WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SWALLOW BOTH PILLS AT ONCE

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SWALLOW BOTH PILLS AT ONCE

They are both placebos

Jared Leto gets your job.

u become purple pilled

You'd wake up in the pod with no memory of the matrix or morpheus offering you the pills.

What if you take half the red pill and half of the blue pill

what if you take two of each?....or two of either one?

what if you take both rectally

kernel panic

What if you only have half a pill, or a quarter?

kek

And you never get heartburn again.

what if you take one rectally and one orally

you become a master

That'd be extremely terrifying

what if you crush them both and snort them?

The Matrix was about HRT the entire time.

The rectal one kicks faster and negates the oral one obviously.

Why didn't they just redpill everyone

You become a Smith.

The sequels never get made, 9/11 doesn't happen, Bush loses in '04, President Kerry prepares Louisiana for Hurrican Katrina, Obama wins second-term run in 2016 and I get to butt-fuck Julia Goldani Telles.

One job, Mr Anderson. One fucking job.

that's just ridiculous

you're a big guy

"If I swallowed them both, would I die?"

Interesting...

You become Dr. Mario

You develop a foot fetish. Feels good and bad.

>those delicate hands. such grace

>second term
>2016

nothing happens

there are no pills. they are just a symbol or whatever for Mr. Anderson picking sides.

underrated post

That's the BogPill

>you
>canning into alternate timeline mathematics

Kerry wins '04 and '08, meaning Obama is delayed until '12, winning re-election in '16.

Five hour long erection