ITT: only the worst commercials

ITT: only the worst commercials

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grandpa, what's a commercial?

do I win?
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Hate these commercials.

those things that play before youtube videos and you skip after 5 seconds, except in the olden days, a shitload of them ran every 10 goddamned minutes while watching aything on tv. it made everybody costantly want to kill themselves

fucking hell it feels like a long time already

Dad, what are those things you speak of that plays before YouTube videos? Ever since I installed this add-on to my browser I haven't seen anything.

It really is awful. I was visiting my parents and we were watching a movie when I noticed that the movie lasted 3 hours according to the scheduling, when I know for a fact that it was slightly under 2 hours long- that's a full fucking hour of commercials, or 50% of the movie. During the first break I just downloaded it on my laptop in about ten minutes and connected it to the TV. It really was an eye-opener, I hadn't watched actual television in over a year probably

YOU TOTALLED YOUR BRAND NEW CAR

Not only are these two cucks unfunny but the fucking circus music that plays pisses me off

making TBS unwatchable with how often they spam this bitch

TBS was never watchable

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what even is tbs without her? just reruns of family guy and cops?

>Brad

oh god please noooooooo

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Conan

any of those 1 minute long "FX has the movies" ads
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Chevy commercials and their "real people, not paid actors."

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Hughesnet commercials really are terrible. extremely sterile and oozing of fakeness. also hughesnet is garbage. my aunt had it for awhile, slow as fuck and had data caps. which is exactly what ISPs want all internet to be.

FUCK THIS. AND THIS

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You bought a jeep?

>84 monthly payments of $743.99
Every time

WEW
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that fucking mattress ad with the alarm clock sound

ill never shop at that company

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The truth.org anti smoking ads

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>tfw I watch TBS for reruns of Seinfeld

These guys are based.

sonic's food sucks tho

>watching tbs

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Only niggers buy chevys

>not a single good movie showcased

They're cool

Brad is the Chad of names.

I got this safe driver's bonus check from all-state, because I went six months without an accident.

SILENCE

something about this 'doctor' just rubs me the wrong way
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passages malibu addition thing

how much is that shit?

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DELET

>89.68% interest rate

Based injuns finally taking their revenge on whitey

God yes especially when they try to be cute and funny and use memes.
I'd rather see people sick of lung cancer then see them try to be funny.

FUCK THIS FUCKING COMMERCIAL

I'd rather see people sick of lung cancer then just about anything.

Does anyone actually think those dimples are attractive on a woman under the age of 40?

YOU DON'T OWN MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Quit your job as a cook at some second-rate "fancy" restaurant
>Still able to buy a food truck selling cheap tacos in the middle of the night to idealistic twenty somethings

She isn't even in a college town where you'd get those types of customers, it looked like she was in the middle of hecking nowhere.

>dubstep

need to mute the commercials when they come up or I'd kill myself.

>It's a "the incompetent evil group are all white men in suits and the scrappy, smart guys are a white girl, black guy and white guy with a beard" commercial.

>10,000
>84 payments of 743.99
Holy fuck I hope nobody fell for this

>tfw bought a camry cause of this commercial

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any commercial with a sarcastic/sassy tone in it

>HE TOLD ME I PICKED THE WRONG PLAN
>NO, I PICKED THE WRONG INSURANCE COMPANY

I swear I will find and kill whoever made this ad and thought this weak ass numale banter was worth playing 9000 times a day

>Remember when you told me that men were superior drivers?

was this a liberty mutual commercial? I fucking hate those and they play all the time on the tv at my local barber shop

>it's a dumpy, clueless, middle-aged neckbearded slob inexplicably has a hot wife episode

>I used to be an addict
>Now im not

YA SURE CONVINCED ME.

Anti drug people are really out of touch. Instead of being funny or cool just tell kids how fucked up they might become

YOU LOVED BRAD

Only reason I don't hate this commercial is the cute chick looks almost exactly like my first crush from grade school

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>its a woman bitches about how shes fat as fuck and her husband weighs less while eating more episode.

Well, I'd be lying if I said this dumbass song wasn't catchy, even if I want to punch that kimono-wearing fag in the face

PERFECT

this, I read those anti smoking pamphlets that you see in the doctors office, and even though I know half of it is intentionally misleading, I'de be lying if I said it didn't scare me at least a little bit.

any "moms demand action" or brady campaign ads I see are sure to make my blood boil

youtube has ads before videos?

why can't the punch sound effect be fists entering their faces

Yeah, for newfags that don't know about ad-blocking plugins.

Anything with animal abuse in it sends me rushing for the remote faster than anything.

IN THE ARRRRRMS OF THE ANGELS

> "I should have married John Clark"

Mine does for whatever reason, they dodge my adblock now

I just hit refresh and its gone though

Car commercials are pathetic enough but the feminist slant really pushed it to new levels.

Where do you live? All these internet/phone providers are regional.

We have HTC commercials. Last place I lived was COX and Time Warner.

Oh God, why did you remind me of this.

I fucking hate this thing with a fiery passion. Everytime he gets to the wife/car dealer I just want to punch him in his throat.

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It's not Time Warner Cable anymore, user.

It's SPECTRUM.

the online college commercial that goes "A DEGREE IS A DEGREE"

>that smug "but only if YOU have a brain" at the end
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You know the degree is shit when the commercial has to insist the degree is good.

All the Chevy commercials with that guy and the "real people"
They on non stop during football, specifically the JD Power doors one.

>HOLY CRAP FOUR MORE CARS
>WOW CHEVY REALLY STEPPED THEIR GAME UP
>DAMN CHEVY WINS AWARDS LIKE THAT?!?
>WOW HE JUST OPENED ANOTHER DOOR OMG

how is that even legal? It's absolutely crazy

Remember when car commercials used to advertise the features?

so am i seeing this right, you borrow 10000 monies
and pay back 62495.16?

Damn. Shit changes fast. So glad I got rid of cable....satelite anntena and streaming now.

The Injuns have some loophole with federal regulations. Same way they can smoke weed and have casinos

Yes!

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They disclose what they're doing right there on the advertisement, if you sign up without reading it then it's your fault.

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I think if some dumbass fell for this their best way out would be to fake their death and move to mexico

These really make me want to drive anything but a Chevy.

>WOW I WANT ONE OF THESE RIGHT NOW
>*turns to husband* OMG CAN I HAVE A CHEVY FOR CHRISTMAS *giggle*
>*turns key* NOW THAT'S WHAT POWER SOUNDS LIKE

here in florida we've got fucillo kia
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the radio commercials are even better
they're either him rambling on about nothing or him yelling UUUGGGEEEEEE over his wife
he's been doing this for a decade and I don't think he's ever had a second take

You can't expect savages to understand the laws of civilized men, user.

what the hell is this even about? Donate your car?