Where are we going captain?

>Where are we going captain?
>I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T FUCKING SEE!

They dont need to see because they can predict the future and their paths

OH STAR JESUS MY COCKPIT IS SPINNING, DAMN CALAMARI WHO DESIGNED THIS FUUUUUUUCK

>unimaginably advanced spacefaring civilisation
>apparently can't put a camera on the outside of their spaceships
k

>they can predict the future and their paths
Uh oh. Someone didn't understand Arrival, at all.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

t. retard

sure thing kid

ayyy lmao

>Are we on Tattoine yet?
>I DON'T KNOW I TOLD YA I CAN'T SEE

I never know what to do with these newfangled hand blenders

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>OH FUCK ME I CAN ONLY FLY TO THE LEFT

CUT MY TIE INTO PIECES

>Yes but why does it spin?
>So it can fly in space
>.........

Do you like my design, Sup Forums?

THIS IS MY LAST RETORT

>This cockpit smerus like a korenu lotten fishu marketu
>Do you copy?

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

NO JAD, I GET IT, THE QUESTION IS HOW DO I LAND THIS FUCKING THING

show me a star wars ship without a cockpit

THIS IS MY OWN DEATHSTORE

>that r2 unit head
wew

>why is it ROUND? we'll never be able to land it, it'll just roll downhill

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whew, thank Sheev there's all this WIND in space

that one you nonce
and it almost certainly has a cockpit, you don't fucking complain about the lack of windows on a submarine do you?

CAUSE I'M A CREEP

>Engineer I want my cockpit as far away from the center as possible

Honest question, why do planes need windows?

The cockpit doesn't spin, the rest of the ship spins around it...and it was a good friend

Yes, it's sexy.

>PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEESSSSS

>he doesn't know about Solar wind

To get interior shots of the jump to hyperspace

>Thats cool we have a cargo ramp, but why is it 20 feet in the air and doesn't reach the ground.
>Hub hub

They're important during landing and in emergency situations

It's also easier to equip a plane with windows and tell the pilots to use their eyes than it is to outfit the plane with the kind of advanced sensors you would need to get rid of windows entirely

not a ship
that's the only one

>We don't need landing gear where we are going.

>doesn't know what a solar sail is
>yfw this is the closest star wars came to actual theoretical space travel methods

Isn't this the first boss of terraria?

for you
it has not fully descended

>he doesn't understand photon propulsion

Surely if things get so bad the pilot has to actually look out of the window death is confirmed.

The CSS-1 Corellian Star Shuttle was more spacious and could carry more people compared to the Consular-class cruiser. It also featured a large meeting room. Because they were diplomatic vessels, Star Shuttles lacked weapons but boasted a powerful deflector shield.
The class was manufactured by the famous Corellian Engineering Corporation, which manufactured most of the vessels in use by the Galactic Republic. They were less versatile than most CEC designs, in part due to their extensive armor plating.
The transport had a crew of one captain, two co-pilots, two communications officers, and three engineers. It could also carry about 200 passengers and 900 metric tons.

No mention of cockpit

>How about we outfit a ship with nothing but guns in the front?

>but it's still retarded because why use a solar sail when you have ships that can fly across a solar system in 30 minutes.

Dooku was going for style that's why he's the fucking Count

Corellians were retarded

no, not really

>How do you want your ship senpai?
>Imagine a bunch of baguettes
>Say no more

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>Tath, What the fuck have you done?

I don't think you understand how star wars freighters work.

>and your medical frigate?
>man we're on a budget, ever seen an umbilical cord, you know something so simple to sever we let kids do it?
>comin' right up

>every non-fighter rebel ship design
Those and their stupid uniforms are why nobody likes them.

>two fleets of starships warp in
>they're both oriented the same way

Of course all the ships in a single fleet would probably stay parallel with each other but you'd think arriving one location from two different directions the ships in different fleets would be at odd angles.

>tilt ship 2 degrees
>everyone in cockpit dies immediately due to being on the edge of the disk as it turns

TIEs dont' have landing gear, they get grappled by a crane in Star Destroyers and other Imperial ships

But I love that organic design

Where they guns?
I though they were motors or sensors

how come fighters and flagships never use missiles?

But the starships in SW have artificial gravity.

most jewish ship ever

>What kind of uniforms should we wear?
>Umm...QUICK, HAND ME THAT MIXING BOWL AND MY THAT WAITER'S VEST!

how fast are you tilting it

How do they land on planets? There's plenty of situations where that might be necessary

if the cockpit was in the center of the ship it wouldn't matter

My mind is blown, i always had the idea that the falcon could only keep cargo in the ship itself.
Was this always the idea behind the falcon since the first movie?

you wouldn't land with at TIE you'd take the troop transport with the TIEs providing escort

The Mon Calamari saved the galaxy you fag, show some respect.

It was the 70s bruh

>the rest of the ship spins around it
fucking put the cockpit in the middle then!

anything in star wars that isn't actually in the first movie isn't actually the idea from the first movie.

just don't tilt it at relativistic speeds and you'll be fine.

"Oops I need to make an emergency landing, guess I'll crash this thing."

The tie just stands on its wings and you jump out.

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>he doesn't know about pulse-elec power generation

Nothing personnel, kid

Any reason not to make all starships that don't have to land on a planet heavily armored cubes?

TIE fighters were never meant to be far from a base/carrier that could launch/retrieve them.

Artificial gravity magically compensates for inertia.

Now I get that fucking design

Because you could make it a heavily armed sphere.

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"supernova behind you"

What did you think the gap in the front was for?

>not a ship
It has a hyperdrive. It can't count as a space station because it doesn't remain stationary.

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>cubes
>adding stress concentration points
>in a craft designed to experience extreme accelerations and other high stresses
"No!"

how the fuck do you land this without water?

I always found it would be cooler if starfighters didn't have lightspeed and that the lightspeed would be slower
like a whole year to cross the galaxy and a week between planets
it's just too fast

That lost tie fighter in ANH :(

Force wheels

i just didnt think about it that much...

pfff look at this normie over here not obsessing about minute details that don't matter at all!

I think it was designed after an outboard motor.

>You will never be a galactic space trucker from Dantoonie, pushing your cargo across the galaxy along with your first mate and Togruta waifu, and your co-owned Twi'lek slave girl.

Rape.

You see, the big guys are taking over.