Holy fuck this shit is nearly unwatchable

Holy fuck this shit is nearly unwatchable.

Did they make every character so tedious and unlikable on purpose?

This coughing nigger.

Jesus Christ

Show would be better if the episodes were only twenty minutes long

All the odd numbered episodes dragged on and nothing happened other than le wacky character and location introductions

Also Will Arnett is ruining Netflix Originals for me by appearring in all of them

YOU

STUPID

FUCKING

NIGGER

GOD

DAMN

I always pictured Poe as a pudgy white guy with a perpetual cold.

The original books already made them intolerable and predictable.

The movie tried too hard to fix it.

The show grabbed niggers off the street and shoved them into costume.

You can tell they've never been in front of a camera before by the way they mumble and sporadically overact.

El bait

That's because he is.

First we had descriptive casting
then colorblind casting
now we have affirmative action casting.

And it shows.

They need to relax on how fucking stupid Poe is.

Yeah, yeah it was funny and I was laughing the first two episodes but this shit is borderline infuriating now after 8 episodes of this shit

Pic related, only reason to watch tbqh

The infuriating stupidity of every character just drags on and fucking on.

WE GET IT

h-how old is she irl?

being a fucktard is part of the books illiterate garbage.

the nigger just can't pull it off without going full "lawdy"

I haven't read the books since I was a child

But I feel like it didn't come across this awfully in the books.

glad more people are fucking seeing how retarded the

>lel we dumb

shit is

>when she ties her hair back

will someone just say what the name of the show is god damn

...

oh god

Do the kids not know how to speak normally or something?

itt: autists who don't get what the books/show is about

'A Series of Unfortunate Events' I believe.

>that fucking schnoz

>episode 5

JOSEPHINE FUCKING SUCKS DUDE

NPH CONTINUES TO FUCKING SUCK

Yep. No childhood.

fuck you

I had a childhood with these books. I even got the audio books for long car rides. I specifically remember the time they all had to eat the wasabi to counteract something, the fungus? i dont remember exactly.

Anyway. I think this show is really fucking awful. Neil Patrick harris is a terrible pick for the role of olaf, the kids are the metaphorical personification of wal mart branded generic goods, the jokes are corny and poorly executed, and between the joe swanson narration and those retarded excuses for baby noises, i cant decide whats worse.

13

'Lemon Party Uncut'

You can probably find it on Piratebay

>audio fades into a man coughing
oh boy, gotta deal with poe for another twenty minutes

Warburton soliloquys are the highlight of the show.

He's a natural at spoken word poetry

good for him but the acting is bad and cant do them justice. Why not just read the book?

what did they mean by this?

They're a brother and sister who love each other? I don't know what else to tell you.

fair enough, but what did they mean by this?

I'm not sure what I'm looking at.

a little girl's fat little hairless arse concealed in some tight jeans

Okaaaaaaaay?

I don't care I like the show but NPH only knows how to play one role and that's the Barney style role. Fuck Jim Carrey did better.
>new game. We recast the show with people who would fit the role better.
Bonus points if you can find an affordable actor and even more bonus points if the actors stay the same race because to me the race isn't the problem, it's the acting itself

Honestly. I think most of the casting was solid.

except for yknow

the baudelaires
olaf
poe
monty
josephine

>I haven't read the books since I was a child

what a surprise, some teenager spills his edgy opinion on Sup Forums

interest level went from 1/10 to 3/10

Olaf is the only one here particularly poorly cast.

The baudelaires aren't great, but it would be hard to find child actors who fit the parts.

I wasn't a fan of the casting of the Father and Mother.

I really wanted this to shit all over Stranger Things and be simply amazing, unfortunately it was only ok

Main problem I had with it was the main two actors. Violet and Klaus were just mediocre and had no chemistry at all. Also this show looks really boring, ugly I mean. But not ugly in an intentional way that wyou would remember, but in a boring imcompetent way. Wasted opportunity for a unique story to be honest

Olaf and his team, mr Poe and the other characters were great.

There is room for improvement so I'm going to watch S2, but this one was meeeeh/10

Forgot to add: I liked this Olaf. He was more menacing and closer to book Olaf, who was despicable

Jim Carrey was also OK but he went way too comical

All of those were fine.

>He was more menacing and closer to book Olaf, who was despicable
but JC is undeniably more menacing than NPH.

you're delusional

everyone's line reading is fucking abysmal

Agreed.

The over-casting of blacks simply worsened the show. The story would've already been gutted-out had there not been obtrusive race-swapping. The white kids' effing aunt became a black...?

Olaf's henchmen are the best part of this series.

The Monty was actually pretty good

Olaf, Poe and Josephine were all god awful though

Kids are all shit actors so unless the show is animated there isn't really anything you can do for the orphans

>actually hating the show version of mr poe
is this a new meme? he's perfect

>is this a new meme
Not everyone who doesn't agree with you is meming user. His overreactions in the Reptile Room episode specifically were embarrassing and bizarre

I enjoyed this exchange.

>I specifically remember the...I don't remember
Specifically is a word here which means precisely, or not precise at all.

hi johnny