How did this incomprehensible down syndrome retard manage to put something together as passionate and intricate as...

How did this incomprehensible down syndrome retard manage to put something together as passionate and intricate as Rocky?

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It was a miracle from God.

>incomprehensible down syndrome retard
He just looks and sounds retarded because of his face paralysis

Ripped off On the Waterfront

he also wrote and directed the sequel to saturday night fever

Because you're a tool and Stallone is not a meathead.

Stallone has a tested 160 IQ, literally genius tier. Now who's the retard?

Outside of the main character being a boxer (ex-boxer in OtW) who now has dealings with the mob, they're completely different.

>making fun of a man who had Polio
>calling a man who has achieved more than you can ever hope a down syndrome retard
So what does that make you, OP?

lol
literally the only thing they have in common is the lead is a boxer

Stallone once walked onto the set of Masters of the Universe, took one look at Dolph Lungdren, turned to the director and said "you gave that guy lines?"

Lungdren is also very smart.

That retard has pounded more pussy than your boyfriend.

Stallone has been in so many good films, it's kinda incredible. Shame everyone thinks he's a retard because of the way he talks.

If I remember right, part of the reason why Stallone was nominated for Best Actor in Rocky was because the Academy thought he was just acting with that voice. They were shocked to find out that he really talked like that.

> passionate and intricate

The movies are literally about boxing/fighting/macho and love. That's about as un-intricate as it gets.

Sure, they are passionate, but the story is below basic.

>half face paralyzed
>better acting career than most

Would have been hilarious if they gave it to him over De Niro's Travis Bickle not knowing that

>doctor fucks up your delivery
>permanently damages your jaw with forceps
>doesn't matter how smart you grow up to be, people will always think you're a slackjawed retard
>still excel anyways

This is why Stallone > Arnold

Stallone's partial facial paralysis is due to Polio.

he is a retard compared to me

>hey you know what I mean?
>you know
>yeah
>do you want to hear a joke
>i will tell you a joke

He's one of those secret geniuses

Woman detected

I don't think it's really much of a competition. Arnold excels at looking like a bad ass, but when he actually has to act he kinda drops the ball. Plus, unless I'm wrong, I don't think he's written or directed anything.

He's not retarded, you edgy little fucking kid.

Rocky is an incredibly sincere movie, and it definitely shows.

I'm sure your very intelligent

/r/iamverysmart

Ripped off Somebody Up There likes me

sly knows movies. his flick IQ is off the scale.

...

>tfw it was allegedly Sly who started the rumors about Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up his ass

based

Said the fat guy sitting in his shitty flat posting "cunny" pics and shit like that.

Just because the guy has problems with his face muscles and slurrs his words doesnt mean hes dumb.

>intricate
?

It was a pretty straightforward story.

>160 IQ
Then why did he come in my Dolce & Gabbana store demanding a leather jacket that his arms would fit in?
Most people are not built like him, and this store ain't Target.
He's a rich moron.

Everyone also thinks Arnold is just a dumb meathead, user. Most people don't know he made his first million at 22.

YOU BETRAYED THE LAW

>rich = smart
>just look at the president

Rambo: First Blood was better and he was a better actor in that than Rocky.

He earned most of that money through real estate and business deals, not acting.

he's a great writer and not too bad of an actor
still one of my favourite speeches
youtube.com/watch?v=mk82j1jQw_8

>became a millionaire through business deals at 22
>made bodybuilding mainstream
>sold himself as the biggest Hollywood star despite not being a good actor
>became governor if California

I'm sure you're smarter, though.

He financially astute, and a go getter.
I'd love to see him on Alone.

3 > 6 > 4 > 1 > 2 > 5

this is objective btw

nah
genuinely great tier
>1
>6
good tier
>7
>4
fun tier
>2
>3
shit tier
>5

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>philly is such a shithole that they gave this fictional character a real statue

>He talks funny, therefore he can't be smart, creative or articulate.

Brilliant logic OP.