Everton Vs Burnley Matchthread

Let's get this titanic PL game underway

>Everton
Pickford
Martina
Keane
Williams
Baines
Gueye
Schneiderlin
Vlasic
Calvert-Lewin
Niasse
Sigurdsson

>Burnley
Pope
Lowton
Tarkowski
Mee
Ward
Brady
Cork
Hendrick
Defour
Arfield
Wood

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Inb4 0-0 Everton 75% possession

>Mee in defence
Haha.

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>Rooney already dropped

Tip top kek. He's got a 2 year contract. BRAVO Everton.

shan't be watching this

>ronney

He's finished, isn't he?

dubs for chris wood hattrick

will give this one a miss

Reminder that Everton can realistically win the league.
Reminder that Keane is the most promising defender in the league
Reminder that Rooney will have his resurgence at Everton and he definitely hasn't been finished for almost half a decade

dubs for Gylfi goal and assist

>the Everton Angry Birds

If Burnley, Stroke and Bournememe relegate I0d die with a smile on my face. Bonus smile if West Brom drop next year also

reminder that koeman is a fraud

fucking hell Gylfi..

you would be scoring that last year

>rpmmey

>drop rooney
>play with speed and intention
>possession inside opposition box
>chances to score

whomstdve wouldve thunk

>NEVERTON

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>defending in the city of liverpool

>neverton

>NEVERTON
>TOP 4 LA

>everton could realistically win the league

>shitterton

>neverton

Siggurdson for £45M is one of the worst deals of all time.

Literally Torres-tier

if everton lose this, and koeman having dropped rooney, you have to think he would be punted this evening

>hendrich
>hendrix
>hendricks
>all in the same goal rant
>fizzers

koeman more like shitman

I don't really care. At least Everton are attacking and Rppney is off because he's shite.

Ward is in my fantasy team lads

Another 70+ points week

On one side I'm glad for the incoming shitstorm but the Sean Dyche fellating in the BBC will be too much

MEE

TURNS GUEYE

FOR CHRIS WOOD

Too many non-whites in this Everton team.

hello I'm here for
>neverton

We are literally 100% [Poor language removed].

everton changed like 13 players, yet one of the biggest changes is how gana gay is playing

last year he was a beast covering the defensive line.. now he's always chasing, nowhere near the ball, can't place a single pass or make decent tackles

Getting to use this image way too much.

The new Spurs, after Spurs sold Bale.

Width from the fullbacks must be one of the biggest memes that Koeman has implemented. It only works if you have the quality to hold possession but Everton do not have the quality to do that. It leads to too many counter attacks.

been a decent game t b h you clearly aren't watching

This isn’t Yahoo! Messenger la

realistically
>neverton

hey lad at least we have two of the top6 teams playing today, it's not that bad

Koeman is fucking clueless.

What kind of nonsense formation is this?

lol

Reminder that Pickford is the 3rd most expensive goalkeeper of all time.

>Buy Sunderland goalkeeper
>concede like Sunderland
#JustEvertonThings

reminder that he's been good though.

Koeman's plan was to fellate Rooney and hope he could still play. Now that he realised something we all knew that rooney was shite, he has no plan

>"""""""""""""""Super"""""""""""""""" Sunday

>/epl/ told me everton could win the league
>put a cheeky 20 on it

RIP MY MONEY YOU CUNTS

>ronald pooman

Is the season over? No.

That was an absolutely tragic few seconds

cash out la

Fook me.

>keen
and
>gay
I lol'd.

koeman sacked in the morning?

theyre offering me 37p

koeman more like wanker

Everton are one special shower of shite

Take the money and run.

>Be Everton
>Koeman is quality la
>unironically spend 50 million dollarydoos on Gylfi
>150 million spent
>still have Ashley Williams at the heart of the defence
>top 4 this season la, be afraid la lol
>currently hovering just above the relegation zone
>currently losing at home to Burnley at home
>this after drawing to ten kebab makers in midweek

Everton has not been this bad since 2003/04

fuck it. atleast that can buy me a freddo and a pack of space raiders

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million spent

There's your problem.

koeman more like cuntcunt

God, this match is dire. I'm only killing time before shitposting about Liverpool later. Been waiting all weekend to post. Not even arsed about my own team.

what is that on the right? i have kodi but it doesnt look like that

moyes in

one screen? holy shit

Watching Goodison Park in the championship will be fun.

>tfw won't be able to post for a whole two weeks due to internationals

the state of ABLs

Which incidentally was the last season Rooney played for them until now

Really makes you think

Koeman out, Ancelotti in.

Remember when we had Moyes? A manager who was tactically competent. Or Martinez? A manager who at least made it exciting when you lost to Burnley at home.

Everton are a part of Liverpool, lad. By shitposting Everton, you are shitposting Everton too.

>freddo:25p
>space raiders:20p

Shit out of luck m8

Koemann? More like spazzy mongface.

>you are shitposting Everton too
Realistically speaking, I fucked up.

>when the footballs so shit you got to watch the cricket as well
So this is the power of the epl?

Rafa Benitez has been speaking about his relationship with Liverpool in the Newcastle United match programme.

“For me, it’s a special day; Liverpool are a special club, and I have my best memories from my time there. It will be very emotional. I was there for six years, and my family are still there. The support I received from their fans from the first day until the last was amazing, they have the best fans in the world. I wish them all the best for the season – apart from when we play them!”

Unironically take it

Based Rafa back in when? Fuck Flopp desu

koeman more like crabman

unironically doing calculus instead of watching this shit

>Everton could realistically win the league

There is a Sunday in the near future where the games are good. Believe!

what an ugly lump of fat

we know what you meant sweetie it's ok x

this is a flattering webm she is actually fat

BEIN sports is fucking shit. Just showed an ad for a show called 'Devious Maids' - Arabs really are retarded

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you could fill the grand canyone with her cellulite alone.

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fucking revolting

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bet those puppies sag all the way down to her knees

remember when you fags said everton could challenge top 4 with this team? Sup Forums is never right