Where is my new HITB, you fat homos?

Where is my new HITB, you fat homos?

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>new-ish but not brand new but not brand new films
>the only connection between them is that they both
are Star Wars
a ha ha ha ha another tfa/rouge one damage control!!!!!!!!!! a ha ha ha ha

Does anybody know where their new studio is?

Do Patreonfags get HitB in advance of us?

they both what

>>new-ish but not brand new but not brand new films
foghorn leghorn detected

Kek

This was posted Wednesday night. Editing usually takes a few days.

THEY BOTH WHAT

No. Not usually anyway. We got the Fuck You, It's January video a day early.

Have funny titles

if I tell you would you burn it down?

CNN is reporting that Trump has ordered RLM to change 67 of their conclusions on films, spanning Half in the Bag, Best of the Worst, two Plinketts and all episodes of Quick Cuts.

I just want more BOTW

No, I'd just park across the street and take pictures of Mike and Jay using a telephoto lens.

For what purpose? Because we don't know what they look like?

Oh wow the hacks might actually do something entertaining for once. Maybe they'll actual review some of those Fuck You it's January movies instead of just quickly brushing over them in an 8 minute video.

Maybe they'll review a high quality film like Manchester or Moonlight so they'll actually be forced to argue critically and take a stance and defend it with an argument instead of smugly nitpicking popcorn blockbusters.

So it should be up tonight?

I bet one of them is going to be the Bye Bye Man

>maybe they'll make a boring video instead of a funny video
Yes, I want insightful critical analysis from my comedy shows

Do you pay just the 2 bucks or more? What sort of pictures or videos do they upload?

>Fuck You it's January movies
They are going to review 2016 movies, learn to read

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"new-ish" doesn't explicitly imply 2016

bye bye man and la la land

Is Mike technically a Moomin?

If you've seen the Boyhood review, you'd know that they know nothing (nothing) about reviewing high quality art.

Why is RLM so deathly afraid of films that took 12 years to make?

Mike will like La La Land while Jay will hate it.

Yeh, boyhood was really good (a bit overrated) and they just shat all over it

Cool

$15,274

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It's up

I hated Boyhood but they had literally no criticism other than LE 12 YEARS

You can tell they're narrow minded film school grads. Mike worships formulaic "big movie" simplicity like Spielberg, Star Wars etc. and Jay's a gorehound indie splatter guy with Raimi, Carpenter, Cronenberg, Romero, etc.

Any movie that takes them out of this comfort zone and requires critical thought and a stance like Boyhood, The Master, Inherent Vice, etc. instantly repulses them or gets a simple "I liked elements of it but I wish it was better!" Then they move on to nitpicking Captain America vs. Iron for 40 minutes with Rich and AIDSMoby.

I love them, but this is true.

No, it's not ya homo

Now it is

I'm seeing it. It's Fatastic Beats plus "a Second Thought on Rogue One"

>I hated Boyhood but they had literally no criticism other than LE 12 YEARS
Thats not true at all. Mike talked about the lack of melodrama, being more interested in the other characters that weren't boyhood, and not having a solid emotional core to latch onto.
I mean they memed the 12 years thing... But that was making fun of every other critic sucking its dick for TAKING 12 YEARS TO MAKE! When ultimately it failed as a movie and ended up being a gimmick.

>still arguing over a three-year-old hitb

Mike is terrific

they were gonna make it but they needed to make 5 more videos of Rogue One damage control

not really worth anything tbphwyf

source?

ill wait