British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""chef""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""chef""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""chefs""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>American """”"""""""""""""""""""""chef""""""""""""""""""""""

British """""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""

i'm not doing that annoying shit but the issue is 'tv chefs'

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nearly vomited at the raw chicken
this webm is just cruel

>British """""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""

Even though the food looks disgusting, it's so satisfying to watch meat get wolverine'd.

HEAD

NICE AND HOT

I had a dream last night that Gordon Ramsay was in my house and he criticized something I was cooking and I said I'd cook his bong ass under the table. He got all mad and started talking about his Michelin Stars and I asked him how many he had now and how many of his restaurants recently closed and he started to slowly cry and I kept yelling "YOUR TIME IS OVER, YOU'RE THE OLD GUARD, YOU'RE FUCKING FINISHED, IT'S MY TIME NOW!" etc. until he was laying under my countertop sobbing while I threw eggs at him. I don't even know how to cook.

>Not posting the toast sandwich, the Jaden Smith of sandwiches

This actually wouldn't be bad. It'd be much better with some meat of course.

its not even cooked

why the fuck does this jackass eat everything raw

It's his speciality.

absolutely disgusting

what the fuck that could kill someone

He's nothing compared to Kay.
youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk

That meat is fine mate.

It's just fucking cranberry sauce.

I know this is a shitpost thread, but that is an American cake.

That's Australian. It was also a competition to make the cheapest sandwich, hosted by a bread company.

But facts are hard for Sup Forums unless they go along with their narrative.

Nope, German recipe. You're both wrong and dead to me.

>Sup Forums

What the fuck are you even on about? I would kind of understand if you said Sup Forums.

>he doesn't know about the toast sandwich
wanker

>American not German

>Australian not British

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

How does it feel to be double fucking retarded you yellowtooth mongoloid?

>Sup Forums

Triple retarded. Idiot.

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lol fuck off jack

It's wine.

The funny thing being that's American.

>cheese & onion sandwich
>anything but edible kino

Fuck off m8

This is /ck/ shitposting, you triggered paki.

im french and what the fuck is this thread

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nothing dont worry about it

He's Scottish though

Like it matters.

Snails are fucking great. Burgundy snail is my favorite.

>Eats lobster
>Eats clams and other bivalves
>Eats crabs
>Thinks snails are gross

seafood disgusts me
this, on the other hand, is accurate

Scotland is in Britain you fuckhead.

retards

Scots are not Britons you fuckhead.

but they are look at a fuckin map you dick twat fuck

>crab
More effort than they're worth.
Snail are great though, dip 'em in a bit of garlic butter.

t. pajeet

One on the right is annoying but Si is alright.

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They are grouped together but Scots usually don't consider themselves full British. It's more of a "they beat us and roped us in a long time ago but we'd be independent if we could" kind of thing. Same with the Irish.

It's the US equivalent of the South during reconstruction.

No you fucking retard.

British and Scots are difference ethnicities.

retard

Chef
Nice and british

oh my- ITS STILL FUCKING FROZEN YOU TWAT

Where is the contradiction?

British isn't an ethnicity you tossers. Niggers can be fucking "British"

Fuck off

K I N O

She knows she's shit though, Jack is actually delusional and thinks he can actually cook and instruct others in how to do so.

lmao.

British "cuisine"

I genuinely have no idea if Kay's taking the piss or not.

>we'd be independent if we could
>voted not to be independent
kek fuck off seamus scots are britons

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aren't there more muslims in USA than UK? i thought obama was a Muslim well?

t. estonia where we have an obsession with USA for some reason

samosas are peng. youre a useless cunt if you dont like them

more by number but they make up less than 1% of the population
they're like 5% and growing rapidly in the UK

that growth is going to slow down

>peng

i hope for your sake it does

>English """"""""""""""food""""""""""""""

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

Go back

I'm just going to leave this here...

They made deep fried rum&raisin and coconut ice cream the other day. FUCK

Scotland is part of the British Isles and so we're British, if you ask some bozo off the street they will probably deny it though and then start rambling about the english

t. scotcuck

>french company
>france has more stars than anywhere else

hmmm, really makes you think

michelin has always been criticized for having a bias towards french food

No one here is dining at one of his places. We want to see him call people donkeys.

Fucking kek, you would expect the US to be up there just by sheer force of numbers (like the olympics) but they can't even do that,

all of those are disgusting

This is what a real British chef looks like

Yeah, because you were faking and not just a retarded fucking triggered bongoloid right? Eat shit nigger, you live in Trump's world now.

Fuck me forgot pic

M O M
O O O
M O M

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa om nom nom nom nom *suckle suckle* on nom nom nom nom *Maggie Simpson noise* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>tfw watching Hairy Bikers, followed by Tom Kerridge

>*Maggie Simpson noise*

Ok that's a new one

25 euros for a cook book

>European company rating european countries

Wow, tell me how many Superbowls did Europe win?

Nice straw man argument

CUTE

american footbal is the worst sport in the world

I have no interest in sports, but American football and hockey are the only ones remotely watchable. The others are just people running back and forth or dudes scratching their balls for 4 hours.

>The others are just people running back and forth or dudes scratching their balls for 4 hours.

You literally just described american football

>You literally just described american football
Except for that part with the 300lb men giving each other brain damage. At least that's something to watch.

american football is literally unwatchable

I agree, but I would still pick it over soccer.

no

Things I learned from Hell's Kitchen.

Never volunteer yourself. Everyone just turns against you in the elimination.

Always scream like a retard whenever you're mad or Gordon will say you don't have "passion" and kick you out.

Don't OVERDRESS THE FOOKIN SALAD

Risotto and scallops are the hardest things in the world to cook

why do the english want to be independent from europe but keep the scottish and irish as equals? It's so contradictory

england doesn't want scotland, scotland voted and wanted to stay with england. northern ireland didn't get a vote but they are similar to the scottish. if you're talking about normal irish i don't know what you mean.

>england doesn't want scotland
get out of your ukip bubble, I remember the Scottish independence vote and it was nothing but the English media and politicians fearmongering on how bad the independence would be for Scotland and how much better off everyone would be if they all stuck together.

>Risotto
it's not hard. what the fuck is so hard about stirring