/hoc/

preseason ecstasy edition

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first for saskatchewan

>rags

IMAGINE being a habs FAN

SCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>I capp'd that yesterday

I'm honored

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fuck off national felon league refugees
/hoc/ is full

where's the FUCKING HOCKEY

Vegas makes the playoffs

xth for kenora ontario north americas premier boating destination

found him
Nathan Walker
nhl.com/player/nathan-walker-8477573

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what's the best hockey videya?

im pretty sure the ocean is the premier boating destination

>originally named rat portage
wew

OF ALL

TIME

best /hoc/ game is best

friendly reminder that impaired boating IS impaired driving

solid 4th liner desu

panthers chimping out

blitz

94

blades of steel for the nes ofc. in fact i played this game when i was so young that its probably the reason i got into hokkei

the pinnacle was reached in 1988?!

>Canes beating Washington

HOLYKEK

i just hope the shitposters don't get wind down under, would ruin /hoc/

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Why don't they get rid of those too good to go back to juniors but not quite ready for the nhl but too young for the ahl situations by lowering or getting rid of the ahl age limit?

honestly, Yeah
meh tier, but still /hoc/ game, 80's to boot

>haters thought we were memeing
/hoc/ btfo

The deal is with the CHL, not the AHL. Plenty of players play as teenagers in the AHL. Puljujarvi did it just last year

not impressive, crapitals will be a fringe first overall team this year

because the chl teams wouldnt want to lose their best players for nothing.

Jimmy Howard with the save of the year so far.

anything more recent that I can play on PC?

Ovi is over

there is like, on average, 2 or 3 superstar players in the chl each season

the best players are all 20 year olds that arent good enough for ahl teams

EHM

WHY WONT EA MAKE PC PORTS FOR NHL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

can you stand EA?

i stopped video gaming a while ago, I wouldn't know

the game is so bad

so then lowering the ahl age limit wouldnt help these players at all.

i know ;-; and there's like no help anywhere

old time hockey

>panthers in charge of knowing how many players are on the ice

Is this 2017??
oh good..
digitaltrends.com/computing/nhl-2004-rebuilt-fan-built-hockey-mod-pc/

the best solution would be to raise draft age to 19 and lower ahl age to 19

>tfw you will never be as autistically dedicated to something as Crosby is to hockey

>you will never be named sidney
feels good

>implying I'm not shitposting on /spee/

mission accomplished
all plateau from this point forward
>Yup

you also have to consider the off ice factors. chl players are literally coddled throughout their entire life. they live with billet families and have all their days planned and arranged for them. the ahl is an actual professional league and some of the players arent going to be mature enough to handle taking care of themselves.

>panthers
literally what is the point of this team

>Shea Weber - "We have two games left to get us back on track. I do not think we're ready to start the season, but we have two games left to do it"
>huh that's weird nashville should be okay
>remember he plays for the hasbs
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHHHHAHAHHHHHHH

Ahahahahahaha

>craps

>seattle hurricanes

>yfw This Year

Habs are winless nigger lol

>be good for 20 years
yeah those poor red wings fans

Mets, ya walnut

They're going to be good this year though.

looks too much like the milds alternative jersey

Quebec

>it will happen again in my life time

=D

you must be one of those /lifelong/ panther fans I hear about

You are wrong

Behold the ideal 32 team NHL

>expand to xeattle
>relocate hurricanes to houston

>divide league into reigons (west and east)
>divide regions into conferences (Pacific, Central, Atlantic, Metro)
>divide conferences into 2 divisions (marked by + or a square, total of 8)

>play 3 teams in your divisions 6 times (18 games)
>play 4 other teams in your conference 4 times (16 games)
>player 24 other teams in the league 2 times (48)
>total of 82 games

>playoffs are conference semi finals -> conference finals -> regional finals -> stanley cup finals
>top team in each division gets home ice
>3rd-6th in the conference get wild card spots
>3rd plays 6th, 4th plays 5th in a single game wild card elimination
>these 8 games are played as quadruple headers the first saturday and sunday of the playoffs for maximum shitposting

make them wear strip ped socks

make the stripes a part of the Uni, on the helmets, sticks, pants
it would catch on

lads my favorite thing in the world is getting drunk on a friday night, watching >my team win, and then watching a late game and getting even drunker. you have the sweet feeling of two points in the bag, get to watch some low pressure hockey afterwards, and don't have to worry about waking up late on saturday. it's the best

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the 32nd team will not be added anytime soon. it is simply a negotiating tool for gary to use. until a group is willing to build a brand new stadium and pay gary at least $500mill there will be 31 teams in the league.

I unironically am. I live 5 minutes away from the arena.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>expanding to houston when literally nobody cares about the stars as is

this desu

I thought can't swim?

What is the average distance each team must travel?

A L A S K A
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>ref puck favoring the leafs

Why am I not surprised.

The ref who called that a trip is fucking high

this, ironically

Depends on arena availability

i've literally never seen a stars fan

>stick in skates
>guy falls over
>somehow not a penalty

there are none

Why is this man so smug?

He's wearing his favorite buttplug

its his last season with the laffs

swedish god laying more pipe then a plumber on the dumb birds in toronto :)

becvause he's fucking gay and his whole team is full of men

>mfw season almost starting

>tfw not a 21 y/o millionaire hockey player with 10/10 aesthetics

>when you get paid 6m a year for 20 points

fuck hockey, gay sport imho

this desu. I have far too many gay thoughts watching hockey.


Wait

>think about buying a jersey
>check price online
>costs half of my monthly rent
>turn 360 and walk away

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Is there any way to off myself in a way that it will look accidental or just bad luck? Something like a brain aneurysm or a drunk semi blasting into me.
Probably not the best time to ask since all the finns are asleep.

>renting

Shouldn't you be watching apekneel?

if you're going to off yourself then why does it matter if its accidental?

I can guarantee every mild game at the Xcel has at least one Northstars sweater. Come visit, winniniggers sure do.

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
>HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY

Insurance fraud

more than one for sure

>DEY TUK ER TEAM