Come home from work to your qt gf

>come home from work to your qt gf
>she tells you she got the job
>she's going to be the hottest new movie star ar a well paid LA studio
>its the opportunity of a life time

what do?

wake up

Murder suicide

lol see ya

>implying i'd date anyone who would even consider this in the first place

It would be nice to have a gf at all. At this point I don't remember how to even talk to a delivery person. If there's a light at the end of the tunnel the tunnel is probably so long and black that I can not see the light from here.

And just like that, the problem goes away.

>Implying I can even get a gf

>nightly blacked thread

thanks doc

Paint yourself black and sneak into her studio to see whats happening

>user i had the best shoot today! it totally drained me!

Are you really so petty to become jealous of someone else's success, user?

Jokes on you, a black man has his hand on my face.

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I'm sorry user, and I know this doesn't mean anything to you but i hope things get better.

Are you being serious right now?

This. Simply say no thanks and leave her.

>that donger shadow

pure kino

Kino

>"my costar was really new, she kept looking at the camera the whole time!"

Nigga didn't even hear what the movie was, but he was secretly hoping she would fail to make himself feel better, and when she didn't he got upset.

>tfw this is the only porn star i know because you fags keep spamming her

NEET 2.0 begins.

Divorce her after a season

Why does BLACKED have such a small amount of anal scenes?

why is she making that face? is she retarded?

Grab a brush and put on a little make-up

>is she retarded?

Well she does fuck niggers

I buy her the bull she always wanted. I only want the best for my girl

Because their anal scenes are on TUSHY.

how do they afford such high quality cameras????

>Honey, you do realise it's all make believe, right?

Please stop I cant take the blacked threads anymore, they make me suicidal.

They're working alongside ISIS.

Probably rented, few hundred a day

Someone tweet this at Trump. Get these shit threads off the board.

DarkX for all your anal needs.

courtesy of george soros and mister goldbergsilvershekelstein

you can rent arri alexa and red cameras

they just make me sad. why wasn't i born as a black guy with a huge cock? i wish i was fucking 10/10 white girls ;_;

IMMERSION LOST

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Anyone have the template?

>tfw still no green oval

>3 blacked threads up
>the only thread to get deleted is the one with the white dick
really making me cogitate