Vikings vs Lions Pre Game

Get in here. The Vikings are going to crush the Lions

Doubt it.

Not watching. Are they kneeling? Meh still not gonna watch either way.

I will be literally shaking if they don't kneel

I sincerely hope you don't believe that, for your sake.

Nigger Football League on suicide watch!

Better watch some basketball while you can cuckold nigger lovers! Haha!

Let's go Dalvin!!

KANGS OF DA NORF REPORTING IN OMMMMM

*kneels*

i bet you a steam game vikings will win today

hmm...

Heading out to the local bar to watch the Lions.

haha

Not him but I'm down

I'll take that bet too.

LETS GO TEAM!!!

What should I do with my AP jersey Sup Forums?

frame it

Why did you buy a jersey with another man's name on it in the first place?

I donating it to some kid is the best way

>jarrad davis isn't playing
Vikings chances just improved dramatically.

>bradford steals bridgewater's job
>keenum steals bradfords job

nothing personal, sammy

bradford is the best tho

>Implying vets want to see nigs disrespect them even if it was for free.

yeah but the defense is going feel this sick Eminem beat I'm blaring out all the way from Melbourne

My last name is Peterson too.

Don't get me wrong, Minnesota is still going to lose, but they should probably keep it close now.

hope so mate ;)

Hey deadass bro teams with purple colors is gay af my dude

Game attendees are supporting the oppressive regimes that the players are trying to overthrow, therefore giving tickets away would be counter productive

>live in australia
>become a lions fan of all things
How does this even happen?

Lions almost never win comfortably so expect a nail biter up to the end but I'm pretty sure Lions will come out on top

case keenum dragons?
I dont even care the lions are gonna win. I just want Stafford and Keenum to just unleash dozens and dozens of dragons against eachother.
please ziggy, dont hurt him. case is a gud boy.

>black

Is Case Keenum capable of dragons?

good. Ive been skipping a bunch of games because of this nigger bullshit. hope it hits them in the pockets and they shut it down.

I like underdogs, musicians from the city and Les Gold.

who /Minneapolis/ here?

he was last week
t. someone who watches games

Vikings will run all over Detoilet. Dalvin with 150 yards and 1 TD
>t. carl gerbschmidt

he threw a few last week to diggs and thielen
tampa bay was pretty busted on d though

>YFW Tate feeds a Viking his ass again in a game winning touchdown

are you the webm swede, or the other one?

Fair enough but I don't know if you can call them underdogs anymore.

>about to heat up some leftover Chinese food
>see ad for $7.99 Pizza Hut

fuck

Used to be. Now I live down south. Best of both worlds - warm and still a vikes fan.
>sip bros should be gassed

Pre-kneeling thread

i make webms, but since the NFL are posting highlights on youtube and twitter I won't do it like past years

Pizza hut is trash garbage. You can do much better for 7.99.

Edina here :-)

Who /purplesipsinminneapolis/ here?

>rick's little brother calling the game

>Hating blessed Pizza Hut

He's a detroit announcer though

me brah, shit is fucking dank

>mfw enjoying an early morning sip at work in DT Mpls

How could you drink this early? Im all comfy with my coffee thank you very much.

Anyone up for a Twin Cities Sup Forums meetup sometime? We can drink beer, watch football, order pizza, and possibly someone can even yell a meme at the TV.

>implying the Vikings have been doing any of that stupid shit.

Pizza hut a shit

It's fun
t. not being old

>Could have done all my homework on Friday
>Left it until today

Add in the Lions losing and I'm on suicide watch

whats sip? a MN thing?

Id be down, Im

>No Davis and no Golladay

Fuck

Am I the only one who prefers Rockstar over Monster? Sugar free Rockstar is my go-to sip.

Are the Lions new unis elite?

Here we go

sip general on /ck/

Its a lifestyle

Yeah this is gonna be bad

>no Golladay
>no jarrad davis

FUCK WHY

ebin

nos cherry > nos purple > white monster > rest

anyways, this game is going to suck despite MN being without bradford

kool-aid status = empty

That Whipped Strawberry one by Rockstar is awesome

Downtown baby

I hate OBJ so fucking much. Dalvin Cook is gonna rape us like Freeman did.

The away unis are great. Blue pants look crispy as fuck.

>100 consecutive starts

STAFFORD CAN'T BE STOPPED

I live in Seattle and have never been to Minnesota.

Can I be a Vikings fan or is that weird?

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>Cooter still trying to run the ball

imo these runs are not good

>2 straight runs

No. Kill yourself you fucking faggot.

>loins

That was some Lombardi shit right there.

almost int

eh fuck it I dont even care who wins Im not gonna watch this game. I just dont want any injuries on either side. good luck lions bro's. keep that nigger tate on a leash I dont wanna see any webms of him breaking a dozen tackles for another TD again.
later guys.

Why do people think Cooter is elite again?

All anyone does in Minnesota is get hyped about the Vikings over the summer and more hyped during the season only to get their hopes crushed.

Don't do it.

FLIES IN THE VASALINE WE ARE

i have never been to minnesota yet i'm a vikings fan

Yes you are approved please wait 4-6 weeks for your helga horns to arrive

he really isn't

he's literally Ausmus from the Tiggers where he tries to force something. I know you can't throw every play but holy shit cmon two runs in a row?

>4 mins of football
>ads

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stafford keeps bailing him out last minute

How the fuck do I re-heat white rice in the microwave? Everytime I do it ends up super hard

But Brad is elite

Fuck you man

I don't need them to be good or anything I just like Vikings in general

Are you a fan because of your Viking culture?

Awesome

Yeah I think based on these responses I will be a Vikings fan, thanks anons

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>he's literally Ausmus
wtf