Brazillians

Have you ever met a brazillian?
What was your experience like?

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Flight attendant. She was a nice girl, lived in Dubai, was impressed when I knew she spoke portegues and not spanish.

Yes. It was terrible.

Yes, a guy did like an exchange here when i was still at school. Very nice lad, i thought he was kinda weird, probably bisexual. He was short, like 1.70 tall but buff. Nice lad overall.

You are insufferable annoying double digit IQ retards who constantly feel the need to ramble about your country's culture and history which only exists in your imaginary fantasy worlds fabricated by your monkey brains. You are the worst shitposters of Sup Forums second only to Canadians. I have been to Rio in the Olympics, visit the so called white South Brazil and Sao Paulo, both are terrible. Brazilians can't talk, they yell. They throw garbage in the streets. Their showers are dangerous and you can't throw toilet paper in the toilet. Objectively speaking the second most repugnant nationality in the world, after India.

>was impressed when I knew she spoke portegues and not spanish.

Brazillians think americans are stupid.

Did a Brazilian fuck a girl you like or something?

Lots. More than 100 probably. Vast majority of them are massive lads, the girls really attractive for the most part. A significant amount of them were gay. Thay're tall, almost american tier

So rude.

No I read the question OP asked and answered it dumb monkey.
It is worth of note your post is another example of something repugnant about apezillians.
1- your English is fucking broken and you probably don't realize it
2- your jokes/puns aren't half funny

I am one.

These wounds, they will not heal.

well i can't blame them

Only on the internet and primarily Sup Forums.

worst neighbor give clay back nigger

>this exacerbated hatred
Yes, he was cuck'd.

rude

Dont be like that mate, we just killed 2/3 of the mans on your country that one time

she was an acquaintance's wife that actually laughed a lot like the BR meme stereotype

also knew a bong that spent his childhood out there if that counts

how many brazilians look like the bottom left?

Are girls really like this there?

Mostly tourists, cool people usually, except for those evangelists creeps.

I would say that in the upper classes where you ought to socialise with while here 20% to 25% look like this after they reach their 20's. Don't expect to exploit our low age of consent ( 14 years old ) to have sex with hot tennagers as they only get desirable after college.

Pic is what a brazilian woman might look at it's prime

Yes, there's a lot of them here. My high school had a handful of them, and my city has several Churrascarias

at school. they were from exchange program. They were immidiately put into our school football team. Good guys. One actually spoke polish cuz he was from curitiba or shit

where do you live? i want to kill you and rape your mother

I just want sexy voluptuous Brazilian gf desu.

Is this custom in Brazil?

some brazilian chick and her friends came up to our group at a bar and asked if we were korean. i said yes and she wouldn't shut the fuck up about some kpop dipshit she said i resembled.

i am still being a nice guy

>posting non worksafe pics on a worksafe blue board

enjoy your ban.

Friends brother lived in São Paulo for a year or so and said it was nice and fun. Apparently you do shots of beer over there?

I live in Belo Horizonte ( name literally translates to Beautiful Horizon ), here the upper class is very prominent and a mix of good genetics and ease of access to beauty treatments makes high class woman here truly outstanding.

pic is a Mineira ( woman from the state of Minas Gerais, were I live, in the Carnival)

Yes, my ex. Only last for 4 months, but we were friends for 2 years before that, we broke like a week before my birthday.
I remember she was from Natal, always looking to brag of how muh brazil is superior in almost every aspect, (can't blame her tho my country sucks in a lot of things), that was kind of annoying.
The worst thing was that she was a crazy christian fanatic. Apart from that she was caring, and lovely person

did a college project with one
I thought she just copy pasted a digital version of the text for pages, I asked her where she got a digital copy
>I didn't jajaja
but the instructor said I could submit it and not worry about plagiarism

>jajaja
>chicano

I met chill Brazilian girls in Paris. They were reasonably hot. One of them so obviously wanted the mighty French D that she kissed me on the nose, told me she was a slut, and stuff like that (both spoke excellent French with an accent). But I didn't oblige, because I'm afraid of Brazilian STDs.

A good couple of rules of thumb to brazilians girls and STD's are:
>if she can afford to leave South America she doesn't have an STD
>if she speakes anything other than portuguese and english (even good spanish) she doesn't have an STD
>if she wears pants like the ones in the pic she doesn't have an STD

But they had a "drug-head with adventurous sex life" profile, especially the one who teased me.

The other girl was really calm, looked more reliable, and was more my type desu.

Many white Brazilians look like that, why?

bottom left is not white, bottom right can be

Yes. Just one. He is my mortal enemy.

Your advice is duly noted btw.

They're the rich kids who do drugs in europe, I don't know about you there in France but they seem to me like the kind that would not fuck without a condom back home

That's what most white Brazilians look like though, like it or not.

You're probably right, but given the context (it was the party of a friend who regularly organizes bisexual orgies, and the huehue girl who teased me was this friend's ex...), I didn't want to do something foolish.

yes and it was terrible

Yes. He was a nice guy. Good for you Brazil

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this is how an average upper class girl looks here, and she is totaly legal since the age of consent here is 14

I think he is qt

Is she the one that autists from this site harassed off the internet?

I met a Brazilian girl on Interpals a few years ago. We immediately hit it off and got super close. We made plans to meet in person because she was moving to the USA to work, in a different state than me though. So I flew out to see her and spent 2 weeks living with her.

I had my first kiss with her, lost my virginity to her, and we ended up having loads of sex the whole time we were together. She was my first everything: first time feeling boobs, sucking nipples, fingering pussy, eating pussy and penis in pussy, and first blowjob.

I'll never forget her for as long as I live.

Fucking fag.

Don't know, but if you look at the comments everyone is shitting on her, foreigners and Brazilians included. She is your average upper class Brazilian girl that is dumb like a bag of rocks but has everything because rich daddy gives her everything.

>rich

You seem upset

Everybody thinks americans are stupid

:3

Look at her Linkedin.

A few years ago a rich girl cut in line at the mall and i called her out for it, people called security and they beat me up and kicked me out of the mall. I've hated rich Brazilians ever since, especially spoiled white girls of Italian ancestry.

I fucking hate brazil

That was beautiful.

Who do you think you are piece of shit? South Brazil is better than your muslim infested shithole filled with weed and prostitutes.

I have Italian ancestors, even my surname is Italian. My family by Italian part is all rich, tall and lean. The girls are tall and look like role models (one cousin is model).

I have prominent nipples and am poor, and I look autistic