What do guys think he's doing right now?

What do guys think he's doing right now?

another guy

Men

But I heard he really likes women

Tonsils deep in another guy's ass

you're not funny

"fixing" sam dekker's "sink" with his "tool"

Hitting a little too close to home, sweden?

Wrong, he really really likes women.

Anyone notice the insurance commercials he's been in recently are really really trying to push that he's a hetero male?
>holding puppy
>driving a truck

Guys, why is there this whole meme that he's gay? Genuinely curious. When did he ever lead us on to believe he might not be straight?

being Alex Smith's doppelgänger

One of his friends that lived with him vaguely outed him on social media. And than there was this outfit.

that doesn't make him gay that just makes him white

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Reminiscing about his hot encounter with Alex Smeth

How you guys still find it funny or remotely interesting to open these Rodgers is gay haha :D ebin threads is beyond me

>t. fag

But he is gay

As the clock winded down, Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers knew they were in trouble. Alas, the clock struck 0 and Packers were served their first loss of the season at the hands of Alex Smith and the San Francisco 49ers. The cameras rushed on the field to interview players. As ESPN's cameras ran towards Aaron Rodgers, they caught him shaking the hand of the joyous Alex Smith. "Congrats!" said Aaron as their eyes locked. Smith pulled Rodgers in closer. "You played well." Smith whispered.

Aaron walked into the steamy locker room and began to undress. His gigantic dong flopped out of his uniform. A thundering bang was heard when it slapped against his leg. He hopped in the shower and began to cleanse himself of sweat and dirt. After his shower, he put on his normal attire: Boxers, shorts and a t-shirt.

Aaron said his goodbyes to team mates and coaches and walked to his car. As he approached his car, he began to feel very odd. He looked around and saw nobody but felt as if he was being watched. As he continued to walk, something was not right. As he approached his car, a hand wrapped around his mouth and said, "Don't make a sound." As he began to panic, the hand pulled away and Aaron could hear laughter. Alex Smith was on the ground laughing. Aaron looked shocked. "Alex, you asshole!" He then playfully slapped Alex. "Sorry, I couldn't help it!" The two embraced each other and began to kiss slowly. Alex whispered, "I'm sorry that I beat your ass on the field and now I am going to beat your ass in your backseat."

Aaron began to unzip Alex's pants. He grabbed his monstrous pecker and began to move his hand up and down. "Oh yeah, Aaron. You know how daddy likes it." Aaron dropped to his knees and put this huge thing in his mouth. He sucked up and down, licking the throbbing member quickly. His slobber coated Alex's penis. "Ok get up Aaron." Aaron quickly stood up and took his shorts off. "Fuck my boy pussy Alex." Alex thrusted himself deep inside Aaron's anus. Alex was grunting and Aaron was moaning. "Yeah, take it you little bitch." Aaron kept taking the dick into his hairy asshole. "Fuck me harder!" Alex pumped away. Aaron could feel his penis begin to swell. Within minutes, Alex blew his gigantic load inside Aaron's tight little butt hole. "Well, I hope I see you in the post season." whispered Alex.

being the goat

>peckah

fucking dogs.

sock cucka

GUYS IM REALLY REALLY NOT GAY

Looks like he's wearing it for shits and gigs

This. Aaron Rodgers really (really) likes women.

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Does Sup Forums really think this hunk of man is gay?

If I were gay I'd unironically suck his cock

How do you ironically suck cock?

god damn you faggots are gay

It's not gay if it's ironic.

You know, as much as I hate him for being on the Packers, I would have nothing against the guy if he just came out and I would actually make fun of him less

>Going full Canadian tuxedo

He even manages to make Justin "If you kill your enemies, they win" Trudeau look masculine.

>All races buy and wear white clothing brands

>Lol whites have no sense of fashion

>holding puppy
gay