Lowest common denominator shit that makes you question mankind for how popular it became

Lowest common denominator shit that makes you question mankind for how popular it became.

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Hillary Clinton is worse
by 3 million

dullest

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It's much, MUCH worse than "lowest common denominator shit," OP. We're talking about one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. This pasta is so stale nobody will realize I'm gay. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

This too.
It's the same movie over and over again, I can't even stomach them.

>Hillary Clinton is worse
Crooked Hillary amirite, bro?

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

This, all capeshit is awful I just can not understand why people like it so much. Not even saying 'im so superior' here, I'm a huge pleb but I literally don't understand why people like super hero movies

They can easily blend comedy, action and fantasy without having to worry about the audience's suspension of disbelief, since all of these elements are automatically accepted in superhero movies. That makes it really easy to churn out formulaic blockbusters that all perform quite well.

It's now acceptable to be an adult and watch children's movies.

Fast And The Furious, how the fuck is it still going?

Friends, The Big Bang Theory, etc.

fuck you friends is great

>Le smelly shoes song XD
Kill yourself

I didn't like that joke either but that doesn't mean the show is the same as tbbt

>friends
smell cat
>tbbt
soft kitty

what did they mean by this?

It's the precursor to that sort of gay "random" humour

They made the same show twice but changed names, catch phrases, etc.

*tips user a crisp $5 bill*

Thank you for your service

>Crooked
Yeah, pretty much.