WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SWALLOW BOTH PILLS AT ONCE
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SWALLOW BOTH PILLS AT ONCE
They are both placebos
Jared Leto gets your job.
u become purple pilled
You'd wake up in the pod with no memory of the matrix or morpheus offering you the pills.
What if you take half the red pill and half of the blue pill
what if you take two of each?....or two of either one?
what if you take both rectally
kernel panic
What if you only have half a pill, or a quarter?
kek
And you never get heartburn again.
what if you take one rectally and one orally
you become a master
That'd be extremely terrifying
what if you crush them both and snort them?
The Matrix was about HRT the entire time.
The rectal one kicks faster and negates the oral one obviously.
Why didn't they just redpill everyone
You become a Smith.
The sequels never get made, 9/11 doesn't happen, Bush loses in '04, President Kerry prepares Louisiana for Hurrican Katrina, Obama wins second-term run in 2016 and I get to butt-fuck Julia Goldani Telles.
One job, Mr Anderson. One fucking job.
that's just ridiculous
you're a big guy
"If I swallowed them both, would I die?"
Interesting...
You become Dr. Mario
You develop a foot fetish. Feels good and bad.
>those delicate hands. such grace
>second term
>2016
nothing happens
there are no pills. they are just a symbol or whatever for Mr. Anderson picking sides.
underrated post
That's the BogPill
>you
>canning into alternate timeline mathematics
Kerry wins '04 and '08, meaning Obama is delayed until '12, winning re-election in '16.
Five hour long erection