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FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCKO FF FFA
Better start saving my posts for the next thread
migrants rights should override national security concerns
Just battered my mum for eating the last scotch egg
I am absolutely FINE. I stared at the bogus eclipse and nothing happened.
Neil DeGrasse Liar and his friends down at NASA Clown Camp once again proved that they are nothing but CAPITALIST PIGS
best start shaving my scrote
just realised i shant be posting my original content on the chon now that im going to be a comedian
the enz
If you pluck you'll get a smoother sack and it'll stay hairless longer
i keep the 'ubes trimmed for hygienic purposes desu
>have several rorke editions
>nobody spergs out
>ONE leftypol edition
>REEEEEEEE!!!!
Are leftypol just more mature than rorke?
>yank manscapers
just battered the last scotch egg for eating my mum
I shuppose Harrenhall is off the table ash well
i dont wanna brag lads but im a pretty big guy (on a certain sub-reddit)
fuck off shitstonia
There is nothing normal about cutting off your willy skin and cutting off the hair around it. Yanks are corrupting nature
my buttcrack gets supremely hairy and begins collecting shartsprinkles which smell pretty bad toobh
not an alccy, just like vodka in the afternoon
simple as
It's called metrosexuality
every time im on brit i try to make new gimmicks
taught my corgi how to eat dairylea lunchables
Japanese women expect you to propose within the first year of dating them
...
Post doggo
alri lads, the new gimmick
dont go too wild haha
ok here we go:
yeeeehaaaaw (its wahey spelled backwards)
>big guy
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
would turn her parabolic jaw into an asymptote
cool
>yeeeehaaaaw (its wahey spelled backwards)
whoa
>>>REDDIT.COM
*tannoy crackles*
would sara please report to aisle six for a clean up, that's sara to aisle six for a clean up, thank you
>yeeeehaaaaw (its wahey spelled backwards)
dafuq
literally my gimmick fuck off
Not a fan of these chinese editions
They have nothing to do with /brit/ or britain and are just some twat spamming their gimmick because we're the biggest general on Sup Forums and therefore an easy target
MIGGLY-PIDDLE TINS! THAT BLOVIATING BIGOTED BLUFF BUFFOON BLUMPF WITH HIS HUGE SAFFRON BUTTY-WUTTY NAUGHTIES ONLY WANTS TO KILL MUSLIMS BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF HIS OWN SMALL WILLY-WADDLE *crowd collapses with asphyxiation from laugher*
You don't like doggos?
I invented this gimmick
taking you to /brit/ court
lads...
isn't this guy dating a kid half his age
bit weird d-e-s-u
would love to crack her one right in the mandible
yes? what's up fatty?
imagine being 2pac or biggie, making literal millions for talking trash
Would have been pretty cool tbqh, apart from getting shot obviously
Think /brit/ should do something about Tim
she has a mediocre body and the face of a boy
is it hot in here or is it just me?
>she will never fart while sitting on my face
post TIM
FLAGS I COULD HEEM
---------------
Yanks
Proto-yanks
Celtic-proto-yanks
Pseudo-yanks
can't stand this man
knew this would happen... too bad fellas already got the patent papers
Finished the wire there the other night
need a new tv series to watch
post TIMO
FLAGS I COULD HEEM
_______________
all of them, it's a bit of cloth you numpty haha
Imagine this being your flat neighbor
should put a brick through his window with the lisicki picture wrapped around it
that'll do his head in
Is Stephen Fry actually a nonce or is it just a meme?
she blamed the patriarchy for her shit acting skills and ruined her career lel
Rick & Morty
Watch Episodes. Funny stuff.
you don't like marriage?
rick and morty dude
>gay
>works for the BBC
Yes he's a pederast
we'll see in 40 years or so
sopranos
hmm... hmm... no
just gave the ol' neck a crack and severed my carotid artery
thought the wire was a comedy show and i said how i thought it was a really funny show
the girl that i was talking to kept looking at me like im retarded
Highly recommend "Utopia"
why are so many homosexuals also nonces?
you even get benders here posting photos of lads who have the bodies of 10 year olds.
Danger UXB
Seconded
Choose this if you want to watch half of the first episode then kill yourself due to boredom
Just saw an episode of the Simpsons.
Was good but no Rick & Morty
I have a higher understanding of golden age simpsons than all of the writers of the show combined
why are so many heterosexuals also nonces?
you even get breeders here posting photos of lasses who have the bodies of 10 year olds.
Gays are gay because they were sexually abused as kids
Everyone of them
Came across a SIM card and put it in my phone. It said number unknown. It has no credit and i dont seem to be getting any service at all.
How do I find out the SIM cards phone number?
...
not i
would literally eviscerate neil tyson if he came within the same time zone as me
absolute runt
Ah yes
The so called black science man
would hire you to to talk about the show
not even kidding
are people born homosexual?
so fucking horny all the time
hate it
love are neil
we must save the white race by reviewing cult classic late 80s film, Withnail and I.
Same, got a big stiffy today in a pair of tracksuit bottoms and had to try and avoid people as best I could
underage runt
Please tell us some interesting stuff about it
hope so. because then that means its genetic. and if its genetic that means it can be removed using science.
can someone spank me?
bai hao yin zhen
bi luo chun
da hong pao
decisions decisions
no. babies are asexual
sexuality develops through childhood though latent genetics may come to influence that
That lecture is unironically a very high of art criticism and Colin is genuinely a genius.
>please donate to my patreon!
simpsons was a jewish psyop