You will never live in Nathan's house

>you will never live in Nathan's house

feels bad man. That backyard though

ywn drink beer and play pool all day

>ywn tear up dance floor then tear up kawaii japbot's tight pucci

This dude literally had it made, he should have never let numale normie scum into his AI fuckfest monk retreat

>ywn wake up from a hangover and stick to an aspirin brown rice and mineral water

he was probably too intelligent
wanted to an hero, but go out with a bang

He could have easily administered himself IV fluids to flush out the toxins if you think about it

when i have a heavy ngiht, i compensate the next morning. exercise, anti-oxidants
>how was the party?
party?
>yeah wasn't there a party?
there wasn't a party.

yeah but mineral water and brown rice has more panache

why does he look so small there?

He was Joe Rogan's soul brother

god i hated that robot cunt.

Stop watching capeshit and/or stop browsing /fit/. Allowing fantasy to dictate the way you judge reality will only lead to self destruction.

he's a manlet irl isn't he?
but a cool manlet

Indeed. The movie wouldn't exist without it

this is now a
>Times you acted like Nathan thread

Nathan seems like the kind of guy who would invite you over to eat chili, drink strong beer, and play Smash Bros. He will hit on your girlfriend in front of you after the 4th beer, this is a given.

Who was in the wrong here?

>be me
>grow a patchy beard
>shave head
>borrow my uncle's old RV and move to the woods
>codeacademy.org all day .jpg
>Take out phone connect it to speakers
>duct tape it onto my waifu pillow
>Talk to Siri all day, ask her questions, try to figure out if she's a human
>get drunk every second night
>excersise to compensate, and be even better on the dance floor.
>one day, racoon enters the RV and tears up my waifu.
>Don't get mad, just tear the dance floor instead

Caleb for being a fucking idiot.
Based Nathan.

could you just not

I think I know that exact guy

kek

did you guys pause the scene where the azn fuckbot smashed her arms off against the wall and her booty showed for a single frame?

Nat is supposed to be intelligent yet he doesnt even have a back up plan assuming ava does get out

he also should have known a beta is like desperate dog and he should have expected anything from him

->not avenging your waifu
Retard

damn....

where's all the naked gookbots??

Yeah he is 5'7"

in the basement

>ywn play with his hairy smelly cock
fbm

underrated post

movie architecture thread?

The director of Oblivion Joseph Kosinski was an architect, probably in part why the film had such nice design.

John Wick had the best house

you do realize that the whole book and film is making fun of the yuppie-lifestyle and aesthetic right? The director and author are literally laughing at the way Patrick lives, down to the apartment that "muh minimalism"-plebs on Sup Forums cream over

What do you think that arm pit smells like

You do realize that all you're doing is making fun of people enjoying themselves and that you're just a cynical cunt, right?

Sweat

Hey it's a nice apartment. Nothing as retarded as the food where they order some absurd shit.

What if you end up trapped forever inside like Caleb?

too white tb h, hurts my eyes

would like a more natural wood color

I wish I could live here as a NEET for the rest of my life alone with a NEET bot.

>NEET bot

damn he's taller than me