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lads

gents

southampton is a shith-

want to start a new series
should i watch GLOW or White Gold

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dont know why this keeps getting posted

Tim looking nice and moist today

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on my lunch break

only 6 and a half more hours til i can go home

i'm more of a jurassic coast man

What do Yanks call us limey? What does it mean?

No one remembers when Mao Zedong had his people with almost total illiterateness, constant famines, life expectancy with less than 30 and practically with China as feudalist nation?

Oh, wait, thats the Chinese Empire, Mao is the one who fixed that...

Power

t. Smithy the archbishop of banterbury

something to do with seamen and scurvy

drunk on half a bottle of voddy
feel so depresssed with my life right now even though I have a job, friend and get laid fairly often
I wish my ex would message me, I miss her so much

how does Tim actually get so greasy?

i am white

don't know. really poor quality insult

He literally covers his face in bio-oil everyday

Sailors used to put lime juice in their grog to ward off scurvy
You should take it as an homage to your seafaring heritage rather than an insult

its bio-oil

ex is an alcoholic mess so I haven't messaged him for a while

EVERY DAY ENDS WITH A TUMS FESTIVAL

Why didn't they accept Tim on the Xfactor?

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Fixed it by killing them all?

really fires up the neurons

yeah but 'prick' usually follows after the word 'limey'

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imagine sticking to a dead party so doggedly. (most of the SDP created the lib-dems in a merger with the liberals)
fun fact: there's also a continuing liberal party.

The Alt right will win

communism isn't responsible for the famine, have you ever tried feeding over a billion people?

why is the universe purple

It's just banter man

I'm not really a mess though besides the alcoholism
I have a fully functioning life

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God

new mexie
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>England

rt.com/news/400467-barcelona-muslims-rally-terrorism/
Uhhhh rorkes have anything to say about this? Another instance where Muslims have taken a stand. But of course you'd ignore it

record yourself saying banter on vocaroo please

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need to determine if /brit/ is a normie general or not so:
how many different people have you had sex with?

>complaining about the police doing their job

Ah yes.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4812694/Stormzy-slams-Met-police-Notting-Hill-carnival-raids.html

doing an ignore

Nazism isn't responsible for the holocaust, have you ever tried transporting 6 million people in the middle of a war?

bAAntr

I have never seen a vagina

literally the least they can do. would be nice if they stopped them before they carried out hundreds of murders though.

rorke stop it, you're embarrassing yourself again

the willy has been in 1 (one) fanny

good Muslims are in the minority

colonialism was a net benefit

haven't kissed someone since i was 19

>Improvised placards reading "We are also victims," "Terrorism has no religion," "We are all Barcelona, not terrorism," were held by the crowd.
I know damage control when I see it.

>Some pointed out at that the heroin bust took place in Catford, south east London, while the carnival takes place on the other side of the city.
absolutely hooting at this

Two vaginas for me

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2

No idea, lost count.

how did racism become some kind of mortal sin?

can think of many things that are a lot worse than being a racist

2 people (6 times total)

need a new tv series to watch

Why are niggers so fucking dumb?

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Do you mind? I'm eating.

well of course you would, you're a citizen of drumpf's amerikkka

so the police should...do nothing? how does that work stomzy you stupid cunt

don't think people often take the time to appreciate how fucking absurdly massive the universe is

see

They should go and catch other criminals. Not chase after numbers = "look at all the drugs that are going about! We need more money to tackle this"

a bottle of Bio Oil a day keeps the incessant banging away

orange hitler is NOT my president

shan't spend a fraction of a microsecond attempting to comprehend this drivel

yes he is lol

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i have no idea how old you are now so it doesn't mean much to me
big man in the building
3 a piece?

No thanks I hate my voice

>They should go and catch other criminals
Why?

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absolutely screaming

rate my arse x

NHS said Tim isn't worldly enough to survive in America

21
kissed someone at my debs and haven't so much as texted a woman since then haha

it's wrong to judge people for things they can't control

it's okay to bully fat people for being fat
it's not okay to bully sambos for being black

probably because earth is the only important place

>3 a piece?
nah, 4 & 2

Who on this grey Island doesn't do drugs?

>haha nigger xDDDD

are you 10?

6 people, i am 20

you couldn't even begin to fathom the size of a single one of these specks found within the constellation of Virgo alone
or how far away it is

you mean america

I dont need to get high I get high off life

hello nigger

new aiu lads

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>tim still doesn't use his guitar strap properly

really irks me

That's not answering the question

did the man punch the other man?

(practising my gimmick for Saturday)

>my debs
what it this
debutant's ball or summat?

so how long before Timothy James Byrne loses it in his rented flat in High Wickham

ye
basically prom

>paddy
>acting racially superior to anyone