Why are Murricans so fucking retarded?

Why are Murricans so fucking retarded?

shut the fuck up

Because they are German descent

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kek

Good thing I had that welding helmet.

lmao

>Losing your eyesight.
>Not buying a dark welder's helmet or the glasses.

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I don't get what's wrong with this search

Really makes you think...

kek

>mississippi
>kentucky
>tennessee
>alabama

Feels good not be in the top for once.

hmmmmm

There was an eclipse yesterday in the US which is a bad idea to directly look at and can cause some troubles for your eyes. The search results went up because people looked at.

Stupid people not wearing very filtered sunglasses or welder's helmets looked at the Eclipse directly in inbred states.

Sad!

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to be fair simply using the glasses correctly can cause discomfort and everyone is a hypchondriac in the internet era

ayy

>mississippi

lmao

Didn't they sell millions of protection glasses? Or are Americans too poor to buy these?

lmao drumpfy wumpfy kins on suicide watch

Is he doing it correctly?

kek

M U R R I C A

Us of ass needs to be nuked in order to be normal again

Delete this, y'all are stupid europoor.

>nuked
>normal
hmmmmm

shut up nigger

Some people were using underrated ones because most places sold out of the correct eye protection. Even some welding masks weren't enough for the recommended amount of protection.

I briefly used one to watch, but that was all of 10 seconds or so. Some dumb fucks watched the whole thing that way.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

CANNOT FABRICATE

What happened in 2014?

It's about the correlation between the two queries, you stupid murrican

I'm asking why it spiked you dumb kraut

Mobile gets way more popular?

No, being Nuked causes you to be abnormal.

>calls american stupid
>is stupid himself

But what was the cause of that spike?

ok, Tyrone

It took me 2 seconds to figure this out...
2014: 48th super bowl
48 in roman notation: XLVIII
murricans: overwhelmed by these huge amounts of letters

>g*rman """"humor""""

This was not inteded to be funny in any kind. You seem to be a little bit butthurt to me
>murrican creativity

Stop being mean :( burgers have feeling too bro

no, you should be ashamed of your countrymen

Why should I care about my countrymen?

Because you all are degenerated as fuck

>degenerate
boy that is one spooky word you're throwing around

>Germany
I still agree with you though most Americans are subhuman.

>all southern states

Stop the presses! Inbred people are dumb!

Gawd Dayum

all murricans are stupid

We got it from the brits

Where do people get the idea they can just stare at the sun from?
Are you stupid? Because there's something 'covering' it?

>Ameriburgers

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