Lindsey Vonn wants to compete with men

I don't know much about skiing. Could she do well ?

i've seen a video of her masturbating in a bathtub.

Link

She will fall and break her leg again

she could compete with my dick if you catch my drift

Karsten Braasch

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Id compete with her in the sex olympics if you understand what I am saying

Extreme downhill is essentially controlled freefall off the side of a mountain. Terminal velocity is relative regardless of height or weight so, theoretically, she could compete at a very high level with men; However, races are won and lost on fractions of a second and those moments are usually gained in the turn with requires considerable strength. Vonn has legs like a thoroughbred but the question becomes is she as strong as her male competitors.

I actually think that she could hold her own in the more technical disciplines like slalom, but downhill is all about power and endurance. There is a reason why women's downhill courses are typically shorter than their male counterparts.

Yes since women are just as capable of doing anything as men are

i'd 'spaff on her face' if you know what I mean

She would finish last. Her only chance of not finishing last would be if some African qualifies.

What did he mean by this

I literally don't know what you mean

she got pounded by tiger's bbc

No.

According to urbandictionary.com spaff means "to wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day."

sanka, ya dead?

She's the very definition of a roastie.

We dont want your virgin opinion
We want a link

no reason why she cannot

i'd want her to go downhill on my dick, if you see what i mean

No chance. I wish more women would get cocky like this and get btfo'd, then this women's sport meme can fucking die forever.

Probably not, I'm sure there's a reason women don't compete in this event.

of course not. women are such fucking idiots.

I think she could end up with a huge pile of marketing dollars, and lets be real. That's the best sport of them all.

haha i bet she screamed as she got stretched out haha
haha i wonder how huge a load he dropped inside her haha

you alright dude?

>Tiger woods is black

In world cup competions when men and women do the same downhill there's about 5-7 seconds difference over the 2 minutes race (which places the best female waaaaaaaay below the 30th rank)

The longest and toughest races arent skiied by women because it's too physically exhausting for them

have you seen the pic? he's tiny

I wouldn't be surprised if she got bronze.

Last digit is the size of my wang lads

It looks small until you realise it's pointing right at you like a big black meat pistol

He looks like Ray Lewis when he's playing, swole and dark. Saw him play at a PGA tour in Atlanta and they were screaming out Ray Lewis

His dick is probably swole too

kek

Yikes

Rolling for my benis size

>tfw 1 ft
Pretty decent :^)

He has a nice dick.

rolling for accuracy

i bet she wants race against men in the easiest track possible like lake louise where you can't make a difference.
i wanna see her racing in kitzbuhel or wengen.

She has a great chance of dying. She did date Tiger Woods, though, so she must be pretty fearless.

Adelboden would literally kill her

>British humour

haha BLACKED haha
haha How can white bois even compete? haha

in terms of the womens alpine field, shes probably the most dominant skier of all time without any doubt. But would probably place either top 15-20 against the mens world cup field. Those dudes are crazy good athletes.

I see no reason why she shouldn't. It's not like it's a team sport or a physical (hitting) sport. If she wants to compete with the men there should be no reason why she couldn't.

Also, her leg strength is probably comparable than most of the men.

If you get into competitive weightlifting and proper strength training, you learn that women are just as strong as men, and can gain leg strength just as quick as men *up until a certain point*.

It's somewhere around 220-300lbs on the squat before the gains don't come as quickly for women. But I've put plenty of women on SS, who were dedicated about lifting, and they get to over 200lbs on the squat no problem for 3x5.

Vonn is a world class athlete. I'm sure she has legs stronger than plenty of the skinny af male skiers.

I giggled.

You never stated the units.

Yuck dude, what a horrendous way to make cents.

Kek. She would not be impressed

But can she compete with >vaughn

>tfw vancouver is irrelevant and luongo got traded and became a cool guy so you never get to post this anymore

I don't know anything about skiing but I would imagine you have to throw your body to one side and the other to turn so men should be slightly better at this because they're stronger.

Easy enough to prove if she can compete though. All the data on her times and male times is already out there.

Im just waiting for the day one of them tries it in MMA.

Floyd Mayweather already destroyed them in unofficial boxing matches but in MMA it'd be a slaughter.

one drop rule

ROLLAN

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last digit is the amount of vagenas i will penetrate this month

HA

The main question is not how much she can squat, it's if she can squat long enough to survive an entire downhill race and still achieve a competitive time. It's not only about strength but also endurance, races like Wengen already kill the absolute elite of male skiers. Also, "skinny af male skiers" don't exist on FIS wc level. Even the slalom specialists are jacked, and downhill skiers have legs like oaks.

Idiot.
>Vonn is a world class athlete. i'm sure she has legs stronger than pleny of the skinny af male skiers
The male skiers themselves are world class athletes. They are stronger than she is. Good memes though.

>If you get into competitive weightlifting and proper strength training, you learn that women are just as strong as men
oh fuck off

Women have far higher lower body strength than men of the same weight. That is a biological fact. So I think she will be very competitive.

lol maybe if neither of them ever touched a weight in their lives

Really then why do the dudes in the Olympics who weight like 140 put up more wieght then the highest womens wieght class?

if you weigh more you will slide down a mountain faster?

why olympic skiers arent all fat?

>If you get into competitive weightlifting and proper strength training, you learn that women are just as strong as men
lmao

>they get to over 200lbs on the squat no problem for 3x5
wow so strong. retard

>canuck posting

Looking at the results from the 2014 olympics and looking at the two events that are pretty much identical in distance and whatever, she would at best be somewhere in the 40s in SuperG, and 17th in Slalom.

So, she'd be unremarkable, but dem marketing bux man

We'll have none of your intellectual honesty here

I'd like to put some fresh powder up her nose and dig my pole into her black diamond if youre picking up what I'm putting down

>tfw no Big Bubba Tubba Tube Slide Olympic medal

Don't be misogynistic dude

Reads not even half the post, literally half a sentence.

Amazing.

That's great. I don't think Vonn ever said that she could win, just that she wants to compete. She doesn't have to be in first place in the male division for her to be allowed to compete. She's clearly good enough already.

I guess I'm just not sure I see the point.

>She's clearly good enough already
Not good enough to be in the running to win, which tends to be seen as the point in competitive sports.

>I guess I'm just not sure I see the point.

>Find something men enjoy
>Women have no interest in it
>Women demand to be allowed to take part
>They're put with other women because taking part with men is completely pointless due to them not being of the same standard
>No one watches the female version because it's the equivalent of watching youths or amateurs
>Because of this there's less money in it
>Women demand they be allowed to "compete" with men
>The male version has more money circulating in it and the reason the female version has less isn't because they're worse at the subject/activity it's because of (((misogyny)))
>Need to change the rules until it no longer resembles what it was in the first place so women can take part
>The entertainment aspect takes a backseat to (((equality)))

You'll see this everywhere, even in places where ability actually means something like the military, firefighting etc, but the real problem is that women just want attention. They're completely free to do as they please and create their own activities that they actually enjoy, but women are followers and not trendsetters, that's why they look at what men find entertaining or interesting and immediately pretend they do too because stronk, independent womyn who don't need no man. That's how it works as far as women are concerned about getting into male dominated activities, but the real reason behind it all, the real (((string pullers))), they push this (((equality))) meme for a simple reason - to make people spend money.
If you have something only men are interested in then that's only 50% of the population you can (((market))) whatever it is at, but if women "enjoy" it too you've suddenly doubled your market, it's not like (((they))) actually care about the subject or activity, they care about the shekels.
Do people really believe that (((billionaires))) give a fuck about blacks, women or trannies and not about how much they stand to make from them? Wew.

Clearly there is more to competitive sports for these athletes than that. Case in point is that more than 5 athletes compete in any given individual event.

Watching the Xgames, or the Olympics, or the World Championships, there are always a group of people that will be the favourites to be in the top 5 or 10. Very rarely will someone out of these spots be on the podium. It happens, sure -- but very rarely.

So one could argue that if you're ranked 20th, and not a favourite, that you shouldn't be in the sport either. Yet, they do.