Colossal is a 2016 internationally co-produced science fiction action-thriller film directed and written by Nacho...

>Colossal is a 2016 internationally co-produced science fiction action-thriller film directed and written by Nacho Vigalondo. The film stars Anne Hathaway, Dan Stevens, Jason Sudeikis, Austin Stowell, and Tim Blake Nelson.

trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=xgN-5lZiohQ

thoughts?

>nacho

teehee

looks like MEW if she aged like milk

Unless Anne Hathaway is literally colossal in this, I'll pass

she is, kinda

>nacho

hehehehehehe

>Nacho Vi-

I'm on to you...

The concept seems really dry and poor. Not only was the trailer boring but I'm pretty sure it'll play out like a capeshit movie
>Anne has powers but doesn't know it so weird things happen
>Discovers she has powers
>Masters her powers
>Does some cool shit with it
>Struggle appears
>Loses
>Comes back and win
The end

kek

Seriously I'm gay but MEW is the only girl I like, ever since I was 11 and saw her in Final Destination 3. Wtf is wrong with me, is it just no grill can live up to her and so I just refused every other female in my head?

You haven't seen anything by the director, have you?
I expect nothing less than a batshit insane movie about addiction, because that's clearly the metaphor he's going for this time.

>nacho
jajajajajaja

>you accidentally killed thousands of people
How is this a comedy?

It's a dark comedy bro, never seen stuff like Death Becomes Her?

Colossal what? Colossal what?! Is this a sexual assault?

AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED

I wonder if you lifted her up if the creature would fly.

Does she feel what it does? What happens when the military starts dumping willy pete on it?

>oh wait but there's another monster!
>it's being operated by a girl who stole her ex boyfriend!
Calling it now

I actually enjoy dark comedies. But this movie doesn't seem to have the tone of a dark comedy, it has the tone of an American Comedy Film #44718.

I think it's the music that makes it seem this way.

>>it's being operated by a girl who stole her ex boyfriend!
>they then realize they're lesbians
>start making out
>entire world baffled

>they realise they have a bigger enemy
>they go to US and fight Trump
It is 2017 after all

I would go to see it if Anne Hathaway was a giantess instead of controlling a monster

You're a good person.