Why does Sup Forums seem to have the highest concentration of shitposters?

Why does Sup Forums seem to have the highest concentration of shitposters?

THEY EXPECT BOTH OF US TO HAVE OATS BROTHER

>Bane and CIA
>Not Bane and Brother

you had ONE job.

here OP have some more shitpost material

/vp/ has a literal shitposter. Some Aussie makes threads to announce his poops and takes a pic afterward

The shitposting should be lower tonight, about thirty of them just got mowed down by a car in Australia.

In other news when are we going to ban assault vehicles?

After a while one reaches such an unending state of perfect appreciation of kinema that to be amused you have to turn to an even higher art form, possible the only thing more pleasant than watching superb kino: shitposting.

if i made it with brother i would have a lot less material to work with than cia's face

Any OC Baneposts lately?

because television and film is largely shit but there it sits at the center of a lot of our attention still (or, at least populates our online time with images and objects for attention and discussion), so a kind of absurdist, shit-post-y humor developed here around it.

that's why I've liked Sup Forums, it's a quick, immediate stream of absurdist reaction to all that nonsense. not even parody, but just this anticomedic embrace of the shit and taking its most improbable quirks and meming the fuck out of them

We need an Oatsposting with Chloe as one of the piggys

I feel like there are two guys ruining Sup Forums
1. cunnyposter (obvious)
2. same guy posting "what the hell was her problem" and "who will play her in the inevitable biopic" and "apologize" and "who was in the wrong here" over and over because he jacks off to getting responses.

Baneposting and Good Friend psoting are essential Sup Forums. No problem with them at all.

please continue oatsposting brother

Ah you think the trough is your ally? You merely adopted the trough. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the oats until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but fattening!

Youre half right. The other half is people who skin animals alive and jack off to little girls and think going to theaters alone is panic inducing

yeah but it was pretty fun doing no singles policy and hygene check threads for a while. they've caught on but you could trick em for a year or so after aurora

those are the same poster, actually (the first two listed, not baneposting or Good Friend)

and those issues aren't really Sup Forums, it's some creepy outsider trying to force his own ugly, unfunny obsessions and failing.

anyone have more oats images i can have to build a folder?

Television and film is appealing to a large range of people.

Can you please get a fucking life instead?

why?

Why would you say something mean like that user? You shouldn't bully people on the internet.

Nice digits tho

If I take off with your oats, would it hurt?

>fast board (of course not as fast as Sup Forums and Sup Forums)
>posters are easily triggered, bait threads that are posted on Sup Forums that don't have any replies gets 200+ in here easy
>no flags no thread ids, can easily samefag to prolong / bump the discussion
>mods are not as strict compared to Sup Forums
>can semi discuss politics since its Sup Forums related

Brother, let me tell you something. Many a day I have lumbered here by this fence and looked at this world. These fences which border this small plot of mud seem to be the edges of the Earth. But I have gazed many beyond the fence. I have watched the hills of green and the tall, slim, terrifying figures who lurk and haunt the strange barn on the far side of the hill, who appear as spectres as the sun rises at the break of day and refill the Oats, and float away without a word. Often I wonder why we are not like them, why we cannot give ourselves the oats, why we are limited and chained down by the girth of our bodies and the uselessness of our hooves. And indeed for many years this sad truth, that forever we would be trapped in this shallow frame , alone, and without purpose or direction, banished forever to wallow in our own filth, this depressed me. But yesterday I realized something. Who are we to be ungrateful for existence in the first place? Who are we to say that this life is not good enough? Instead of oblivion we have the warmth of the sun and the coolness of soil. We have fair conversations and a good night's sleep. Who am I to say that these simple comforts are no better than death? Should we not smile like the sun and bask in our happiness as the sunlight warms the soil without question or thank. So brother, let us share oats and smile and frolick as much as our girth might let us. Let us see this pen not as a prison or a hell but as a palace in which we might enjoy the best our existence has to offer. Give me some oats brother, and let us dine together. I love you.... my own flesh and blood, my brother.

OINKING, I SAID OINKING!

well, what did the brother say?

honestly it's all the Sup Forumstards posting about jews and niggers and announcing their presence in every thread. they're like vegans they have to tell everyone how "redpilled" they are every post they make.

Brother! Please, I beg of you! See me with your eyes. Do you not see the face of your beloved brother who has always been by your side Listen to my words, my plea! Don't you remember the days we spent frolicking in the mud and eating our oats together as companions Don't you remember when he huddled for warmth in the cold, harsh winters Don't you remember when I shared my oats with you Don't you remember when I comforted you Don't you remember the love I showered you with every day, every week, every month and every year of our shared lives How could you forget me brother Have you really doomed me to this meaningless existence, so vapid and empty Is there truly no remorse left in you I ask you, please, remember just one thing at least. It could be anything, it could be the most meaningless moment of your life, but so long as it is a memory of the time when we were once brothers I would feel a great relief. Could you do that at least I do not require oats anymore, you may have all the oats you want for the rest of your life and I will happily starve to death in my dark corner, so long as you remember anything. Please brother, how many times must I ask you with no result Do you wish me to waste my life away Did you never love me at all brother Did you despise me so much that you wished to imprison me to this hellish, inescapable reality Grant me mercy brother, and tell me. Why have you done this Was it really just the oats Or was it something deeper, more vile and more cruel, something worse than gluttony and greed What was it, brother, that tore you away from me

sounds like confirmation bias