/mlb/ dodgers edition

/mlb/ dodgers edition
BAL:Adam Jones (legs) out again on Friday
BAL:Tim Beckham (hamstring) returns to lineup
NYM:Jacob deGrom (gastroenteritis) shut down
MIN:Twins activate Miguel Sano from disabled list
PHI:Phillies won't retain manager Pete Mackanin
CHC:Jake Arrieta will not start Sunday's game
CIN:Zack Cozart (quad) in Reds' lineup Friday
CHC:Rizzo, Bryant sitting out again for Cubs
CHC:Davis delivers go-ahead RBI in 11th, Cubs win
OAK:Manaea closes 2017 strong in win over Rangers
HOU:Correa continues to crush, Astros thump Sox
TB:Ramos homers as Rays outslug Yankees 9-6

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what an awful thread

...

future

That hat should be red with a P

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Indians "fans".

Royals

Nats desu senpai

Twinkie Town Reporting

Red Sox!

Tribe town reporting in. Third time the team has won 100+ games. This time will be different, I promise.

Record update:

Giancarlo Stanton now has 90 extra-base hits without a triple. The old record was 85, set by A-Roid in 2007.

Noticeable lack of hustle these days.

Too right, daddy

CHIBA!

Based Iguchi

long time lurker reporting

>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet

>waiting until just before post season to begin reporting

what suburb? I'm very disappointed in you...

St Paul

whenever I think of october I can only thing of this shitty song youtube.com/watch?v=YgFyi74DVjc because of all those epic ads they used to have

>cigarettes could advertises on tv and magazines
>phones were household appliances
>your old beater would be a classic antique by now, nevermind your Grandfather's

plz ;_;
stahp
taking me back to kindergarten over here

Hector Rondon shows his wheels and gets his first major league hit.

Get off that high horse, you weren't here until this thread either

The best possible options for Phillies 2018 Skipper
>Joe McEwing
One of the best up and coming Managerial prospects in baseball. If the Phils could snatch him from Chicago it would be an immediate and long term improvement
>Dusty Wathan
He has a lot of experience with the players in the organization and knows how to get the best out of them. Easily the best 'in-house' option
>Stubby Clapp
80 Grade name, Analytically oriented, and is incredibly player savvy in his time as a Minor League coach. Would be a bit of a reach though

What the Phillies will likely do
>Brad Ausmus
Well hey, it worked for Charlie Manuel and Clint Hurdle, Why not Brad???
>Rod Gardenhire
Who needs Advanced metrics when we can have Production™!
>Ruben Amaro Jr
The man who engineered a 102 Win Season as a GM surely can bring these guys to the dance

all year long you Twat
>capital T

As a Tribe fan, I'm more worried about the Twins than any other team.

interracial rap was a mistake

Wrong.

cant wait for game 7 desu

Surely 2017 is finally the elusive NEXT YEAR.

To be fair to Ausmus some managers improve greatly in their second stint as the skipper. ie. AJ Hinch

o_O not even memeing...

>twins fans coming out of the words worth

says SUCCESSIF

Mets desu senpai

That was what I said. Chollie had a rough first stint and ended up being the greatest Manager in Phillies History. Clint Hurdle ended up good in Pittsburgh after a bad first stint. I just think that that would be their entire reasoning behind it

>words worth
don't take in for granite

Why is the answer to so many questions here "Anthony Recker"?

Give me the quick rundown on Anthony Recker.

...

I can give you the ROUNDdown on Anthony Recker

I remember when all the >mest fags were boasting about winning the NL East in March and early April. That was some funny shit. I tried to talk some sense in to you guys, but you were too busy posting *strikes you out* and Thor memes to listen. How does it taste? It's bitter, isn't it? I hope you choke on it. Fuck the Mets. They'll be irrelevant for the next 10 years. You may as well join the rest of your 'brothers' and become a Yankees fan now.

"I posted it again!"

I remember watching that and instantly felt sorry ...
for the girl.
She knows that:
1) They're on close-up cams
2) Security is on the way
>she should be wearing an "I'm with Stupid" shirt.

I have the Phillies as the first team to break out of the muck that is the NL east bottom dwelling swamp.

Yup. I sure did.

As do I. I do believe that the Phillies moved Mackanin into the "Special Advisor to the GM" role specifically because they believe they cannot get "their guy" after this offseason. Which puts someone like McEwing straight in the crosshairs.

I have the Mets

WEEEEEEEEW TREBLES

>I can give you the ROUNDdown on Anthony Recker

?

Whatever they do, I hope they pass on Ausmus. He's terrible.

He has bulbous features

OFFICIAL TEAMS THAT NO LONGER MATTER LIST
These are teams that have 0 chance to enter the playoffs or influence them with their remaining schedule

METS
PHILLIES
BRAVES
MARLINS
ORIOLES
RAYS
A'S
RANGERS
TIGERS
PADRES
GIANTS
MARINERS
ANGELS

Cubs bench finding a way to win yet again

The Mets will be lucky to not finish last the next two seasons.

they still matter in my heart

>no Cubs thread now that they've clinched the division
...ok

also,
>it's HAPPening

You'll be lucky to not be wrong

so non-playoff teams playing each other?

>the entire states of both the NL East and AL West

>with the hood up
feels soooo sad, ewe guise

r/c: atoyac mess

I haven't seen nipscribbles in months.

Currently yes, but the Pirates are next on the list, despite playing the Nationals

The Mets and Phillies are playing in next year's Little League Classic

Did you get him a fish eye lense for Xmas, Santa??

>bullllllllllll
>BUS!!!!!!!!

At this point, who do they Mets hope to be better than? They're clearly the worst team in the NL East now. Maybe Jeter guts the Marlins, that's their only hope.

Former NFL fag here. Dumping football for baseball and I live in Michigan so will be following the tigers. Give me a rundown, I already know they suck

I slept in today.
Who do you think is going to pitch on Sunday now that Arrieta got pulled?

Let's go reaper!

The mets repair could take multiple seasons. Can the new coaches unteach what the last staff did? Can they actually repair the broken mechanics of guys like Syndergaard or Harvey and still keep the potential dominance they had? Can their big bats learn to not accept strikeouts?

They're in rebuild mode. It'll take a couple years.

I know that they're shit, I'm just playing blind optimist

fuckin rip, rough one to follow now
could be worse though, there's teams with 0 prospects (like the angels)

name a more iconic player

[w]

Grimm has another no drama performance. Might be some bullpen shake up for the playoffs if Duns continues to mess up.

>Give me a rundown, I already know they suck


Can you give me a rundown on...

Yes. I know. It's the >mest way.
Hence, this pasta

Not even his most iconic image

kek

Wow so hard

BAYSTARS

I call em the Gaystars

You can't call your own shitpost a "pasta" if no one else posts it

____________ is the equivalent to winning the world series for _________ fans.

LOL THAT'S HILARIOUS11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!

This is legitimately funny. I laughed.

Getting Aids
Cubs

Eating a meal is the equivalent to winning the world series for Ecuador fans

Having a 4.55 postseason earned run average
Dodgers

youtube.com/watch?v=7RvHrquQfyE

*BAYSTARS!

Wrong song
youtube.com/watch?v=-o9gf_soFBM

>That Puig throw at :59

makes me kek everytime

Kino

Making another entry
Dodgers

What will it be this year, /mlb/?

Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2014 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in the 2014 NL Wild Card game.

Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.

Daily reminder that the Orioles willingly took their entire 2016 season out of the hands of Zach Britton by not pitching him in the 2016 AL Wild Card game.

...

Which baseball players would you like to see nude and why?

Gerrit Cole didn't start the 2015 NL Wild Card you fucking moron.

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u wat

Obviously my daddy Aaron Judgie