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apu edition

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willy

It's august 23rd and I weigh 145 pounds
By September 23rd I aim to weigh AT LEAST 157 pounds

hmmph

kinda of want jezza corbyn to become PM so when he turns out to be a boring centrist like everyone else I can see all the arrogant students cry

anime

how tall x

165

>apu
wasnt the official name pepe helper or something

need to be thin

i'm 12"6 and built like the mall of america

Just destroyed an entire quiche Lorraine
1200 calories like it was nothing!!

190cm tall and weigh 65kg

ama

Need my willy sucked by a cute women lads.

Not sure but between 5ft 10 and 6ft

bum

yum

unrealistic happening

arse

going on travel tomorrow again sadly so todays the only day i can do heroin

cant imagine what it's like to have a girl intersted in you

t. 28 year old virgin

show willy

>heroin
the virgin drug

Leave the drugs alone lad.

agnes

would have been a funny post if you'd said you werent a virgin

haha rape jokes x

how to have a manageable heroin habit

Imagine actually doing drugs hahahahahaha

i member

bet you drink coffee you fucking runt

*imagines it*
ok now what?

No hun I don't actually I'm white

coffee isnt a drug, its a drink

I wear supreme but I don't skate
I'm a baller but don't need to flex my I8

set yourself a limit even if you have some stash force yourself to not more than once every 2 weeks or so else you're going to get taken over

just around a week left till I have no gf

Anyone fancy a trip in my privately built submarine?

he doesn't have a manageable heroin habit

i havent played tf2 in years because I ended up just fucking around on plr_hightower probably 80-90% of the time

No wonder you're such a skelly you crack whore.

Paganism, Christianity or secular Darwinism lads?

what about alcohol la

antitheism my darling

>tfw 26 & never had one.

hows your mum lol still on the verge of dying the little slut?

also a drink

thanks lad, hopefully i can take my cheekbones to the next level now

Charles Darwin was a Satanist and deeply in to the occult. This is the person we base all of our modern beliefs about history on

are there really neo pagans?

i found hightower really frustrating because the elevator part was too hard to coordinate on a pub. valve needs to STOP racism against objective-based gamers

>full time is £1600 a month which ends up £1350 after tax
>working 6 hours a day is £1250 a month which ends up £1120

think I'll stick to my 6 hours a day x

>This is the person we base all of our modern beliefs about history on
wrong. All of our modern beliefs stem from Martin Luther and John Calvin. Protestantism is the root of all Progressivism

there were a few of them on /lit/ a year and some months ago, but they all were driven out which is a pity because they all were into the ancient greek literature and stuff

can't remember where I placed my GTA 5 disk

>decide to try nofap
>new work site has girls in active wear passing me every few minutes
Good lord

he talks about games online......

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-41001169

>Birmingham gangs banned from city in landmark ruling

>Eighteen men, aged between 19 and 29 and some in prison, are banned from parts of Birmingham and must register phones and vehicles with police.

my sister is friends with someone who claims to be a wiccan

youtube.com/watch?v=SD-psZSFIVw

Don't know, I hope so.

you have played skyrim for six thousand hours and married lydia 100 times

didn't ask you fuckwit

my gf used to LARP as a wiccan when she was a teenager apparently

love her 'tism

I blame white supremacy for this.

better idea: deport them back to crapistan

i was just trying to be helpful...

the manlet rorke has mummy issues lol

:^}

I just woke up and I begin toil in 5 hours for 10 hours.
I'm gonna be up for damn near a whole cunting day.
Fuuuuuuck

unfortunately they're uk citizens

most men have mummy issues

just found this :(

>those people
>british
mad ting

Love milfs me

Pic related, girls like this constantly

and?
stick em on a boat and ship em out
who's gonna stop us?

only 90s kids will remember this.......

hilfe

the average Welsh man

actually tho i marry ysolda dont like that mary sue lydia bitch

Lmao

I saw Sara and her bf in manchester earlier today

she dresses and walks like a fat girl who tries to hide her flab

bf1 now available in each access NICE

on day 17 of my 800-1200 calorie deficit diet

quite tough but I'm to keep this up until 13 September

...

My daddy was a miner,
And I'm a miner's son,
He'll be with you fellow workers
Until this battle's won.

you should be fine bringing it to a bank or post office for exchanging

dinnae believe you

end soon

rip in peace

just found out the chinese lass i was seeing works at canary wharf now

ba da
ba ba bah,
i'm lovin' it

a yellow bird working in a tower named after a yellow bird

good morning

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i never did the marrying quests because i only enjoy the hitting people with swords bits

just had a wicked into involving removing the stars and replacing them with my plump bollocks

got no idea how to dress now that I actually have some money to buy clothes

I saw them with my own eyes
it was definitely her with her shitty commie fringe and weird makeup that makes her look frumpy

bit racist mate, please delete this
Cheers x

and then he turned into ... a bug! ahahahaha