My fellow Amerifats, which three states do you think are the greatest and which three do you think are the shittiest?

My fellow Amerifats, which three states do you think are the greatest and which three do you think are the shittiest?

I can tell you that "Missouri" comes pretty close to "Misery".

Do with that what you will.

colorado new jersey and kansas

shittiest... louisiana, alabama, missouri

Montana, Colorado, Northern Cali.

Greatest: Ohio, Ohio, Ohio
Shittiest: Texas, Texas, Michigan

Best:
TX, MT, WA

Worst:
CA, NY/NJ (basically equally shifty and not really much different), MD

3 best
>Arizona
>texas
>alaska
3 worst
>california
>new Mexico
>new york

Greatest:
Alaska
Texas
Pennsylvania

Worst:
Washington
Michigan
Commiefornia

Greatest:
>Texas
>Colorado
>Alaska

Shittiest:
>New Jersey
>California
>Florida

Everyone in Texas is an asshole.

And thats one of the many reasons its the best

BEST:

MAINE, OREGON, WA


WORST:

NJ, CA, Virginia

Best: texas, Nevada, Alaska
Worst: California, Connecticut, Massachusetts.

texas is best at being bored as fuck

best: New Hampshire, Maine, Colorado
worst: New Jersey

ME, NH, AK

CA, AL, MI

NJ can be top-tier but also the shittiest. I live in a nice semi-rural area near Princeton so I can't complain, but some areas are just straight fucked.

I don't get this. Are we judging this based on people? Cali has the most recreational things to do and some of the most beautiful scenic locations. A pariah of spics and cucks is never going to chance that.

Worst
>MN
>NJ
>OH

Best
>MI
>CA (pls disregard the populace)
>Alaska

new jersey is the most beautiful place on earth

I judged based on culture, politics, people, and the environment (Alaska is fucking beautiful)

People, culture, politicians, laws. Anything really. Shitty gun laws, culture and drought will keep me away.

>Michigan shills
Ohio has become everything Michigan aspired to be

stay mad

Grandparents live in Ridgewood, can confirm

You got NM and AZ reversed

Pennsylvania is awesome.

California is lame.

NJ>SJ

I mean maybe you're a hipster.
I haven't had any issues at all, and I'm no country bumpkin, but maybe it's because I carry myself like the veteran I am? Idfk.
Them and Oklahoma was nothing but cordial countryfolk.
Course I didn't hit major cities cause I don't like niggers much.

>Alaska is fucking beautiful
That I will agree on. I've wanted to visit for some time, it seems to me like America's Iceland sans the God-tier music.

Not with all the beer, guns, and countryside they've got.

but then you're still in texas

Best: California, Texas, Colorado
Worst: Nebraska, Illinois, Tennessee

BEST
1. Georgia
2. Texas
3. Louisiana

Worst
1. California
2. Florida
3. New York

People and laws and cost of living as well as population density.
I grew up in cali and left because I don't want to spend 1/2 of my income as a network engineer paying rent and $4+ for 87 octane fuel.
Shits retarded.

>New Mexicuck detected
Go back to Alubuaquuerque or however the fuck it's spelled

I lived in Texas for about 7 years. I don't mean to generalize so I guess "everyone" is the wrong word, but based on my experiences there is absolutely fuckall to do there (I guess if you count Six Flags that's something but just one thing) and people talk shit behind your back instead of to your face.

740/614 reporting

In no particular order

Greatest:
Texas
New York
Colorado

Worst:
Alabama
California
Utah

I think all states. You get to choose between

>average IQ of 85, everyone is obese but doesn't give a fuck about political correctness aka the south

Or

>SJW cry babies from actual privileged families

Is there anywhere that a white constitionalist atheist can go where he fits in?

Tell that to stone cold motherfucker

Greatest: Arkansas, Arkansas, Arkansas
Worst: California, New York, Massachusetts

Keep crying, Aiden. California is a cesspool.

I guess Cali's a better place to vacation for a week (namely Orange, fucking love OC) than to live.

Better than california. I'm never going back. Fuck that place.
Plus Texas had decent industry and natural resources and GDP.

you wanna know how i know you've never been outside the south? your list of best states and worst states with 2 you've probably never been to

Southern NJ can't CC but everyone else thinks it's the south around here

Is Texas really like King of the Hill? I've heard people say the show is spot on, but I don't fucking know, I've never been there.

CALIFORNIA, NEW YORK, TEXAS

Love you brother never thought Kansas would make anyone's list t. Kansan

Exactly, #1 rule for california:
You never live in california, it's shifty to live there, but it's nice to visit and or own a vacation home in.
Every engineer I've met when I was in NC and when I lived in CA said this.
They worked there for awhile, got tired of the insanity and left then would go visit.

No one likes Wyoming?

I TELL YA HWHUT

>Alabama
>Utah
>Worst

Best: Washington, Idaho, Kentucky
Worst: California, Massachusetts, New York

best (in no order)
>Texas
>Indiana
>Alaska (naturally beautiful, can go innawoods if needed, seems pretty uncucked)

shittiest
>commiefornia
>vermont
>florida

new mexico is legit terrible. everything good they say we did is actually Texas

....yup

wywho?

Yep. Any moderately sized town is pretty similar to Arlen.

It's a nice state to visit, but not much can be said about it as far as people go.

Best: Colorado, Montana, North Carolina

Worst: Illinois, Kentucky, Arkansas

Bonus: DC is worse than all 50 states

I also only included states I've been to, unlike most of Sup Forums which will probably just pick based off of HDI or something

I like wyoming, but it's not as economically sound as other options and doesn't have as much intense nature as MT. I mean, basically anywhere that isn't NY, CA, DC, MD, NJ, VA, FL, AL, OR, or another shifty state is good with me.

I wish I could go there, take a deep breath in, deep breath out, and whisper to myself as I watch the buffalo roam: "I'm fucking bored".

Best: Colorado
Everybody else is just fighting for second

As much grief as I'll get for this answer, Austin. While it has a rep for sjws, most everyone I know is pretty based. You can meet someone that looks like a hipster douche, but once you start talking to them you can agree on gun rights, the dangers of unregulated immigration, and the threat of a globalist elite.

>Full of religious weirdos and nothing to do
I don't even have to differentiate because that applies to both.

Nailed it!

...

Texas, Alabama, and and Colorado

We are pretty free senpai. There isn't much liberal/gov over reach because there isn't very many people. Also, no corporate income tax and very loose gun laws

greatest: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky (The great Virginian motherland)

shittiest: Maryland, Michigan, Louisiana

Best:
North Carolina
Alabama
Montana/Wyoming

Honorable mentions: rural Washington, Texas, Alaska

Worst
California
New York
Minnesota

Dishonorable mentions: Oregon, Ohio, Michigan, Massachusetts

New Mexico is just a shittier Arizona

Hawaii is cool

I guess some of you Clevelanders are alright after all.

Thanks for the Wyoming shoutout!

new jersey is 2nd

I'm biased because I grew up around coastal Alabama. Essentially Florida without the shitty things about Florida

Best: Washington, Oregon, Colorado
Worst: North Carolina and any other two shit southern states

Hence why I like it. Sadly not enough economic marketplace to be had.

>disliking ohio
Trump won the primary anyways okay.

>go through entire thread
>not a single mention of Arkansas
Just end us already. No one cares

Southern Missouri is pretty nice though, it's basically like an extension of Arkansas. North is shit. The general ozarks area is beautiful, and is mostly conservative.

~Official Power Rankings~

>Texas Tier
Texas

>God Tier
Wisconsin
Virginia
North Dakota
Alaska

>New York Values Tier
New York
New Jersey
Massachusetts

>You lost the birth lottery Tier
Mississippi
Michigan
Georgia

>What the fuck are you doing Tier
California
Florida

>Literally who? Tier
Connecticut
Wyoming

Best: California, North Carolina, Alaska
Worst: South Carolina, Florida, Texas

Oregon
Montana
New Mexico

I visited west Arkansas once. Smelled kinda like piss and it was humid ASFUUUUCCKK

Ohio State fans and general rust belt refugees who are shitting up the south when they rmove down for work

i love david's burgers. best burger in the country fast food wise

Based leaf, Wisconsin is god tier aside from complete lib shitstorm Madison.

Kentucky, Commiefornia, and New York are shitholes. Dont even fly over them

the part where i70 runs and i70 itself is the shittiest part of the country

Ya m8 90% Humidity is a good day here

Psh. We take care of Alabama and this is the thanks we get?

>Kentucky
Why? Are you some kind of fried chicken hater?

switch new jersey and nola

I think most red states have those containment cities.

I am an Auburn fan and that was wonderful. And I was happy to see Cleveland win the title. But that's the extent of my compliments for Ohio

I love it. I'm a Colorado native who sometimes thinks about leaving since we have so many Cali and east coast fags here now