People from South/ SouthEast Asia please help me out here...

People from South/ SouthEast Asia please help me out here. In South America were I live there are virtually no Indians or Thai/philippino/etc girls and they're really my biggest turn on. If I go to Asia what are my chances with local woman? I would prefer them to be at least as good looking as the one in the pic.

For reference I'm 5'6" and my face lies exactly between Tobey Maguire and Daniel Radcliffe.

SEA doesn't care about your looks, just your wallet. if you can't get laid there you can't get laid anywhere, period

go for the children if you dont want to catch AIDS

Are you white? Flip girls will be all over you

That's probably why all the adults have aids in the first place.

I would assume that they mostly think that anyone white has money?

What I'm worried about is getting a STD filled turist gold digger, I would ratter do a little more work and find a "regular" girl

>I would assume that they mostly think that anyone white has money?
bingo

>What I'm worried about is getting a STD
not even kidding, go for highschooler. especially instagram whore ones,
this is what you can get here, you can get much better one in thailand or vietnam, ignore her obviously undersized elementary school uniform, this girl is 17

>just your wallet.

lel

Flip chicks are nasty man.

Are you white though?

>virtually no Indians
Go to Guyana.

The age of consent here is 14, what is the age there? I don't want to be arrested for international pedo sex turism

>For reference I'm 5'6" and my face lies exactly between Tobey Maguire and Daniel Radcliffe.

yeah I'm so white that people here in Brazil talk to me in english on the street because they think I'm european

The Guyanas are a Very expensive place to go from where I live in the Southeast of Brazil, the extra amount of money to go to Asia is nothing compared to the experience of going to another continent

vary, in general its 18, 19 to 20 in malaysia IIRC, but the authority is absolutely corrupted, bribery works all the time. i fucked a barely 17 years old once

what stops them from completely cleaning you out if you offer them some money?

>For reference I'm 5'6" and my face lies exactly between Tobey Maguire and Daniel Radcliffe.
You'll stick out enough that people will stare at you. Just tell any girl you'll start a conversation.

t. Bengali

1st, asians want to be SEEN standing on moral highground, not to be actually putting an effort to be one.
2nd, SEAn are dumb and lazy, paperworks and interrogation sessions are nightmare.

>it's another schizoid chink Indog sucking bule's dick and bullshitting about his life episode
Color me surprised.

C*na anjing

i'm not even chink the fuck are you talking about?
how the fuck i'm sucking foreigner's dick if i divert them to fucking vietnam, a country filled with literal chink?
piss off retard, go back to your retarded asean general along with literal chinks trolling here and there

just go to the amazon

Lmao here's a free (You) for humoring me with your autistic tantrum. Keep on posting about your twisted view of world, retard. I'm sure you'll attract more pedos here.

The woman from the Xingu tribe are a real turn on for me too, those thongs inside their vaginas are real nice to look at, but I already have a so called amerindian slut, complete with the straight long black hair and fringe, she lives in a poor neighbourhood near mine and I can text her any time I want sex, what I'm looking for here are SEA chicks

Just what they're telling you here.

>thongs inside their vaginas

a special snowflake anime autist trying to lecture me about twisted view of world, that is really something.

>didn't even watch anime or post smug anime girl
>hurr durr fuck off weebtard don't bully me REEEEE
Really invokes my cerebrum, no wonder this country is filled with morons.

you're paranoid enough to see chinks everywhere, great chance you have the same mindset and hobby as them.
proven by your effort to look superior, now piss off, you're not impressing anyone and nobody IRL will stop looking down on your inferiority despite your claims on the internet.
as i said, go back to your chink infested general if you think there's only epic meme on Sup Forums

aren't chinks the wealthy upper class there?wouldn't you rather be associated with the chinese instead of a dark skinned abo?

I just mean them asking for even more money. It sounds like feeding bacon to a bear.

they're weak and most are nerds, i met lots of them and most of them are actually dumb as shit depite being upper-class.
they have faux superiority and lots of them are genuinely creepy pedophiles.
abos are also mocked heavily, both by chinks and natives

Chinese diaspora are the Jews of Asia
China as country is the Russia of east Asia
Chinese tourists are the British tourist of Asia

>points out that he behave like a self hating chink
>you are the chink fuck off to your chink general you are no better than me REEEEE
Looks like I've triggered a butthurt self hating chink today, he can't even use his pea brain to make a logical retort anymore. Continue sucking bule's dick as usual, retard.

usually $200 to 400 would be enough, that being said, i'm not afraid of std's so i just get the "legal" one, also have a good connection and informant helps a lot, most prostitute i fucked costs me about $50 (just dont buy your beer and cigarettes on the spot)and they're all clean.
they can provide rooms for about $6 a night but they looks like shit and i prefer to bring the escorts uphill and fucked them inside my car

ngapain lu ngurusin sex tourist njing

>look how smart i am
>look how cool i am, so cool i'm not giving a (You) to make me look i dont give a shit but unironically keep responding
can play that game, ez

so what? anyone can fuck whoever they want, they gonna fuck prostitutes anyway nothing value will be lost

well if there's another chinese genocide in indonesia at least we wont be able to say we didn't see it coming after reading this thread

>5'6
Haha

I think I'm good
>5'2
Haha

i say the current actual height average for male is 165 though

holy shit, ahahahahaha

was actually just asking in case the coppers shake me down

I don't like the idea of banging youngsters

why would I even bother with the male average height ( even if it is 165 5'6 is 168 so I'm still taller than average ) ? What matter is:

>I'm white
>Female avarage height 147 cm

Guess who's gonna fell like whiteLeBron James fucking multiple asians Piper Perri? yeah me

I want the fourth from right.

t. Wrijaya Li

Chinese literally jew of east. No kidding

>158
>147

What the fuck, how do I differentiate 20-30 year old people from 10-15 ?

>I would ratter do a little more work and find a "regular" girl
Regular SEAs are gold diggers, those that aren't, are not interested in foreigners.

Make sure to tell them you are American or from Anglo cunt btw, they prefer that

what the fuck did you just say abuot me you little bitch

>5'2
Wait are they really THAT small? AHAHAHA

...

do you love chink?

chink

You south east asians really do hate chinese aren't you?

fuck chink cina babi butuh

they're cockroaches. they want to "help", they smile and always, never fail, have some fuck up reason behind it. they are robbing naive tourists in broad day light with their "hospitality and modern" amenities. They don't even look at you in the eyes when speaking and always make that faked apologetic face in case being found out. can't never trust the slanted shit.

Vietnam is the best country in South East Asia desu. New Zealand loves you very much :)

Jeez they are literal manlets

>most girls don't really care about height.
every girl cares about height, fuck you on about

have you ever even had a girlfriend let alone interacted with a girl? unless they're really shallow (which I avoid); they hardly even care about height.

guess it's different in midget land, but in america girls very much care

kek. I've had friends in the US too. you're just after shallow girls.

As long as you're taller than her it's not the most important attribute. If you are shorter than her the wealth you need to have increases on a logarithmic scale.

>wealth
or other redeeming attributes, but I agree tho.

hmmm