 up for playoff contention

Toronto snuffed him like a candle rip rob

They are fine.

Besides them its the kings who are the sharks but worse, the fucking avs, Cantpuks, an expansion team, the fucking yotes, and the blues. Only team I see being in over sharks or jets is the blues

canucks are looking like they could at the very least get the last playoff spot. the blues look reasonable as well unless tarasenko has a shit season which i doubt

Until the canuks get actual goaltending I don't believe they have a shot at the playoffs. Its just too serious of a hole.

west top 8 in west to east
anaheim
vegas
edmonton
winnipeg
minnesota
st louis
chicago
nashville

objective standings

half the reason the canucks were shit last season was because they were plagued with injuries, they were literally an AHL team at one point. so if they manage to stay healthy and new guys like gagner who can produce 50 points then i can see them making it. just barely though. it helps that the western conference is so noncompetitive right now

>people ITT actually think the cantpucks can make the ploffs
i'm starting to think very few of you watch hockey

>watching western conference hockey

Yeah I hope none of you do that.

i think the canucks will win the cup
am i delusional? probably but at least i support my team faglord

They are naming a stadium after him soon

No Canadian franchise will make the ploffs this year lmao

>supporting memecouver
back a team that cares, for your own sake

Leafs
Snes
Oilers
Will 100% make the ploffs
Possibly the Flames too

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you mean bandwagon another franchise?
id rather quit watching hockey all together

>detroit
>west

heres a hot take: all canadian teams will make the playoffs

wtf. yeah lets all support the blackhawks

you really think the habs, snes, and leafs arent better than buffalo, detroit, florida, and boston

Hongcouver won’t

There's no way the Cantpucks won't be a bottom 3 team

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Nice

chlamydia

how did you contract that from looking at an image of a koala

t. retard

id rather be retarded than have chlamydia

avoid koalas then

should have taken your own advice it seems

>Parise may not make the season opener
And so it begins, save me Kapri- Haul- Tuc-. Save me Kunin.

Who keeps making multiple threads?
Did I miss a meme? It's not funny. Fuck I hate preseason newfags.

>be out of the loop
>call others newfags

UNCUT

literally bag skating at practice lmao

t. newfag

/hoc/ returns every regular season. until then, it is redditer shitposting and Sup Forumsbants. Which you would know if you hadn't JUST got here, you fucking faggot.

>this far out of the loop

Soon | Bientot

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fuck off retard

fuck off we're full

surely the king has a ring

This.
But for some reason i still post during summers

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how he king with no ring?

french is suck a fowl, disgusting language

I know it's hard to believe but he in fact does not

against colorado, doesn't count. maybe only .5 of a goal

>imgur filename
>doesnt know about multiple threads
You should honestly kill yourself. I was about to give you a pass as a hfboards refugee but I know you are not. That picture is very fitting though.

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Sure is lucky the ref saw it too.

what did the """"""""king""""""""" mean by this?

>french is suck a fowl
huh?

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no bully, he's french

i dont honestly remember why he did that. surely he got a delay of game

How many goals does Ovi get this year?

fuck off retard

last digit times 2nd to last digit goals

Someone post Hank getting heemed please I keep forgetting to save it

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