What is the least degenerate profession

what is the least degenerate profession

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medical marijuana tester

larp captain with a 20% crit modifier when using a magic bow

Professional arm wrestler.

really anything STEM is far from degenerate

Marble sculptor

Beekeeper or surgeon

Heavy equipment operator

t. excavator operator

burger flipper

What if you're designing gay sex bots?

Marble sculpture is the art of creating three-dimensional forms from marble. Sculpture is among the oldest of the arts. Even before painting cave walls, early humans fashioned shapes from stone. From these beginnings, artifacts have evolved to their current complexity.

Well someone has to do it.

I have nothing but respect for crane operators.
Dump truck drivers can eat a dick, tho.

Right Wing Death Squad

How is your back?

Refrigeration mechanic
t. Red seal journeyman

Owning your own business

Knights Templar

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EMT, with no doubt.

priest

Swedish bull prepper

>saving od'ing fucktards
nah m8

Doctor, obviously. Most respected profession in the world.

Truck drivers are all fucking morons, it's why they're truck drivers.
Good, I lift with the legs

Boilermakers and drillers of earth.

Farming. Hunting. Fishing.

You can't get less degenerate than this

>drillers of earth.
Riiiight.

>STEM is far from degenerate
>STEM is far from fun, fulfilling, and enjoyable

*snaps fingers* Damn

Actually OD cases are extremely rare in my country.
I prefer trauma patients.

>TFW Dad is a trucker.

He completely agrees with you, but because you have insulted him I have no choice but to call you a nigger faggot

Woodland cabin hermitry and professional mail bomb construction

soldier?

accounting

Crusher operators, equipment operators have life too easy.

Electrician, power your webcobbed computer up.

Fucking your mom's pussy with these dubs

Medical doctors

Spec ops. Pararescue in particular.

I have respect for any man that does does an "undesirable" job. Janitor, construction worker, trashman, etc.

Collecting dividends.

Fishermen

Christian missionary.

Somebody gotta do

Better be proud of it than importing shits to do it.

Servicing black men at a glory hole

Collected 200$ today in dividends just sitting on my ass. Feels good man.

My ultimate goal is 25k a year in dividends

Carpenter.

It's what Jesus did.

Any skilled labor/trade.

, debt collector.

Any skilled trades. Carpenter, electrician, etc...

It really is the best. True wealth is built through ownership, not service.

>Strolling through the world, from town to town
>Doing some magical tricks and other pranks
>Get invited to some strangers, give me free food and water
>Swap with wine stolen earlier while they didnt look
>Later meet with the gang to share loot and tell stories
>Oh sweet carpentr life.

Chef depending on the establishment
-absolute authority
-military style hierarchy
-professionalism
-anti drug and party culture again depends on the place
-teaches you alot of usefull skills that you can carry over to other jobs

You have no idea, poor soul

>anti drug and party culture
I thought chefs were known for being coked up maniacs

Have fun saving shot up niggers and bums ODing on heroin. Only thing it does it numb you to the fact that minorities need to be exterminated.

Don't fuck black chicks. The STIs are not worth the lay, even if you can get past the musky scent

as tradecraft myself I highly disagree

I build hunting and tactical bolt action rifles for a living.

This, I'm a chef at my local Wendy's and I have a bunch of companies interested in hiring me all because I have skills that most others do not.

>feelsbrettygudman.

damn, good answer, i was going to say stone mason or carpenter.

This, I'm a chef at my local Wendy's and I have a bunch of companies interested in hiring me all because I have skills that most others do not.

>feelsbrettygudman

Mostly .308 or larger?

Fisherman

Double post, sorry about that am on phone

I'm a train conductor.

I make $42/hr... It's not a bad life

When I grow up I want to be a harvester of the sea.
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How did you get into that?

>I'm a chef at Wendy's
>chef
>wendy's

As a real ex chef who worked for fairmont and a michelin star restaurant I can confirm you are no chef... You may be qualified to be a dishwasher in the places I have worked

I understood that reference.

ranging from .204 Ruger to 404 Jeffrey.
Started as the shipping boy 3 years ago, moved up to assembly, now salesman and marketing director.

>Male pharmacist
>Still can't get a GF
kill me, please

I don't have any "that was bait you fucking moron" pics handy, so have a naked girl high on lsd.

I've ran into a few like that but they burn out pretty fast I just have a few pints after a shift and that's it

>male driller of earth
still no gf

pupils not dilated, not high on lsd...

Librarian.

Fuhrer

The bottom is the same as #2, and #3 is communism in theory, as described by God Kike Marx

>equating socialism with national socialism

this is how I know you're from reddit.com/r/The_Donald

Except in practice, #2 and #4 end up being the same, in that the rich and middle class are forced by the state to support the poor. Only difference with #4 is the emphasis of the state instead of the commune.

this desu
farming and fishing are the only redpilled professions
>independent
>original american dream
>dont have to worry about impressing anyone
>have lots of kids to have more fieldhands

>Worked part-time fill-in as Firefighter for 4 years
>Literally did nothing 80% of timr
>WOWsoCool.jpeg

>Worked as a Paramedic past 2 years
>Busy as Shit
>Literally deal with trash all day, Homeless, Poor people with non-issue, people with back pain who require you to lift their fat ass out of their house/boat/truck
>Only good runs I get are consistently fruitless attempts at saving dead people
>Stroke, after Stroke, after Stroke
>Put up with dipshit glass eyed students all day who "Can't wait to save Lives"bullshit
>Sitting in Bed right now, unable to move from back pain

Life ain't that Grand, Pic related drunk and wrecked this truck off a cliff. Was able to unscrew license plate and run before we got there.

architect

I literally just took my NREMT today... don't tell me this shit...

How is being a firefighter? Thinking about getting into it

lawyer

Philosopher.

I am not him, but knowing enough ER doctors and EMTs, it ends up becoming and . You are going to be dealing with the most degenerate of society on a daily basis, those who really do not deserve to live, while you watch those who do die.

Sure, I'm currently just a pharm student/intern, but I've only become more and more cynical of how fuck up the medical industry is, and the week I spent doing hospital rotations has made me realize that those who have been at it for a while end up developing the darkest of humor to deal with the cynicism or just go completely nuts.

Are you me in 2 years?

This is my saving grace. My two best buds are an EMT and a Medic.

They're prepared me mentally. I figure it's a paycheck and a chance to see a rekt thread in real life. I'm doing it for the lulz.

Mathematician

I hope not. Avoid working in the ghetto at all costs, find a woman and make her righteous, for my sake.

I don't know anybody in an Urban 911 Service who wants to work this job for the rest of their life.

Can it be fun? Yes. Are there days where you do nothing? Rarely but it does occasionally happen. I

But on the real, the work is physically draining, the interactions with people are forlorn, the hours will destroy your sleep schedule (and I typically work on 12s, not even 24s). You will become either fat, depressed, single, injured, or an asshole (or all of the above). And you will not be paid even near as much as the people who work around you and do half the fucking work.

People talk about EMS and depression, but they always elude to it being from "the bad things you deal with." It's not, the real depression comes from the exestential crisis you endure wondering why there is any reason for you to waste your time doing this.

My wife's son's personal shopper.

teacher

I noticed that too in my hospital rotation. I want to go the retail path. It has its downsides, but it does have upsides
>tfw I know customers by name
>Tfw I promote wellness in the community
>tfw I battle (((insurance companies))) daily
>Tfw working retail cures social autism
Feels damn good

>pharmacist

Now there is a truly worthless job. Why you're not already replaced by a machine is beyond me.

Machine operator.

Then again, working with the scum of society is never pleasant, and having to deal with their shit is soul draining.

Working in a ghetto pharmacy is making me completely disillusioned with the medical profession, and that I would, without flinching or second through, let some ghetto trash die on my own watch if there were to be no consequences.

Guess this is why the government regulates the medical industry so hard. It is because they know we'd end up stop giving a shit about their supporters and let them die on the spot, or force them to become productive so they aren't some DM2 400lb whale with every health condition known to mankind.

Professional dog walker