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Where's the news!

>no news
the op matters my man

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Thanks senpai

>Werdum would never lose to a 5'11' guy
For sure my guy

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High fives during the fight should be $5k fine, hugs $10k

Ah yes, the BJJ expert is losing a sparring battle with a striker. Complete shock

Where is Hunto?

I wish we could do that every day without becoming a vegetable. Humans are gay.

Why

Wandy is going 90%, Werdum 50%

I could listen to this song while watching this webm repeat nonstop, makes me chuckle everytime
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This takes me back to /heem/ - San Andreas edition

ikr hard sparring is so fucking fun

A shame mods deleted that thread, very comfy indeed

Just imagine getting BTFO so hard you can only mash the report button

LOUISIANA WOMAN

For me it was queen of hearts while riding dirt bike down Mt chilead

>have fun on my undercard

AND STILL

AND ALWAYS

The baddest man on the planet

>here Whittaker, take my belt because I'm too much a pussy to fight you

"faggot"

I'm really amazed that people think it's okay to use this as an insult. We still have a long way to go, it seems.

You need a better image for this post, this one looks like Bisping is talking down Whitaker hard.
You need to put some effort into shitposting lad

faggot

You're a faggot, bud
Would you be happy about the champ being too scared to fight you? He's looking at his new belt that he'll actually defend against contenders

All this UFC shit is gay and boring as shit.

shut up faggot

That's better but still for next time, get a better picture. Maybe the one of Bisking throwing his belt, would work better

Oh no lads time to pack up and go then, it's been fiun

Are you the based bong that knows Bisping would get mauled by the top 5 MW 's?

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>p-please don't hurt me Mike

>whadd'ya mean George pulled out!

Nah, just giving shitposting advice
Bisking's the GOAT Middleweight lad

As champion Luke let Bisping come in on short notice to save the card, would Bisping do the same if GSP pulled out?

Would be nice.

Lmao fuck no

No, Bisping is not a cock guy.

Cormier accepted Silva on short notice, Jones said no to Chael Sonnen. Conor takes short notice opponents

Bisping would take DC on short notice

No way friendo, not even smug rashad

Be forthright: who is your favorite female ufc competitor?

Michael Bisping

Let me tell you something about Michael Bisping, he called me last night and said he'd take Khabib in Russia

How does this make you feel?

Makes me fucking sick bro, Yiff in hell

The Chechen terrorists would suicide bomb the fuck out of the arena and the fight would never happen

what music does /heem/ listen to?

The cars and genesis, that is all

FACE THE PAIN

does she have ANY chance against Carla Esparza?

Was just about to post this fire walk out track

Who else is looking forward to her MIXED MARTIAL ARTS book?

Sup Forums-core

Jesus always some greasy permavirgins commenting on those posts

Is it a picture book and are they pictures of her feet?

hardcore gangster rap

Who will be on the UFC 3 cover?

I think Cody and Joanna

no

Who do we elect as HeemFC president?

Lithchad

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Conor again but probably with JJ this time
Maybe GSP

When are they even announcing UFC 3? I've been holding out thinking screw buying UFC 2 the next one is round the corner

Imagine being dumb enough to play or even buy UFC games

roryfan

>playing video games at all ever

if you're not training in real life your don't belong here

I'm in the same boat. Most they've announced is that it's being released sometime between Jan. 1 and March 31, 2018

>if you're not training in real life your don't belong here
If that were the case you'd be here with two other posters

what is this

I got it for free though.

>Training 24/7
Enjoy your shitty joints

>Most they've announced is that it's being released sometime between Jan. 1 and March 31, 2018
Really? I thought they hadn't announced anything at all, not even that it's being developrf

if you trane you are not a real fan. those who train do so to entertain and be inspected by the true connoisseurs

Nunes and Garbrandt, who will both lose right after

They're fun to play with some m8's tho, not the grappling thou that shit's retarded

>look guys I train really hard you can tell by my posts on /heem/ that i'm always in the gym training no downtime lol doing anything but training i'm a real gym rat just read my /heem/ posts
A sentiment shared throughout the UFC. That's why there are so many fit, fight ready fans.

It was nothing official, it just showed up in a list of games that were tentatively scheduled for release during that time period.

There are much better games to play with m8's

Shit, looks fun is that a mod of San andreas?

ITT: we come up with a new catchphrase for bruce buffer

>ladies and gentlemen... iiiiiiittttsss *BRRRRAAAAAPPP* (Dana white chuckles and says Oh man.. loudly while mic'd up) *does a spin* TIME. TO. FIGHT!

m7 m8's aren't capable of playing anything beyond sports games

Yeah it's a mod called SAMP alot of fun and runs very well 500 player lobbies on map
Feels good knowing I'm not dumb enough to buy madden every year

cm punk should drop down to lightweight

I thought this was supposed to become unfunny years ago. Is this what brain damge feels like?

for sure LW Punk is a beast

for sure intelligence posting means your smart my man

They want to sell the game. So no, they won't put that ugly cunt

Did coral spergs get 30 day ban or he got permaheem'd

Everyone hold on a second, I think I found the spammer.

got permaheem'd by the hurricane

TDE kino

bann him pls

did you look in a mirror?

>posting about black fighter = racebaiting
r-r-rda right?

Rukia a qt

Now this is meta-ironic memeing at it's best.

Too big, if Conor can't ko him straight away, he's getting raped on the floor. Kevin ain't no chad mendes

He got a 30 day I believe

you got me, but seriously, there are other tyron posters here