/BUNDESLIGA/ - Official Match Day Thread

[Cameron Jones]

>YESTERDAY
Schalke - Leverkusen 1:1

>TODAY
>15:30 CET
Augsburg - Dortmund
Frankfurt - Stuttgart
Gladbach - Hannover
Wolfsburg - Mainz
HSV - Bremen
Freiburg - Hoffenheim
Hertha - Bayern

>18:00 CET
Köln - Leipzig

[Jason Lee]

first for /96/

[Joseph Allen]

...

[Lucas Jenkins]

Is this /bundes/?

[Jordan Wood]

kack buli is nur für assis

[Owen Bennett]

>Jaden Sancho

Who?

[Thomas Edwards]

STUTTGART

[Anthony Collins]

Oh shit, Sancho is in the squad.

[Cameron Perez]

did 1860 win?

[Joshua Barnes]

...

[Connor Evans]

What do you think?

[Hunter Lopez]

It's not even over yet

[Jeremiah King]

>muh Puppenkiste
is there a more autistic pre-kickoff ritual than that of Augsburg?

[Andrew Long]

>eating sugar in 2016

[Jaxon Wood]

tfw less than 2 months til christkindlmarkt

[Ryan Sullivan]

There already is

[Michael Brooks]

HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB

[Henry Mitchell]

>the state of Augsburg defending

[Isaiah Lee]

proofs?

[Nicholas Nelson]

GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO GRANATENKO

[Isaiah Cox]

>Yarmolenko

So worth the money.

[Colton Robinson]

YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO YARMOLENKO

[Christian James]

You're smart, but you're not willing to play the social game desu

[Jaxson Morales]

yes

[Jose Moore]

STOP POSTING THAT WHORE!

[Grayson Hernandez]

...

[Juan Gonzalez]

Does the V in BVB stand for VAR-assisted?

[Dominic Gomez]

>Before match begins

Well, Augsburg is a good team, i think BVB could drop some points today

>5 minutes into match, 0-1 BVD lead

GODDAMMIT AUGSBURG

[Kevin Allen]

No, for Verein

[Caleb Ross]

no, they didn't even have VAR back when the team was created

[Asher Cooper]

am be watching lel liga f*ck you guys

[Julian Sullivan]

Sevilla - Malaga is the patrician choice

[Jason Sanders]

I hope you didn't bet on it.

[Austin King]

>a backheel goal

What is that ritual, do they just give someone a puppet?

[Jack Gomez]

AUGSBURG!!!!
>my thought after reading this post
good post

[Gabriel Lopez]

VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN

[Nathan Sullivan]

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[Blake Gray]

KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE KAI-UWE

[Hunter James]

EINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Jack Mitchell]

dis gon be one fine ass game sheeit nigga

[Alexander Myers]

fug DDDDDDDD-:

[Tyler Ramirez]

MY SHARES

[Isaac Garcia]

>this defending

...

[Anthony Sullivan]

>this defending
>the absolute state of bundesliga

[Cameron Williams]

Is it me or does that Fox Sports angle look too zoomed out and too high up, I have to strain my eyes a bit more than usual.

Also mfw Burki can't save a shot literally in front of him again

[Ayden Jenkins]

What is /our girl/ Viktoria Gerechtigkeit even doing these days?

[Owen Phillips]

this defense

[Adrian Smith]

Bürki in general is pretty meh but I don't really blame him for that one.

[Tyler Campbell]

literally 3 defenders stuck on Freddi, leaving Cauby alone.. they're scared shitless

[Dominic Brooks]

who's this?

[Andrew Roberts]

do dortmund just never coach defending?

[Adrian Ortiz]

New movie called Bigger

[Nathaniel Reyes]

MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS MÖLDERS

[Adrian Scott]

Bosz is literally the Dutch Brenny

[Josiah Lewis]

it seems that way. it was an issue under klopp and tuchel as well.

[Kevin Turner]

No, he's not meh, I genuinely believe he's a good keeper who has the potential to be incredibly frustrating. I mean look at Burki vs Wolfsburg at home last season and Burki vs Real Madrid last Tuesday, he can certainly be an incredibly clutch player, but then he performs substandardly like against Tottenham.

I still don't criticize him nearly as much as a lot of /bundes/ seems to do, but those are my two pesos.

[Luke Stewart]

>Bigger
It's about cocks, isn't it?

[Brandon Ross]

England's Brave Jadon Sancho to come on as a late sub and snag a winner desu

[Hunter Baker]

Dortmund spends their defense and medical budgets on the scouting team.

[Isaac Hernandez]

Who /Münster/ here?

[Jose Morris]

>bosz robbed us of a philipp max - max philipp matchup

[Joshua Perez]

>when you tought Kult-Kloppo's vollgas football makes the team prone to fuck-ups
>when you witnessed Tuchel's turbo tictacs not fixing the defense
>when you realise Berserker-Boszszszs's kamikaze style either ends up like pearl harbor or iwo jima

[Luis Reed]

this

[Jaxon Nguyen]

what a fukken goal

[Michael Ward]

TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI TENNOHEIKO BANZAI

[Jordan Scott]

Wow, what a finish

[Asher King]

KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA

[Xavier Ramirez]

>Fuggerstädter in charge of defending

[Colton Anderson]

SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI

[Charles Walker]

Based jap

[Mason Brooks]

GET IN THE FUCKING NET SHINJI

[Brayden Jackson]

KAGAWAAAAAAAAAAA

[Jaxon Myers]

The secret to his success?

Ramen.

[Joseph Perez]

anyone here betting ?

[Liam Baker]

SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA SCHING SCHONG KACKA MA

[Adam Anderson]

KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA
what a beautiful goal

[Lucas Lee]

I put a fiver on BVB winning

[Thomas Rogers]

Heh looks like someone in this sport scored a so called 'goal' so you are all spamming their name

[Owen Hall]

nothing personnel , uli

[William Russell]

how does pulisic speak such good german

[Connor Garcia]

By trying.

[Levi Harris]

yeah

[Dylan Nelson]

He hired a good tutor

[Juan Ward]

he integrated into the culture and did his best to respect local customs

[Isaac Gray]

>obama

[Carson James]

>abaumayang

[Levi Wright]

Is it me or has Aubameyang's finishing when his goals actually count gotten mworse these past few games

[Nathaniel Gonzalez]

obama wastes an opportunity

[Nicholas Rogers]

Jesus Christ Obama. Just run past him. Technique isn't your thing.

[Jeremiah Lee]

>le score tap-ins against SpVgg Deutz-Fahr every week to statpad Gabonese

[Julian Reyes]

KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA

[Owen Hughes]

Nah, he always wastes a million chances.

[Josiah Evans]

toljan is a bit shit inhe??

[Connor Reed]

Who /Konferenz/ here?

[Angel Phillips]

>got hard on from watching Dortmund play
>have to leave game because own fans noticed
>tfw not the khedira fucking blonde models

[Owen Nelson]

he could be better

[Ethan Russell]

nobody cares about anything below 1. /bundes/

[Eli Carter]

IIRC he's naturally a CB, he's just filling in at LB because everyone else in that positiion's injured.

Either that or I'm confusing him with Zagadou.

[Matthew White]

What’s the name of your league so I can make fun of it?

[Matthew Wilson]

>not watching aua aua matches
pleb