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The collapse of the USSR was a mistake

LA CUCARACHA

2025: EU hegemony

>Clarkson's anti-Americanism
He's so fucking salty about the decline of the empire.

pic for reference to tanks

Besides, China has been preparing since the 80s too, with currently just over double the Russian budget.

They've got the people, the production and current-generation stuff to reproduce.

>literally the virgin state

Stopping God King Emperor Napoleon was a mistake.

creasing

wrong pic innit

someone should upload the white album, so i'll be able to listen BACK IN THE USSR

>irish guy on holiday with his gf in mexico last week
>he goes to petrol station
>goes in to pay for his petrol
>comes out and sees guy hassling his gf
>walks up and confronts him
>guy pulls out a gun and shoots him in the head
>the mexican then steals his car too
wtf. literal animals. human life worth less than a penny over there

Dude, what the fuck do you want me to say? Legally, there was no "British Empire".

America followed a very imperial path.

"The United States is the one country that exists, as far as I know, and ever has, that was founded as an empire explicitly."
- chomsky

Who cares motherfucker. We've had leaders call our country empire as well

I don't feel like this is compelling enough to carry into the new thread t󠀠bh

So ok, you're right, if China went into war mode they'd probably be knocking out hardware faster than anyone else. gg

who wouldn't be you cunt

hey thailad

The next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

this is how all brits are

go to /r/unitedkingdom and they constantly bring up america and americans

its some weird natural desire to be jealous and spiteful towards americans and america

youll almost never hear americans talk about british people or politics, but even on british sitcoms or movies they'll always have some crack shot about "yanks or fat stupid americans"

so weird their obsession with us just for existing

Me: 1
Thailad: 0

*flexes*

I didn't admit it before but I liked the virgin post vs chad post the aussie did
you should download a modded spotify and stop spamming the thread

hey

Cyrodiil is the unquestioned, unrivalled hegemon of Tamriel. The Dominion doesn't even come close.

i like america
wish i could move there

I wish you people didn't exist.

being unable to understand that the British Empire existed because it was never a single legal entity is beyond retarded

HONEY DISCONNECT THE PHONE I AM BACK IN THE USSR

*'mires*

hows it going thailad

Not you. Brits I mean.

>We've had leaders call our country empire as well

No you haven't don't lie.

It's called punching up and is better optics than taking the piss out of shitty countries

>tfw no irish bf to make me an irish car bomb but with his cum instead of creme

god the mmo was so unbelievably shit
all i wanted was some decent lore and they even fucked that up

your nation is relevant and your people are ignorant
not surprising really, most of you don't have a passport loool

yeh good thanks u?

Why would you need a passport when you live in the 3rd largest country in the world?

everything i could ever see in the world is in america

why would i need a passport

the most anti-american people i've met have been canadians

really it all stems from jealousy

which is a good thing for us- think about how many continental Europeans and third worlders talk shit about Britain. they're bitter.

To see the world and experience true culture.

I've been waiting all summer for my cousin to visit and I don't thinks he's going to come

...

Yeah, but for what purpose?
Life is fulfilling here.

>why would you need one
to see other countries? you can't go to other places without one, if you've ever tried

They hate us because we repeatedly fucked them throughout history. They aren't jealous of our pitiful little island.

this is true. britain gets the same treatment from europeans as we get from canadians and brits

yanks have a permanent victim complex

Ive never left Idaho

who doesn't these days

oh shit lads I just realised

new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM new RLM

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madness
are you not curious?

>be american
>get shot
>ambulance arrives
>ambulance driver checks your pockets for a debit card, doesn't find one, leaves
>ambulance driver then gets shot
>police then come and shoot innocent bystanders for being at a crime scene
>police then get shot by a black man
>everyone then goes to mcdonalds to get burgers
>someone comes in and shoots up the mcdonalds

taking the piss tbf

where are his spikes :(

I think yanks think about us less than we do about them. Most of them don't have a fucking clue about europe desu. Most yanks I've met thought i was scottish

reddit leddit meddit?

>1 day ago
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ROARING

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lads I love you

he's not showing them cause he's in a really good mood :)

don't know what's worse being confused for a scotsman or being irish

is that how they work

beto do you still want back in the USSR
i can upload it to vocaroo if you want

At least Direland is a semi-real country

You don't know how lucky you are, beto

HEHEHE PIRATES AND AMERICANS GETTING ALONG

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In 1783, George Washington described the newborn republic as a “rising empire.

Thomas Jefferson, in the 1790s, awaited the fall of the Spanish Empire "until our population can be sufficiently advanced to gain it from them piece by piece".

>>"We shall add to the Empire of liberty an extensive and fertile Country." — Jefferson, 25 December 1780

The concept of an American Empire was first popularized during the presidency of James K. Polk who led the United States into the Mexican–American War of 1846, and the eventual annexation of California and other western territories.

not gonna be arsed to find anymore quotes

at least they didn't call us british. thats what most europeans do

It really beggars belief that someone could do something so stupid.

In all honesty, how did he think he'd get away with that?

what are some good low maintenance pets?

two irish subhumans ewwww

Because you are.

here you go bro
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night lads

yes trust me and don't google it x

A rock

not my gf haha!

me ;)

if you don't stay alert
you could end up getting hurt

how about something a bit cuter and softer (it's for the gf)
*points at you and erupts in high pitched corporate laughter*

DIGIMON is trying to fit in /brit/ like toot poster

Giving a person a pet as a gift is one of the worst things you can do. Trust what I say, I'm an American

>A court also heard he made internet searches for 'student, teacher and sex'
would rather top myself than having my internet history put out to the world like that

*looks at your belly*
sorry I said low maintenance haha

cat

*hisses and scratches up the curtains*

you cant do it

It was hard for Beatles to make a bad album. They were very bad at it.

thailad when are you coming back to europe and having some white children

interracial gangbangs

samefag

sorry I didn't explain myself well
it's not a surprise gift, she wants a pet but is unsure of which, it has to be low maintenance due to her current lifestyle
she's considering this but I told her about toxoplasmosis
*pushes your arse with a broomstick*
no no no you're not supposed to like that

the digimon cant fit in /brit/

he's a civic nationalist, he doesn't care about that

Have you considered planting a tree?

no im too racist to watch that

what is your opinion of manual transmissions

>toxoplasmosis
It's symptomless like a myriad of other things that people pick up through normal life though, isn't it?

can't where she lives

what a wanker

Bonsai tree