/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Malaysia GP pre-race thread

>Countdown to Malaysia GP:
f1countdown.com

>Countdown to Formula Kino in Jerez:
fiaformula2.com

>Session times in your time:
f1calendar.com
whenisf1on.com

>HD Acestream (only during sessions)
morningstreams.com

>Possibly reliable 24x7 HQ Acestream (online since Singapore)
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>/f1/ Fantasy League:
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>Season standings:
1. Lewis Hamilton 263 points
2. Sebastian Vettel 235 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 212 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 162 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 138 points

>News
Circuit is wet but drying out
Vettel starts last

>Starting grid
1. HAM 1:30.076
2. RAI 1:30.121
3. VER 1:30.541
4. RIC 1:30.595
5. BOT 1:30.758
6. OCO 1:31.478
7. VAN 1:31.582
8. HUL 1:31.607
9. PER 1:31.658
10. ALO 1:31.704
22. VET no time

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>f1inn-bro opening good first thread of raceday
This is going to be a good day.

gimi will win

based finnish thread

having a cheeky third wank before the race

>no Hulkenberg counter

6/10 OP

I have been overtime all week
why is BOT?
did VET crash?

Excellent job Finland, I think we finally found something you're good at.

I considered it but shouldn't it be for after the race when he breaks his record again?

VWL

weren't you supposed to be getting laid the past couple of nights?

Lads, I'm torn. Do I get myself breakfast before or after the race?

Nobody can compete with Spaniard cock

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during

>birthday hats on my Sup Forums app
What did they mean by this

fatty

Finns and Australians should commit suicide

>why is BOT?

Reminder

>you realize now ham wdc 2017 and even vwl can't fix it

>tv showing recap of last year's race
>OH NO, NO, NO

Kimi's going to have a bad start on purpose so Max can ram Hamilton and himself out of the race in the first turn.

Reminder

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Vet engine fucked

Bot is Thot

I think it's important to remind people it's a thing so they can keep track of it during the race.

what's the point of keeping track of a record that's never going to be broken?

go gimi

I had a comfy dream where German musician Udo Lindenberg invited me to his mansion after I lost the keys to my house because I played with the roof window and my parents were gone but the alarm tone was ringing before we got inside :(

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who /comfyinbed/?

wonder what torpedo is doing right now

Will we see a meme race like Brazil 2003 ever again?

/comfyindesk/ like in the pic (obviously no snow)

Susie showing off the legs.

Any of you batties watching the comfy Channel 4 coverage?

I'll keep that in mind for the future
>tfw going to set a new record every single race

>dude standing a couple meters away
>do a selfie instead
HA millenials.

DAMN

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Very nice legs desu

im gonna go make a sandwich. thanks whiter brazil

/comfyoncouch/ here

lads, LADS
Marlboro Reds.
Off to have one

REEEE don't overtake me they said you can't I want to win as well
t. Webber

Vettel wins & Hamilton no top 3 finish, 80/1 at paddypower.

Free money lads.

Love you too

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Le very fast drumming woman

>good morning
fuck you buddy

'Ere, la. It's cold here on the East coast this time of night/day. Max comfy under a blanket.

imagine the dissapointment in nelson piquet when his daughter shacks up with this wet lettuce..

autosport.com/f1/news/93001/webber-says-he-ignored-team-orders
>"Of course I ignored the team because I wanted to try and get a place."
>"Of course I ignored the team"
>"Of course"

Only an idiot would obey team orders. t. Mark.
What? Vettel ignored team orders? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S NOT FAIR. t. Mark

what is that? a charitable foundation? can they fund me a bass guitar?

It's hot here and i'm with my ceiling fan at max speed. Still pretty comfy

any c4 acestreams?. i want to escape from sky for at least one GP this year

Rain fucking where?

dubs and gimi wins

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at best a shower

>tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4
Try this one

Is this what Baltic women look like?

New Zealand dubs must be stopped

>final race
>attendance-numbers not seen for years
kek

Thank god this is the last time we have to endure a race in that fucking shithole sepang

fall is best weather despite it being 230. apple picking and hunting season soon.

>ceiling fan

>not using an air amplifier and pretending you're sitting in the pits in your F1 car

amazon.com/Air-Amplifier-Kit-Inlet-CFM/dp/B007PD258A/

>j-just kidding we'll hold it again next year
>but t-that will be the final race we promise

what is this interview with horner about

reminder that ricciardo is unexposable

raining here, for some reason no lights on the streets so it's maximum comfyness

>engies screwing aroudn on GIMI-engine
NO, NO, NO

I'd buy it if i had the money
>item not shipping to Paraguay
Well fuck it

>talking about IP
>with the team that has Ferrari parts on it
kek

Renault hired some guy who was recently a technical director or something for the FIA and all the teams are (understandably) bitching that it isnt fair

motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-teams-angry-over-budkowski-team-switch-958936/

takes one to know one

ya fucked it

VET on soft

October on the East coast is max hnnnng. The leaves are gonna git gud and I'm going to be pigging out on pumpkin pie.
No better way to usher in October than under a blankie watching some formie.

It's getting cloudy here and it might rain
Comfy is building up

christian horner has been nothing but crying this whole season

ricciardo quads
bless

reminder that tacos are the GOAT mexican't food

Doesn't matter what you drive to the grid on lad

that budkowski guy just gonna tell renault everything lol

rip kimi

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Reminder this is the podium we are getting today

That sweet spot between night and morning--underrated.

FERRARLEL

We call it madrugada

>Hülkenberg has never been on a F1 podiu-

>Martin's grid walk
literally talking to children

Fuck these hybrid fucking shits

start on inters, pit after lap one safety, go to the end on softs

which ace are we using