apu edition
/brit/
willy
It's august 23rd and I weigh 145 pounds
By September 23rd I aim to weigh AT LEAST 157 pounds
hmmph
kinda of want jezza corbyn to become PM so when he turns out to be a boring centrist like everyone else I can see all the arrogant students cry
anime
how tall x
165
>apu
wasnt the official name pepe helper or something
need to be thin
i'm 12"6 and built like the mall of america
Just destroyed an entire quiche Lorraine
1200 calories like it was nothing!!
190cm tall and weigh 65kg
ama
Need my willy sucked by a cute women lads.
Not sure but between 5ft 10 and 6ft
bum
yum
unrealistic happening
arse
going on travel tomorrow again sadly so todays the only day i can do heroin
cant imagine what it's like to have a girl intersted in you
t. 28 year old virgin
show willy
>heroin
the virgin drug
Leave the drugs alone lad.
agnes
would have been a funny post if you'd said you werent a virgin
haha rape jokes x
how to have a manageable heroin habit
Imagine actually doing drugs hahahahahaha
i member
bet you drink coffee you fucking runt
*imagines it*
ok now what?
No hun I don't actually I'm white
coffee isnt a drug, its a drink
I wear supreme but I don't skate
I'm a baller but don't need to flex my I8
set yourself a limit even if you have some stash force yourself to not more than once every 2 weeks or so else you're going to get taken over
just around a week left till I have no gf
Anyone fancy a trip in my privately built submarine?
he doesn't have a manageable heroin habit
i havent played tf2 in years because I ended up just fucking around on plr_hightower probably 80-90% of the time
No wonder you're such a skelly you crack whore.
Paganism, Christianity or secular Darwinism lads?
what about alcohol la
antitheism my darling
>tfw 26 & never had one.
hows your mum lol still on the verge of dying the little slut?
also a drink
thanks lad, hopefully i can take my cheekbones to the next level now
Charles Darwin was a Satanist and deeply in to the occult. This is the person we base all of our modern beliefs about history on
are there really neo pagans?
i found hightower really frustrating because the elevator part was too hard to coordinate on a pub. valve needs to STOP racism against objective-based gamers
>full time is £1600 a month which ends up £1350 after tax
>working 6 hours a day is £1250 a month which ends up £1120
think I'll stick to my 6 hours a day x
>This is the person we base all of our modern beliefs about history on
wrong. All of our modern beliefs stem from Martin Luther and John Calvin. Protestantism is the root of all Progressivism
there were a few of them on /lit/ a year and some months ago, but they all were driven out which is a pity because they all were into the ancient greek literature and stuff
can't remember where I placed my GTA 5 disk
>decide to try nofap
>new work site has girls in active wear passing me every few minutes
Good lord
he talks about games online......
bbc.co.uk
>Birmingham gangs banned from city in landmark ruling
>Eighteen men, aged between 19 and 29 and some in prison, are banned from parts of Birmingham and must register phones and vehicles with police.
my sister is friends with someone who claims to be a wiccan
Don't know, I hope so.
you have played skyrim for six thousand hours and married lydia 100 times
didn't ask you fuckwit
my gf used to LARP as a wiccan when she was a teenager apparently
love her 'tism
I blame white supremacy for this.
better idea: deport them back to crapistan
i was just trying to be helpful...
the manlet rorke has mummy issues lol
:^}
I just woke up and I begin toil in 5 hours for 10 hours.
I'm gonna be up for damn near a whole cunting day.
Fuuuuuuck
unfortunately they're uk citizens
most men have mummy issues
just found this :(
>those people
>british
mad ting
Love milfs me
Pic related, girls like this constantly
and?
stick em on a boat and ship em out
who's gonna stop us?
only 90s kids will remember this.......
hilfe
the average Welsh man
actually tho i marry ysolda dont like that mary sue lydia bitch
Lmao
I saw Sara and her bf in manchester earlier today
she dresses and walks like a fat girl who tries to hide her flab
bf1 now available in each access NICE
on day 17 of my 800-1200 calorie deficit diet
quite tough but I'm to keep this up until 13 September
...
My daddy was a miner,
And I'm a miner's son,
He'll be with you fellow workers
Until this battle's won.
you should be fine bringing it to a bank or post office for exchanging
dinnae believe you
end soon
rip in peace
just found out the chinese lass i was seeing works at canary wharf now
ba da
ba ba bah,
i'm lovin' it
a yellow bird working in a tower named after a yellow bird
good morning
i never did the marrying quests because i only enjoy the hitting people with swords bits
just had a wicked into involving removing the stars and replacing them with my plump bollocks
got no idea how to dress now that I actually have some money to buy clothes
I saw them with my own eyes
it was definitely her with her shitty commie fringe and weird makeup that makes her look frumpy
bit racist mate, please delete this
Cheers x
and then he turned into ... a bug! ahahahaha