Friday night's

friday night's

Friday nights in your dorm room while all your friends and acquaintances from high school go out and post it on Snapchat

alone

Really makes me think

>Friday nights in your dorm room
get used to it
t. third year

drug's

What school?

playing hentai game's

:p

watching comfy boreball

>snapchat

cancer

>tfw referee soccer on saturdays because im a friendless autist shut in in my mid 20s otherwise
>tomorrow i dont have a ride to my games (cant drive either, but gonna take test in a few weeks)
>gonna have to do a combo of bike + subway to games
>gonna bike a total of like 15 miles then probably run an additional 12-15 miles
>wont even get home until around 8 PM

sports related cause soccer

is this the thread?

Which one?

WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

just picked up a uinta stout, never heard of it but the art on it is comfy

I could really go for a Butterfinger right about now

vodka sodas :/

got bored of making waifus on artificial academy 2
currently looking for some gud games on the hentai games general pastebin

rosé wine
because I'm a sophisticated European and it was 2 for the price of 1

Does anyone else ever feel just like crying on Friday nights? It's like this is when the adventure of life should be at its peak, yet here I am on Sup Forums getting buzzed by myself and shitposting yet again. It just hurts to think about, so I try not to. These threads don't help.

By Saturday I've accepted that this weekend is just another pathetic chapter in my life, and it mostly stops hurting. Mostly.

>Not havng Snapchat to add pornstars and getting new spank bank material daily
Baka

cheer up leaf bro. It's going to be ok

>Friday night Pac-12 after dark

just accept that nothing is going to be ok and live with it

How old are you?

I’m 26, balding, have braces (with rubber bands) and live with my parents, but I’m going out tonight and I’ll have a good time. What’s stopping you, user?

>when you realized that the happiest times of your life were when you were shitposting with your Sup Forums buddy's

Good post!

DISGUSTING

Me on the right

This. Nothing gets me more excited than coming on spee after Pep gets exposed, TSU scores, or Messi loses with Argentina.

If I'm getting a cold should I drink alcohol to kill whatever virus I have or will it make it worse?

Drink a shot of raw apple cider vinegar

drink it'll settle your stomach just dont drink more than half a bottle of whisky

alcohol will weaken your immune system dumbass

is it really?

I think I have some.
good advice. I'll just have a couple drinks. don't need to be sick from a cold and from a hangover too.
it already snuck through my defenses. I'm thinking of just drinking just to lessen the shitty feeling anyways.

No, but that pretty much sums it up

I'm not one to shit on craft beer, but uinta fucking blows

i'm here because i want

cringin @ ya simp

>an firday with an animes

I love all of you guys
you’re like my second family

>When your normie roommate and his thot friends say "Cmon dude dont spend another Friday night in here alone. Lets go party!"

>N-no, I have to study....

are his thot friends hot latina and black girls

time to go to the local high school football game and take pictures of the cheerleaders

Thicc Latinas and horny white chicks. Now that I think of it dont think Ive seen any black people on the campus actually

w-why won’t you go with them

I'm too far gone. Im afraid of spilling spaghetti and becoming an outcast. I have gone to the movies with them a couple of times though. Not many chances to fuck up there

don't remind me. tonight was homecoming at my former high school and while i was sitting outside smoking a joint by myself i could hear the fireworks reminding me that 13-18 year old kids are having more fun on a friday night than me

>remember back to my senior year of college
>typical aspie no friends etc
>roommate year younger than me would always invite me out
>decided to actually go a lot during the year with him
>i was the only white guy, him and basically all his friends were indian (americanized indians not fob indians)
>awkward as fuck parties where i would sit in a corner while all the indians danced bollywood music

But the thots want you there it sounds like

Jokeson you guys. I don't have a roomate

>tfw roommate asks me out
>I say no I want to stay in
>why user it's Friday night
>I-I don't feel good
>what are you going to masturbate
>h-haha no
>good because that's for losers haha
>so many hot girls out there tonight
>alright whatever you want dude
>tfw my roommate is my mom

enough with the negativity bois, your true friends are right here, posting with you

>tfw freshman year had a suite with 4 roommates (2 guys in 2 rooms)
>floor RA had a room connected to our suite
>my roommate never showed up so i had the room to myself
>got to be a shut in loser in peace, never having to burden someone with my presence

not your mom but he is just worried that you are that much of a loser
he knows you masturbate frequently

I think they just want me there so they dont look lonely.

>TFW I'm currently living in a hammock in a national forest and I haven't showered in days
>TFW most of my free time is spent phoneposting and applying for work from my computer at a 24hr Starbucks

>tfw Chad roommate catches you masturbating

At least this time it was lesbian porn I was watching and not some degenerate shit I usually fap to

based chadlad

>hasn't moved out of dorms by third year
holy shit I couldn't imagine being 21 and stuck in a tiny ass dorm room on friday night

said the loser living in a 1st world locked in the basement on a friday night lamo

The best part of having the room to myself is the 4 AM walk down the hallway to the bathroom to throw out my paper towels. But my loser's paradise is coming to an end soon because one of my "friends" from high school is moving in soon and he brings his gf over occasionally for lewd things

I won't have to imagine because that'll be real life next semester

Dear big strong americans.

Our AFL grand final is about to start, please watch it with us.

>tfw used to be a normie, went to the gym, had a lot of friends and would party with them, and had an 8/10 gf who thought the world of me
>tfw started taking a bunch of pills, drinking a lot, doing a lot of hallucinogens
>tfw brain got crazy and stopped hanging out with my friends because they didn't wanna do drugs all the time
>gf left me after she found out I fucked some pillhead whore with gonorrhea
>i gained 60 pounds, reverted into the average /r9k/
>my life now consists of smoking weed, working, and playing WoW
>meanwhile my friends now have careers and happy relationships

I want to die bros, never become addicted to xanax and percocets.

Living the dream I see you're like a modern day samsquantch

No, last time I posted in /afl/ y'all told me to fuck off

once a normie always a normie

>TFW I'm currently living in a hammock in a national forest and I haven't showered in days
sounds kino desu

Yeah you guys were rude to me in the rugby thread. You said hey everyone let's bully this yank til he leaves

I'll watch it. I'm probably one of the few people in the US who actually has the channel that will broadcast the grand final.

we're sorry, most of us don't mind you guys posting

thanks m8

Stream?

I forgive you bro I'll watch afl even though I don't know who the good guys are

If it's just a cold you shouldn't do anything, let your body fight it by itself. Taking medicine for every little thing makes your body rely on it and weakens your immune system.

>friday night's
>just sent (girl) friend's sister an invite to chill tomorrow night

life is good lads

Meh i got used to it. I don’t really enjoy anything anymore though , except watching footy. Maybe im depressed. Doubt it, im just a sad fuck.

>walking around campus
>see a nice, sweet-looking qt just smiling at the world
>feel happy for a second
>she notices me and frowns
why are we still here? just to suffer?

>meanwhile my friends now have careers and happy relationships
you should stop using facebook. That thing is the cancer of the 21 century

We're here to balance the good with our bad.

based

>spend all summer in podunk hometown
>move back to college city
>get to see a lot of sexy girl's
>also get to remember they aren't interested in me

maybe if you weren't born ugly she would have kept her smile

stay in your room

>walking on the street
>4/10 girls looks at me
>she smiles
>i avert my gaze

day ruined
why do ugly girls exist

>tfw owned a house last year of college

Why didn't you work full-time and go to school user?

>my gf dumped me last friday
>today she's uploaded snapchats of her partying with a bunch of people at her place
>meanwhile I'm still feeling miserable and alone

How is your friday going Sup Forums?

Speak English monkey

I felt great all the time until my parents divorced
Or maybe it was when I got the meningococcal vaccine, which was required when I got to uni
Not sure

>Not shitposting on Sup Forums with your cellphone while you and the lads hang out to get drunk and get some slag pussy

I can't be the only one, right?

Going on 20 days now without a drink. Should I go for 1 month, 6 months or just go get hammered tomorrow night bros?

>he hasn't forced himself to never get attached to any women emotionally so that this doesn't happen

>tfw 29 and no gf ever
>sort of got my life together because I have an apartment, a college degree, a good job, and a car but not many friends and no gf

> drinking ever
You have to be 18+ to post

>Was doing pretty well not drinking
>Went on a serious bender
>Combo of alcohol and new prescription medication caused serious problems
>So much inflammation in my joints I didn't get out of bed for two days except to go to the pharmacy and doctor

On the plus side the temptation to drink since then has been zero despite being at events with open bars and having plenty of liquor in my house

If you get a gf, get a financially responsible gf.

If she doesn't know how a credit card works, run for the hills.

>not knowing that girls are never upset about breakups and basically move on after a few days no matter how long they are together
>still having an ex girlfriend on any form of social media

wew lad. women are horrible

Hey lads