do you have a dream, Sup Forums?
Do you have a dream, Sup Forums?
i dream my gf would lose 20 lbs. she would be god tier if that happened.
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Oh, yes! Quite pungent and sweet!
Braaaaaappppp pooooooooo *poos on your nose* in braaaaaappppp *then makes your mouth a toilet* loooooo
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A 2D love
I hope lifelike android sexbots will be a thing in my lifetime
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Eat my shit, user
world conquest
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I just want to be a cute girl.
Oh, please! Close the door! I'm being intimate with my lovely user!
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Hey user, here's the great american eclipse
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Me 2. *kisses u*
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cringe
Wew lad, I said a cute girl, not a fag.
i should've picked a different picture
cute grls kiss each other all the time
You arent fooling anyone.
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i like that picture
I will always love you, user
*poot*
I will always, always love you
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Then she leaves you for Chad.
You know who else likes to fart on people's faces?
lost
Forbidden love.
I'm not gay. I just pretend to be because that's the only time I get to bottom.
that pic ain't real
ur mum lol
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>I'm not gay. I just pretend to be because that's the only time I get to bottom.
thats one of the gayest shit i ve heard
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But I don't like gay stuff. I think gay porn is disgusting, and trap doujishi is only good because they're basically drawn as girls anyway.
I just want to be the girl, that's all.
i want to kill people
1 pretty, thin, big booty gf pls
interdasting
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP YES YES DEAR THAT WAS OKAY BUT NOT VERY PUNGENT. IT FELT LIKE A SMALL GUST BUT I WANT TO TASTE THE STORM BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPSPTPSPPPPPPSPSPSPSPPSPAPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAPAPAP. FINALLY THE TORNADO WITH ITS WRECK BROOP AH YES *SNIFFS*
YES YES THE TIGER IS OUT.
If you wear a black tie, black shirt, black pants, terrible glasses and bad hair you deserve to get dumped.
my friend
That's the same guy in both photos, he literally just got a haircut and gained weight.
Uh, no. Stop being so blue pilled.
Guy on the left in 2016. Hasn't changed one bit.
we need some serious population reduction senpai
you can start by offing yourself
marry her
we can always meet up and you know ......assist me :^)
why, the comments that r9k added are certainly not real, but as for the rest there is nothing much unusual there, a couple parted after a few years, happens all the time. what kind of amuses me it is how they for some reason try to ascribe the girl's effort to lose weight to the guy's merit
white women are trash
To be loved.
To share my limited time on this planet with another person who loves me as much as I love them.
I just want someone to do things with, watch tv, laugh at my shit jokes, cuddle, see the world with and maybe once or twice a week let me climb on top of her and have sex.
Is this so much to ask?
>tfw my life is so shit, at this point I just want the normie life that other adults have by having a proper home, waifu, kids, pickup truck and an arsenal of guns and ammo in preparation for the race war
return of natsoc
wow you actually managed to make assisted suicide sound gay
Who said anything about sex?
The dates are 100% correct actually. She really did lose weight in 2010 and she really did dump him for a wealthy frat Chad in 2014(). I followed this drama live back in the day.
>she makes an effort to look good
>he makes no effort and still looks like a beta fag
what do you expect?